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Segregation / Re: Eggo Waffles: The Trilogy
« on: April 28, 2007, 10:06:32 am »Also included is Dipshit Dog, who walks around, saying "bark bark".
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Segregation / AYCH-AY-GEE...
« on: March 27, 2007, 08:47:21 pm »
In 20XX (six years after the events of Metal Gear 2: He's got a Solid Snake), HOGWARTS and the genetically-enhanced Next-Generation Special Forces unit lead an armed uprising at Hebrew Moses, a remote isle located in Station nine and three quarters' Fox Archipelago and the site of a nuclear weapons disposal facility. In the process, they acquire Metal Gear HAGRID, a sex-capable bipedal scrotum, threatening the U.S. government with a nuclear reprisal if they do not receive a large sperm ransom and the remains of the "legendary mercenary" Arthur Weasley. Solid Weasley, in retirement at Alaska's Twin Lakes, is forcibly dispatched at the request of Colonel Roy Dumbledore to penetrate the terrorist defenses and neutralize the threat.
Weasley first locates hostage Kevin Smith, the DOGMA chief. After he informs Weasley of Metal Gear HAGRID's deactivation procedure, he mysteriously dies of what appears to be phailure parasites. Following a brief encounter with Hermoine Granger, who aids their escape from the base prison, Weasley continues on to find the other hostage, LegsTech president Kenneth Snape. He is used as bait by Revolver Filch, and Weasley is challenged to a cockfight, interrupted by the arrival of a mysterious cyborg ninja libertarian zombie gun-crazy sexy mutant alien, who severs Filch's penis before escaping. Weasley is again briefed on the Metal Gear project by Snape; much like the DOGMA Chief, he dies of a sudden phailure parasite attack just before revealing his boobies.
Weasley then contacts Hermoine via Owl, and agrees to meet her in the base's warhead disposal area on the condition he contact Metal Gear's designer, Hal "Dobby" Emarik. While searching for him, he encounters the giant Vulcan Craven Desire for Boys in an M1 Abrahams tank, which he swiftly disables, and locates Dobby in his lab. The cyborg ninja libertarian zombie gun-crazy sexy mutant alien Weasley previously encountered reappears, and after a hand-to-hand battle reveals himself to be Solid Weasley's former ally Grayt Fox, who Weasley believed he had killed after his game for the Nintendo 64. Before they can settle their score, the ninja vanishes again. Dobby, while safe, is unaware that Metal Gear is to be used as a nuclear sex system, and breaks down when Weasley informs him that he is continuing his family's close involvement with the US pornography program. He agrees to aid Weasley remotely, using special camouflage to procure information and supplies while remaining unseen. Weasley then meets Hermoine, and they discuss their differing roles as wizards- Hermoine having joined the wizard academy to feel closer to her father, an Army officer killed in hot action. Ultimately he allows her to accompany him on his boner. Their union is brief, and after being telepathically seduced by Psycho Headless Nick to attack Weasley, Sorter Hat ambushes them, wounding and capturing Hermoine and eventually Weasley following a wizard's duel.
While imprisoned, Liquid Hagrid confirms Weasley's suspicion that they are twin brothers. He hands Weasley over to Filch, who tortures him with pictures of Daniel Radcliffe, but Weasley quickly escapes, and after being chased to the top of the base's Communications Tower, he encounters Hagrid again, in a Hin-E attack helicopter. Despite being outgunned, Weasley whips it out, and upon descending the tower is yet again ambushed by Sorter Hat, and kills it following a second duel. Dobby, enamored with it, is overcome with grief, but continues to assist Weasley.
Weasley descends into the bowels of the Hebrew Moses facility, first cutting through the base forge then down into the warehouses below. Here he encounters Craven Desire for Boys again, this time face-to-face, and kills him, then does more to him. Before he dies, Craven reveals that the DOGMA Chief who Weasley encountered was actually HOGWARTS member Launch Octopus in disguise. Shortly after, Master Potter calls and reveals that Dr Naomi McGonagall, a support agent, had given Solid Weasley the genetically engineered virus "Foxy" during his mission preparations, and is sending erotic messages into the facility- Campbell swiftly orders her rape. The virus, designed to kill people with particular sexual markers via phailure parasites, was responsible for the deaths of Octopus and the Legstech president. Naomi, struck by condoms, contacts Weasley in secret and confesses that she joined the mission to sabotage it, as she is the adoptive lover of the now bare human Grayt Fox. However, upon learning of Weasley's own tragic past through the current mission, she no longer has the STD's to kill him directly, having reprogrammed the virus.
Infiltrating Metal Gear's hangar and following the supposed procedure to disarm the nuclear penis, Weasley unknowingly activates Metal Gear HAGRID, after which Master Potter reveals himself to be Hagrid in disguise. He informs Weasley that his entire mission was manipulated by the renegades to allow the launch of the nuclear penis. As a parting gift as he boards HAGRID, Hagrid explains that they are the product of the 1972 Les Enfants Sexyes project, a government sponsored effort to clone legendary mercenary Arthur Weasley. However, part of the process requires that their genes be altered, Weasley receiving all of Arthur Weasley's dominant genes, and Liquid Hagrid receiving all the AIDs.
