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Post by: Swiftman on September 29, 2005, 10:26:04 pm: It has come back!

Input a word into the Swiftionary, and I'll give a definition for it!

You all know the drill. Get goin! *sits behind a desk, saying: "The definer is IN"*
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Post by: Jehuty on September 29, 2005, 10:27:57 pm: garbonzotastic
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 29, 2005, 10:29:47 pm: I can't think of one.
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Post by: Swiftman on September 29, 2005, 10:32:28 pm: garbonzotastic [adjective] gar-bon-zo-tas-tic 1. Something very awesome and excellent, but not quite on the level of Uberawesomewonderfultacularness. 2. Something so special, it's better than garbonzo beans! 3. A form of using garbonzo beans as a form of rocket space propulsion [experimental stages]

DISCLAIMER ON TEH SWIFTOINARY:

All definitions are NOT to be taken seriously.

Anyways.... Keep em' comin!
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Post by: praxisilver on September 29, 2005, 10:41:05 pm: Nizzle
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Post by: Swiftman on September 29, 2005, 10:56:05 pm: Nizzle: [verb] Ni-zel 1. To nuzzle, but in a more affectionate nature. 2. Something that resembles bug spray and deoderant, but nothing is really confirmed yet [more analysis of deoderant bug spray required]
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Post by: NeoCalculus on September 29, 2005, 10:58:22 pm: All Rush Mix Tape
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 29, 2005, 10:59:53 pm: You couldn't be more wrong, Swift. Nizzle is real slang. You should at least add that to your definition.

All Rush Mix Tape (Noun) 1. A tape containing arguably Rush's best music.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on September 29, 2005, 11:07:13 pm: Mugishwa
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Post by: Swiftman on September 29, 2005, 11:11:18 pm: Lazlo, are you doing definitions AGAIN!? Only I do that! [unless there's a real definition that I don't know about...]

All Rush Mix Tape [adjective] all rush mix tape 1. A tape containing arguably Rush's best music. 2. To use tape in a fashion to string people up onto walls, and leave them to die 3. Soem kind of attack manuever, most effective with packing tape.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 29, 2005, 11:12:51 pm: I only did that because I was pretty sure you didn't know that Rush was a band, or if you've seen that episode of Futurama.
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Post by: Peaches on September 29, 2005, 11:16:02 pm: *intputs swiftlazblitznickshotz*
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Post by: NeoCalculus on September 29, 2005, 11:54:59 pm: Well, you got the attack maneuver thing about right. I use All Rush Mix Tapes as Shurikens.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 30, 2005, 11:40:11 am: Anime.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 30, 2005, 12:23:06 pm: Anime (noun) An-eh-may 1. A form of cartoons characterized by looking like every other cartoon to come out of Japan. 2. Japanimation 3. Cartoons worshiped by nards with nothing better to do.

DISCLAMER: I'm not putting words into the Swiftionary, Swift. Just suggesting definitions, mmkay?
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Post by: Jody on September 30, 2005, 03:10:50 pm: I have too many words.. also, I was oblivious to this thread and gave you a word in that Swiftionary thread thing..
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Post by: KingSpider on September 30, 2005, 03:15:15 pm: ZOMGMYCAEK
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Post by: Swiftman on September 30, 2005, 03:55:18 pm: Lazlo, the Swiftionary is NOT, repeat, NOT, meant for actual definitions! I had something planned for anime, and you ruined it! Stop putting in real definitions, That's not what the Swiftionary is for!!!

Mugishwa: [verb, noun] Moo-gish-wa 1. A certain kind of sitting, simaler to squatting, but with a little squash thrown in. 2. A certain body organ, found only on sasquatches. The purpose is unknown, but increased hair growth is suspected. 3. A town in Illinois that is kept very secret, unknown to anyone who actually lives there.

Swiftlasblitznickshotz: [non] Swift-laz-blitz-nick-shotz 1. A word of such awesomeimity that none can register it's true definition, but I'm sure it's something hilairious

Catgirlated: [verb] cat-girl-ate-ed 1. To be brutally torn apart, ripped into pieces, or generally maimed and mutilated by a catgirl persona, performable by Jody and Sophih only. [must require a high level catgirl to properly execute, not to be confused with catgirl'd, which is an action for pleasure]

ZOMGMYCAEK: zoe-ma-god-my-cake 1. Not a freaking clue! 2. Something to do with cake being stolen, near as I can tell.... [more validation needed?]

