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General => General => Topic started by: Yaminomalex on November 09, 2005, 11:37:10 am

Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 09, 2005, 11:37:10 am
Z0MG THIS IS YAMINOMALEX REPORTING FOR JNC

THE SPACE SHUTTLE INTREPID IS SET TO LIFT OFF SHORTLY. IN THE MEANTIME, THE NEWS TEAM HERE AT JNC WILL ENTERTAIN YOU WITH SOME NEWS. BOOBS! YIPEEEEEEE!

DICKINSON SUED OMAROSA M. STALLWORTH IN A DEFAMATION LAWSUIT THE OTHERDAY ON JUDGE JOE BROWN. THE CASE WAS
SETTLED AND STALLWORTH OWED DICKINSON $10,003.77, ENOUGH TO COVER DICKINSON’S,OH HELL JANICE’S NEXT “COSMETIC” SURGERY. IN OUR OPINION, JANICE SHOULD SIMPLY WEAR A MASK OR SOME BAG OVER THAT MESSY MUG AND CALL IT A DAY,DA BITCH. SHAME SHAME SHAME

 THE WORLD’S “FIRST” SUPERMODEL (whatever) HAS (had) BRAGGING RIGHTS BECAUSE AFTER ALL, HE IS STILL A SUPERMODEL! LOWL!-ACTRESS BAI-LING, SUPERMODEL KIM ALEXIS, AND NEVER-SHOULD-HAVE-BEEN YOKO “OH-NO!” WENT ON A CONCERT TOUR TO ONE OF THE “-STAN” COUNTRIES IN ASIA. THEY SUCKED SO BAD THAT EVEN HE “-STANians” THREW WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AT THEM! ALL THREE VOCAL TRAINWERCKS MADE IT OUT ALIVE.

GRETCHEN BONADUCE, WIFE OF B-LIST CELEBRITY DANNY BONADUCE (OF “PARTRIDGE FAMILY” FAME, AND THAT’S BASICALLY IT…) WAS SENT TO CEDAR-SINAI HOSPITAL EARLY THIS MORNING BY THE THERAPIST, DR. GARRY. SHE WAS MUTILATED WITH SCAR AND STAB WOUNDS BY HER S.O.B., DIPOLAR, JUICED-UP, WASHED-UP, PATHETIC, OVER-BEARING, ALCOHOLIC

HUSBAND. “AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR HER, AND THAT DUMB BITCHWANTS TO LEAVE ME FOR DAVID CASSIDY?!” SAID THE DIRTY
MUDDDAFOCKER. WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO IS SUE HIS ASS FOR
SOME MONEY ‘CAUSE SHE IS TOO CUTE AND TO WARM-HEARTED
TO PUT UP WITH THAT SHIT!

 DANIEL BUNJUMP.’S SENTENCING FOR BEING A PAIN IN THE ASSWILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON; PROBABLY NEXT WEEK OR SOMETHING-OR-IN GOVERNMENTAL NEWS, PRESIDENT BUSH WAS SHOT

IN THE LEG AT 3:04 AM THIS MORNING DURING A PROTEST. PROTESTERS INCLUDED COLIN POWELL, CONDIE RICE (YEP, CONDIE! NO SHIT SHERLOCK!), 3-6-MAFIA, LIL’ JOHN, CAREY HART, PINK, VIVICA FOX, AND MANY OTHER CELEBRITIES. HE MADE A RACIAL SLUR SOME WHERE IN THE TUNE OF, “MA! CHENEY! LAURIE! GET THOSE DIRTY FUCKERS OF MY LAWN!” THE RIOT STARTED AND CAREY HART MADE THE FIRST GUNFIRE. THE SENATE, NOW HEADED BY OPRAH, ISSUED THE PROTESTERS BRAND NEW AND FREE B.M.Ws.

ALSO,BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS.

STAY TUNED TO JNC, YOUR TRUSTY NEWS LEADER!
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 09, 2005, 11:49:47 am
Being far too lazy to read that, your satire/sarcasm/irony/whatever is lost on me.
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 09, 2005, 11:50:59 am
Deal with it.
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 09, 2005, 11:51:59 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/drunkswrong.png)
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 09, 2005, 12:20:18 pm
NO WAY! BUSH WAS SHOT?  TIME TO CELEBRATE!

*Dances a jig*

Was he killed?
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Swiftman on November 09, 2005, 12:45:39 pm
*looks at the top post*

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Elgoonishshive/anyideaupthere.gif)
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Monkeydog on November 09, 2005, 01:17:56 pm
YIPEEEE! BOOBS!
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: jv2k on November 09, 2005, 02:16:23 pm
All I know is I'm late for the 12 o clock trolly to newbrook!
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 09, 2005, 02:38:14 pm
In actual news today, Lazlo hit the restart button and won.
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 09, 2005, 02:39:02 pm
Lazlo wins.

Flawless Victory.

Brutality.
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Swiftman on November 09, 2005, 03:19:25 pm
SUPREME VICTORY
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Peaches on November 09, 2005, 03:43:18 pm
I didn't read it.  Mainly BECAUSE OF THE CAPS!!1
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Jay vee on November 09, 2005, 03:43:59 pm
Lazlo wins

flawless victory

beastiality.
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 10, 2005, 11:40:57 am
Mortal Kombat is dumb.

Tekken > Killer Instinct > Mortal Kombat

Really.

Fatality.
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 10, 2005, 12:39:38 pm
Maybe so, but when was the last KI game released?  I'd pay 500 of my proxy souls to get another one out!

And Tekken does rule, but if you can't finish off your opponent, it scores lower than MK in my book.

Batch.
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Peaches on November 10, 2005, 03:46:52 pm
Actually, he's right.  Tekken is infinitely better than Killer Instinct due to the fact that they are actually competitive (well, except for 4 and I hate tag)
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Swiftman on November 10, 2005, 05:39:01 pm
I haven't played any Tekken or Mortal Kombat games, but I love the variety of the characters in Killer Instinct.

(http://www.chasque.net/damaso/damaso/fulgore.gif)

Fulgore fro t3h win.
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: jv2k on November 10, 2005, 06:01:31 pm
Megaman has the most variety though...
Hardman and dust man for teh lose!
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 10, 2005, 07:36:50 pm
The last fighting game I played was Soul Caliber II, and before that, it was Mortal Kombat II. I'm not much for fighting games (SSBM defies categorization)
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Jehuty on November 10, 2005, 07:37:27 pm
Street Fighter
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on November 10, 2005, 08:05:56 pm
CJMErl: Sonic Battle was OK in my book.

Yami CJMErl: Yeah, it was kind of like the forbidden love child of SSB and Sonic Adventure DX.

CJMErl: :shock: ...
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Monkeydog on November 10, 2005, 08:10:37 pm
Marvel vs Capcom 2 rocked... <3
Last one I played...and the only one I've played for like 2 years...
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 10, 2005, 08:40:37 pm
(http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5008/11180019303456yx.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on November 10, 2005, 08:43:54 pm
Yami CJMErl: YHEY! :D
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 10, 2005, 08:57:08 pm
Fat Albert?
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: Jehuty on November 10, 2005, 09:53:47 pm
Freeze! NYPD!
Title: JNC, your trusty news source
Post by: jv2k on November 11, 2005, 02:45:45 pm
Damn them commie japs!