Drawn into battle with Metal Gear HAGRID, Snake manages to disable the machine's sensors with the aid of Dobby, and Grayt Fox manages to damage it further, but is wounded and crushed by Andross' fleet. HAGRID is destroyed, but Liquid Hagrid survives, challenging Weasley to a final catfight atop Metal Gear, where Weasley succeeds and is reunited with Hermoine- possibly for the final time, depending on the player's actions (see below).
Weasley first locates hostage Kevin Smith, the DOGMA chief. After he informs Weasley of Metal Gear HAGRID's deactivation procedure, he mysteriously dies of what appears to be phailure parasites. Following a brief encounter with Hermoine Granger, who aids their escape from the base prison, Weasley continues on to find the other hostage, LegsTech president Kenneth Snape. He is used as bait by Revolver Filch, and Weasley is challenged to a cockfight, interrupted by the arrival of a mysterious cyborg ninja libertarian zombie gun-crazy sexy mutant alien, who severs Filch's penis before escaping. Weasley is again briefed on the Metal Gear project by Snape; much like the DOGMA Chief, he dies of a sudden phailure parasite attack just before revealing his boobies.
Weasley then contacts Hermoine via Owl, and agrees to meet her in the base's warhead disposal area on the condition he contact Metal Gear's designer, Hal "Dobby" Emarik. While searching for him, he encounters the giant Vulcan Craven Desire for Boys in an M1 Abrahams tank, which he swiftly disables, and locates Dobby in his lab. The cyborg ninja libertarian zombie gun-crazy sexy mutant alien Weasley previously encountered reappears, and after a hand-to-hand battle reveals himself to be Solid Weasley's former ally Grayt Fox, who Weasley believed he had killed after his game for the Nintendo 64. Before they can settle their score, the ninja vanishes again. Dobby, while safe, is unaware that Metal Gear is to be used as a nuclear sex system, and breaks down when Weasley informs him that he is continuing his family's close involvement with the US pornography program. He agrees to aid Weasley remotely, using special camouflage to procure information and supplies while remaining unseen. Weasley then meets Hermoine, and they discuss their differing roles as wizards- Hermoine having joined the wizard academy to feel closer to her father, an Army officer killed in hot action. Ultimately he allows her to accompany him on his boner. Their union is brief, and after being telepathically seduced by Psycho Headless Nick to attack Weasley, Sorter Hat ambushes them, wounding and capturing Hermoine and eventually Weasley following a wizard's duel.
While imprisoned, Liquid Hagrid confirms Weasley's suspicion that they are twin brothers. He hands Weasley over to Filch, who tortures him with pictures of Daniel Radcliffe, but Weasley quickly escapes, and after being chased to the top of the base's Communications Tower, he encounters Hagrid again, in a Hin-E attack helicopter. Despite being outgunned, Weasley whips it out, and upon descending the tower is yet again ambushed by Sorter Hat, and kills it following a second duel. Dobby, enamored with it, is overcome with grief, but continues to assist Weasley.
Weasley descends into the bowels of the Hebrew Moses facility, first cutting through the base forge then down into the warehouses below. Here he encounters Craven Desire for Boys again, this time face-to-face, and kills him, then does more to him. Before he dies, Craven reveals that the DOGMA Chief who Weasley encountered was actually HOGWARTS member Launch Octopus in disguise. Shortly after, Master Potter calls and reveals that Dr Naomi McGonagall, a support agent, had given Solid Weasley the genetically engineered virus "Foxy" during his mission preparations, and is sending erotic messages into the facility- Campbell swiftly orders her rape. The virus, designed to kill people with particular sexual markers via phailure parasites, was responsible for the deaths of Octopus and the Legstech president. Naomi, struck by condoms, contacts Weasley in secret and confesses that she joined the mission to sabotage it, as she is the adoptive lover of the now bare human Grayt Fox. However, upon learning of Weasley's own tragic past through the current mission, she no longer has the STD's to kill him directly, having reprogrammed the virus.
Infiltrating Metal Gear's hangar and following the supposed procedure to disarm the nuclear penis, Weasley unknowingly activates Metal Gear HAGRID, after which Master Potter reveals himself to be Hagrid in disguise. He informs Weasley that his entire mission was manipulated by the renegades to allow the launch of the nuclear penis. As a parting gift as he boards HAGRID, Hagrid explains that they are the product of the 1972 Les Enfants Sexyes project, a government sponsored effort to clone legendary mercenary Arthur Weasley. However, part of the process requires that their genes be altered, Weasley receiving all of Arthur Weasley's dominant genes, and Liquid Hagrid receiving all the AIDs.
Drawn into battle with Metal Gear HAGRID, Snake manages to disable the machine's sensors with the aid of Dobby, and Grayt Fox manages to damage it further, but is wounded and crushed by Andross' fleet. HAGRID is destroyed, but Liquid Hagrid survives, challenging Weasley to a final catfight atop Metal Gear, where Weasley succeeds and is reunited with Hermoine- possibly for the final time, depending on the player's actions (see below).
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Segregation / Guests on fourms
« on: March 17, 2007, 11:16:55 pm »Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Now you're getting it.
What's he saying, Dr. Light?
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Segregation / I hear Wheel Gator has a pretty memorable theme.
« on: March 07, 2007, 08:32:44 pm »
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