Anything else, people?
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Post by: jv2k on September 30, 2005, 04:00:10 pm: nard
monkeybutter
buttsecks
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Post by: Swiftman on September 30, 2005, 04:06:47 pm: Nard: [adjective, noun] nard 1. A term used amongst people on the internet and the 'real' world. 2. Has a different meaning when used with friends. Positive with friends, deragatory with enemies.

Monkeybutter: [noun] mun-key-butt-er 1. A special, very rare kind of petroleum by product churned by a monkey, made from a monkey. The taste in unbeatable, until you learn what it's made from.

Buttsecks: [verb] butt-sex 1. A childish way to spell 'buttsex'. 2. (adult!) To engage in sexual intercourse in the anal region. 3. The Forbidden Action among Jody and Trigger, where it will never be done [so long as Jody is in charge. *shot*]

This is fun!
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 30, 2005, 06:02:08 pm: Define : Budgabeen

>=D
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Post by: Swiftman on September 30, 2005, 06:20:31 pm: Budgabeen: [noun] bud-ga-bean 1. A strange kind of bean or lentil, whereupon ingestion, causes the eater to act randomly, lose typing cohesion for periods off and on, and basically be a spammer on web forums.

There we go. Should explaina lot. XD
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Post by: Razel on September 30, 2005, 10:13:50 pm: Zicky-Deeky-boog (SP?)
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Post by: Swiftman on September 30, 2005, 10:22:37 pm: Zickydeekyboog: [adjective] zip-ee-dee-key-boog 1. A way of describing things.

[humour in simplicity]
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Post by: Jody on September 30, 2005, 10:30:16 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
performable by Jody and Sophih only.

SOPHIH TOO? Impossibly unpossible, it's like telling Krillan that he can do Goku's final attack that kills that little space midget, Freeza.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 30, 2005, 10:56:15 pm: Quote from: "Razel"
Zicky-Deeky-boog (SP?)

*World a'splodes*
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
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Post by: Swiftman on September 30, 2005, 11:02:58 pm: Sorry Jody, but in all rights, Sophih was here first, and made all sorts of awesome drawings to very much prove the point that she's a catgirl.

Though Jody.... Her awesomeness is just.... wow.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 30, 2005, 11:06:26 pm: Like that drawing of Swift, man, I loved that thing! It just looked so awesome!
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Post by: Jody on September 30, 2005, 11:47:30 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
Sorry Jody, but in all rights, Sophih was here first, and made all sorts of awesome drawings to very much prove the point that she's a catgirl.

Though Jody.... Her awesomeness is just.... wow.

Uh, I know she was here first, and that she is a catgirl, but that doesn't mean she can catgirlate people. You have to be a Jody to that. It's like only Trigger can (properly) shank. DON'T YOU GET IT?! DON'T YOU SEEE?!
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Post by: jv2k on October 01, 2005, 11:46:21 am: THATS A LIE! Shanking is the proud move of my people! Unless Trigger is hispanic he knows nothing of shanking people!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 01, 2005, 11:48:38 am: Do you even know what shanking is, JV?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2005, 01:32:53 pm: stabbing someone.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2005, 01:34:50 pm: oh and I be jv2k!
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Post by: Superyoshi on October 01, 2005, 02:15:48 pm: Quote from: "Anonymous"
stabbing someone.

You have A LOT to learn...hehe.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2005, 02:20:08 pm: While you may have added a perverted twist to the tittle shanking, the term is still used by many to reffer to someone stabbing someone.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 01, 2005, 02:38:31 pm: It's not perverted at all.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2005, 02:41:11 pm: then what have you turned the word into?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 01, 2005, 03:25:27 pm: JV, log in.

I believe shank should be put in the Swiftionary..... But oh noez, I don't think trig would like that! His trademark move, defined by me!
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 01, 2005, 05:14:37 pm: Disney
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 01, 2005, 05:15:58 pm: This should be good... *Sits back to watch mayhem.*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 01, 2005, 05:17:08 pm: >=D
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Post by: Swiftman on October 01, 2005, 09:39:30 pm: Disney: [noun] diz-knee 1. WAS a good movie company, and helped spwn Pixar, so in my eyes Disbey isn't ALL bad. [though this definition, however biased, is open to input of others]

This next one is an IM request of sorts [not so much requested but HAD to be in the Swiftionary]

SUPERMERGENTROID: [adjective] super-mer-gen-troid 1. Slang from like... 1920' 2. To express favortism to in extreme ways. [eg: And the actors are the originals, so they are absolutely SUPERMERGENTROID!]

