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General Games / NEVER FORGET
« on: March 23, 2007, 07:31:34 pm »








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General Games / Hay guys am I cool yet?
« on: March 15, 2007, 06:35:14 pm »
Yeah, some huge cock in a clown outfit started bugging the shit out of me to do something, so I did something, and now he can't say I didn't. I got bored, so meh. Probably delete the bookmark again since it died last time all my bookmarks dissapeared somehow.

You know.... At one time...I thought I could escape... Get away from  eh drama...it wasn't until after I had purged myself os such useless ties to the past, that I realised... *I* am drama. Not only that, I EXUDE Drama. The chief export of me is Drama. I cannot escape drama, for by definition, I AM drama.

I searched for many long years, until finally, I discovered a way to harness my innate Dramatard abilities. I created, the Dram-o-Lation Generator. Using it's enhancing effects of my drama skills, I soon took over the world, and forced all hot chicks to wear french maid and catgirl outfits.

It wasn't until one day that a little dutch girl had challenged my Dramatard Capbilities, with stories of her father's diseases, and of her mothers super-sluttyness.

I conceeded my position as Head Drama-Lord. The girl eventually grew up, and got a sex change, and is now known to the world as George W. Bush.


...What, you expected something else? Why be truthful NOW? Lies: Once you pop you just can't stop.

Also, yay for typos I still make years later. XD

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General Games / Hay guys am I cool yet?
« on: March 15, 2007, 06:20:01 pm »
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WHY IS IKARUGA SO DAMN HARD TO FIND


It's that damn good? Took me awhile to find mine as well.

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 07:44:30 am »
VICTORY! Now shut the hell up and drink yoru juice.


What if *blares some cheesy techno and tosses everyone glowstick*

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 07:41:52 am »
*uses Hydrolic pump to push the boulder into outer-space, then smacks Trig in the space with a fly swatter*

What if aliens came and obducted us this very second?

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 07:39:07 am »
*grabs shin* OHHH THE PAAAIIINN THE PAAIIIN THE PAIN THE PAIN THE PAIN THEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAIN....


What if *throws a rock*

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 07:36:40 am »
Then he must DIEDIEDIE JUSDIE!!!1

*catches self with hands and does a backflip back upright, then shoulder tackles*

What if *does a victory dance*

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 07:23:17 am »
*DOES A BARREL ROLL and dodges*

What if you suddenly started crying? *punches with stone gloves*

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 07:07:30 am »
I won't. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! *grabs a guantlet and smacks Trig across the face with it*

What if I just ripped off Mel Brooks?

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 07:05:04 am »
Earl all the way, bitches.


What if FFFOOOOUUUUULLLLL?!?!?!?

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 07:01:56 am »
It's air guitarin' time.

What if Doo dod od do dooo do do dooo?

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 06:58:55 am »
Yer mom.

What if *tosses Playboys at Trigger*

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 06:53:15 am »
You know what happened to JFK? Yeah, that.

What would you do if you ghetto rigged a CD player that's been broken for 2-3 years, using glue, a peice of an earaser, some tape, and MacGuyver like power?

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General / What woiuld you do? game
« on: October 22, 2005, 06:50:42 am »
I'd live on, as a ghost, as someone else, it doesn't matter, I just would.

What if you started to have a conversation with yourself?

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General / Let's all say "hi!" to Twinkle Toes.
« on: September 24, 2005, 03:01:09 am »
Thanks guys. If all goes according to plan, you'll see me around every so often. Catch ya later.

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