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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 02:34:48 am

Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 02:34:48 am: Toasts to Carlin!

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Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans...
First I would like to say, Sorry for your loss.
With that said, let's go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)
#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (I don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)

#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.

#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a
store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)

#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory
evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...it's theirs,
not yours.

#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumb ass who didn't leave when told to do so.

#4. If you are in your house that is completely
under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone
does want them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just leave! (It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)

#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You
wouldn't build your house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some good and join the Navy.

#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming
that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).

#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually
working for a living.
President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Thank you for allowing me to rant.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on October 21, 2005, 08:45:19 am: CJMErl: HAHA! That's funny!
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 11:31:20 am: Fuck, shit, cock, cunt, motherfucker, piss, tits and turd.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Bladegash on October 21, 2005, 12:42:58 pm: You forgot two. =P
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 03:38:18 pm: I haven't seen that in forever, forgive me.
Title: Re: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: jv2k on October 21, 2005, 03:43:30 pm: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
(Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America).

LIES! ALL LIES! The communists did it.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 03:51:08 pm: communists are silly
Title: Re: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 04:20:58 pm: Quote from: "jv2k"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
(Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America).

LIES! ALL LIES! The communists did it.

What the crap?
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 04:49:31 pm: I'm afraid I can't save the world today, Mr. President.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 04:56:45 pm: The only person who can save us is Jesus, A.K.A. George W. Bush.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 04:58:17 pm: I'm a pretzel on a stealth mission to kill the president.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 04:58:57 pm: And I'm the cheesedip of your doom.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 05:00:56 pm: I'm the emissary of the oasis.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 05:02:53 pm: Then I'm the messiah of Wal-Mart, sent on a mission to destroy all water in the negaverse.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 05:03:35 pm: Sailor Moon protects my life points from your assault.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 05:06:12 pm: Tuxedo Mask rapes Sailor Moon and my attack breaks through.
Also, I take a lot of pictures and post them on nasty hentai sites.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 05:07:41 pm: I activate Holy Barrier Mirror Force, that card stops your attack and pwns your monsters, fwel.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 05:09:30 pm: Then I play the Almight GodMod, which puts all of the cards in your deck, as well as any magic, trap, or effect creature cards in your had or on the field into your graveyard, and also reduces your life points to 1.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 05:10:04 pm: I activate the self destruct button.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 05:11:23 pm: I throw you into the evil pit of week old Big Macs and unholy Chicken McNuggets.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 05:11:42 pm: No.
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 05:12:55 pm: Blast! Foiled again!

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, YAMINO, NNNEEEEXXXXTTT TIIIMMMEEEE!!!
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Jehuty on October 21, 2005, 05:26:53 pm: *asplodes*
Title: George Carlin is one of my heros.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 05:32:06 pm: Di-di-di-di-di- Inspector Gadget.