Any more?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 01, 2005, 10:31:05 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
[adjective] super-mer-gen-troid 1. Slang from like... 1920'

Don't be making up history!
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Post by: Swiftman on October 01, 2005, 10:49:10 pm: I'm not. Just ask Antha.
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Post by: praxisilver on October 01, 2005, 11:01:48 pm: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
CHALLENGE WORD!! (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine)
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Post by: Swiftman on October 01, 2005, 11:46:30 pm: *eyes and eyebrows go bonkers*

HOLY FUCK! That's one huge ass word!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 01, 2005, 11:49:15 pm: S'not a word. It's never been used, and it probably never will be. Unless someone decides to use it just to spite a naysayer like me.
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Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 12:03:15 am: The challenge word is the very VERY long version of a type of protein.
Quote from: "Wikipedia"
Titin (UniProt name: Q10466_HUMAN; accession number: Q10466) is a protein that is important in the contraction of striated muscle tissues. Titin connects the Z line to the M line in the sarcomere. The protein limits the range of motion of the sarcomere in tension, thus contributing to the passive stiffness of muscle. Variations in the sequence of titin between different types of muscle (e.g. cardiac or skeletal) has been correlated with differences in the mechanical properties of the muscles [1].

Titin is the largest known protein, consisting of 26,926 amino acids. The full chemical name, containing 189,819 letters, can be viewed at http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine. The molecular weight of the mature protein is approximately 2,993,451.39 Da, and it has a theoretical pI of 6.35 [1]. The protein's chemical formula is C132983H211861N36149O40883S693. It has a theoretical Instability Index (II) of 39.69, indicating that it would be stable in a test tube. The protein's in vivo half-life, the time it takes for half of the amount of protein in a cell to disappear after its synthesis in the cell, is predicted to be approximately 30 hours (in mammalian reticulocytes). [2]

There, i made you learn something, whether you like it or not! :twisted:
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 02, 2005, 12:34:17 am: Curse you.
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Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 01:53:10 am: Wow. Just Wow, Praxisilver. I am amazed.......... like by alot.
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Post by: Razel on October 02, 2005, 02:17:04 am: Painted
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Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 02:19:14 am: Painted [adjective] Paint-ed 1. A room covered in blood, created mainly by psychos and trigger happy poeple 2. (orig: Monsters Inc) A seemingly synonim for empty

That was all? Pitiful! *shot*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 02, 2005, 02:19:46 am: Porfat
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Post by: Jody on October 02, 2005, 10:43:27 am: ZOMG
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:04:05 am: (http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/426/4gnnyr0li.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
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Post by: Peaches on October 03, 2005, 12:21:34 am: holy crap,those azumanga sigs are frigging killing me banbdwidth wise. it's as bad as my talk like a pirate day avatar and sig
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Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:23:30 am: They're giving me a seizure.
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Post by: praxisilver on October 03, 2005, 05:33:31 pm: *dances with the azumanga sig*
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Post by: KingSpider on October 03, 2005, 05:39:32 pm: *inputs: Evil Blue Chickens*
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Post by: NeoCalculus on October 03, 2005, 06:01:10 pm: 2 words you MUST have:

"Teamrollered"

and

"Abdass"
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Post by: Swiftman on October 03, 2005, 06:40:02 pm: OH! Good point, Skull! I forgot about those two VERY important words!

Evil Blue Chickens: (noun) ee-vill blu chik-ins 1. Demonic poultry in a shade of dark turquoise.

Teamrollered: (verb) teem-roll-er-d 1. Something along the ways of *shot* and *steamroller'd*, only much more severe of a punishment than the two mentioned. 2. To be run over by a team of steamrollers.

Abdass: (adjective) ab-d-ass 1. Similer to badass, but a much better case of awesomeness. [eg: "That car isn't badass, it's abdass."]

There's the next ones.... good job on pointing out those two important ones, Skull!