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General => General => Topic started by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 06:14:50 pm

Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 06:14:50 pm: Allright, this is for all you silly, silly people out there who use spray. STOP. USING . IT. Mmmmkay?

Seriously, just stop using it.

First of all, you know what Axe Body Spray smells like? It smells like moldy donkey asscakes. That might as well re-name it Ass. Spraying that shit over your body isn't going to make your sweaty greasy armpits smell any better. If you use it, the girls WON'T be all over you and try to get you to assfuck them like in those stupid Axe commericals. just remember that SEX sells, fwels.

Second of all, some people have BREATHING PROBLEMS (lolol leik meh lololol), we don't want to be breathing in any of your nasty shit, that will go inside our lungs and make us die a shitty death.

Finally, sprays kill the ozone. Haha, now seriously it does. Every time you put some nasty shit in your hair, spray paint some graffit just to be an asshole, or poison some bugs because your too damn lazy to swat them yourself, your killing the ozone around our earth, and releasing CFCs in the air.

So do me a favor, and stop using spray or Jesus will cry. =)

P.S. : Axe sucks
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Jehuty on October 13, 2005, 06:16:06 pm: Agree. I don't like it either.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: RetroJape on October 13, 2005, 06:17:34 pm: Omfg you don't know how much I agree with that. All these assholes on my school bus spray it and it smells like shit.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 06:20:22 pm: Poor ozone. ='(
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Jehuty on October 13, 2005, 06:21:13 pm: Because of Axe, all of the snowmen will melt!
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: RetroJape on October 13, 2005, 06:21:32 pm: Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Poor ozone. ='(
I say that in the future the air will smell of axe and it will be a deadly poison, also Bill Cosby robots will run amok killing small children and harevesting their organs.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 06:22:21 pm: Don't eat the pudding.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Swiftman on October 13, 2005, 06:33:34 pm: I think Axe smells like bat barf with guano, microwaved on high for 10 minutes then boiled with lim chi. In other words, really fucking bad.

But this one time a kid had it on in my math class [stinking to high heaven....] and thsi girl walked in, smelt it, and went to her knee's, saying" OMG! It smells so good!"

And everyone else looked at her funny.

Me among them.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Jehuty on October 13, 2005, 06:39:25 pm: Must be a girl thing
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Swiftman on October 13, 2005, 06:40:05 pm: oooohhhhhhhhh, ANTHA! *whistles* What does Axe smell like to you?
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Antha on October 13, 2005, 06:46:56 pm: *shrug* I dunno. I always thought it smelled kinda good. Same with Tag. However, used to much, and then it gets annoying. However on some guys it's sweet, on others not so much. Used in excess, it sucks.

But, I dunno why you guys don't like it, I do. *shrug* But, I'll agree with the whole ozone thing.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Jehuty on October 13, 2005, 06:48:59 pm: Hmm..... guys don't like the smell, but girls like it, but not in large quantities. Ah..... I see.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 06:49:48 pm: Guys = Girls

Solve for X.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Jehuty on October 13, 2005, 06:55:56 pm: Huh? Your equation makes no sense.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 06:56:35 pm: It is you who makes no sense.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 13, 2005, 06:58:14 pm: x(a+5)=y

solve for X and Y.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 06:59:11 pm: Math is for people who are insecure of their welfare.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Jehuty on October 13, 2005, 06:59:34 pm: X=GBD which is equivalent to X times Zero makes some weird stuff.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 07:01:30 pm: Mega Man X is afarid of fighting.

Zero is a surfer d00d.

Axl loves his guns.

Douglas is unimporant.

We went off topic. ='(
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Jehuty on October 13, 2005, 07:02:15 pm: So?
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 07:03:46 pm: The cockroaches will 1 day reign supream!
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Swiftman on October 13, 2005, 07:04:54 pm: Axe and Axl are close enough to be on topic, probably. *shot*
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 13, 2005, 07:07:26 pm: Neat
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 13, 2005, 09:41:15 pm: Quote from: "Jehuty"
Because of Axe, all of the snowmen will melt!

And then the entire planet will be like an iced tea commercial, and we ALL don't want that.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Swiftman on October 13, 2005, 11:16:45 pm: Yeah, NO ONE wants to be in a hot tub full of scantily clad women.

Sounds like a beer commercial, but it's for an iced tea drink....

Damn the earflaps on that snowman!

But the Earthworm Jim Snowman could own that snowman. For sure.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Herb on October 13, 2005, 11:28:51 pm: you may not like AXE, but their internet games are DAMN amazing
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Jehuty on October 13, 2005, 11:53:42 pm: Wait a minute................ Herb posted? Cool.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: praxisilver on October 14, 2005, 01:10:22 am: You people don't know the true power of Axe.
Back in the day, it was known to repel the annoying kid at your school, that you KNOW is doing it on purpose. Saved my mind from cracking, it did.
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Peaches on October 14, 2005, 01:20:42 am: photochopped for your delight, I'm too lazy to do it right though, someone should top me.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Superpeaches/Stuff/685404.jpg)
Title: I hate Axe
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 16, 2005, 11:01:35 pm: Eeh, I don't mind Axe. My friends sometimes buy it, but I won't waste my money on that shit. Sometimes it gets sprayed on me, and I don't mind it. Whatever.