Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 07:43:51 am
Swiftman vs. Lazlo Falconi!
[just a general RP fight, mainly between me an' Lazlo, but anyone can feel free to pop in and join]
Yahar! *swings a salmon at Lazlo's face*
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 08:06:46 am
Yar.
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 08:14:30 am
*continues swinging at Lazlo with a salmon*
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 08:17:04 am
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 10:24:26 am
]
Ha ha, I'm a rebel.
*Throws bratwurst at Swift*
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 10:37:15 am
>_>
Don't worry, I outfitted the Pyro-GX to have ato-targeting turrets outside.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:04:49 am
*Rides up in the newly repaired Narcissa*
*sigh* Well, GUMBOHA!!! *throws bowls of steaming hot shrimp gumbo at everyone*
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 11:07:52 am
*A turret targets NC and shoots him*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:34:09 am
*turns towards Cortez*
DAMN YOU CORTEZ!!!! *fires more steaming hot gumbo*
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 11:35:54 am
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 01:03:03 pm
Wut.
*Uses a CD to reflect a non-lethal death ray at Swift*
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:02:45 pm
ASS SHOT.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:03:58 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:06:33 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:13:18 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 02:14:10 pm
*PULLS OUT JILL*
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:24:57 pm
Die.
*Is now humping Lazlo's sister*
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:27:10 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 02:27:47 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:28:35 pm
*Cortez clones murder Lazlo with the might of a million stingy knights, I mean pirates*
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:30:20 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 02:31:10 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 02:32:04 pm
<_<
*stabs cortez and then swift*
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 02:33:47 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 03:24:40 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 03:27:51 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 03:32:08 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 03:37:20 pm
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 03:40:10 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 03:50:14 pm
SHIT SHIT SHIT!
At least I'm in a room whose walls and door are impervious to ALL attacks. Even those cheaply made in 5 seconds.
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 04:09:23 pm
*unbolts the wallsin anger, opens the Pyro-GX cabin, rips Cortez and Kasai out, sets Kasai down and throws Cortez against the wall*
DON'T USE MY OFFICIAL SHIP ANYMORE! You still have my Faraday Cage, don't you? That mech I lent you to battle NMX? USE IT! And you couldn't pilot the Pyro-GX anyways, only certain people have that ability. [Lazlo, for one,but he has the Skiver still, which is MUCH more suited for luvin than the cramped Pyro-GX]
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 04:19:30 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 04:25:57 pm
YAY.
*Celebrates by stealing Lazlo's wallet*
DOUBLE YAY.
*Steals his Sega Saturn and NiGHTS.*
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 04:38:04 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 04:39:29 pm
*Drops Saturn and NiGHTS game gently and runs back to Faraday*
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 04:42:43 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 04:45:11 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 04:52:12 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:04:33 pm
Oops, was that a bad thing to do?
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 05:05:33 pm
I have 100000000000000000000 backup Saturns.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:06:49 pm
Damn, boy, am I clumsly?
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:08:06 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 05:09:20 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
*trys to walk, but trips and crushes all of the back ups*
Damn, boy, am I clumsly?
*Kills you*
*Clones more Saturns and gives the clones to Lazlo*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:09:35 pm
Oops, butterfingers.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 05:09:46 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:13:09 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Stop trying to be like Sweeden! *Shoots a flamethrower at Jehuty* THE BADDEL BETWEEN GOOD AND NEAUTRAL SHOULD EDN SOON!
My gut tells me a possible maybe. *Throws Cortez for some reason*
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:13:56 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 05:14:06 pm
(I love that episode)
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:15:50 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
The Protoman Homepage Melee!!!
Look Jehuty, a bird. *Throws Cortez at Jehuty*
And yes, that episode was great.
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:15:58 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:16:44 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:17:37 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:18:21 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:19:28 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:20:25 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:22:21 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:27:34 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 05:29:05 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 05:29:38 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 20, 2005, 05:36:42 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 20, 2005, 05:59:31 pm
*smacks everyone who is against him in the face, twice*
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 20, 2005, 06:22:33 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 06:57:45 pm
*Fires the Team Disaster™ Nova Cannon at jv2k and Swift*
WE ARE THE MASTERS OF DISASTER!!!©
Post by: Jody on September 20, 2005, 06:59:40 pm
*Walks in and kicks everyone's ass*
*Leaves after scoring a Dr. Pepper from the consession stand*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 07:00:52 pm
Wait a minute, what's going on here? This was just supposed to be me and Jehuty. WHATS GOING ON?
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 07:07:42 pm
Post by: Jody on September 20, 2005, 07:21:01 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
But Jody, don't you want to joing Team Disaster™?
ME ON A TEAM?! I've never really done that before. >>
And I didn't read like any of this topic, so I don't really know what's going on.
Post by: RetroJape on September 20, 2005, 07:24:35 pm
(http://www.negative-g.com/downhill/images/111403whoopass.jpg)
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 07:25:07 pm
Post by: RetroJape on September 20, 2005, 07:25:55 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Forum war. Lots of people are participating. Join us. We have a theme song. Don't you like techno and trance??? :(I shall (join that is) cause I'm cool like that. TIME TO RAISE HELL
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 07:26:40 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 07:44:54 pm
Post by: RetroJape on September 20, 2005, 08:05:49 pm
CLICK TO VIEW^
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 08:12:29 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 08:28:16 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 08:54:25 pm
http://media.putfile.com/Mah_theme_song To add to our awesomemity, here's our theme song. Made by me.
Most of the song is a bunch of techno synths, some nice catchy drum beats and synth distorted bass, my best work yet. ;)
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 09:17:21 pm
It needs a voice over saying "Disaster" at the end! Or not, it still rocks!!!
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:22:10 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 09:22:47 pm
Now lets take those guys by storm!!!!
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:23:46 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 09:24:14 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:25:41 pm
Post by: Kasai Falconi on September 20, 2005, 09:27:19 pm
Post by: RetroJape on September 20, 2005, 09:28:58 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:31:51 pm
I'm afraid, Swift, that your base now belongs to us.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 09:34:12 pm
*readies Narcissa MK 2 for combat*
Post by: Kasai Falconi on September 20, 2005, 09:36:50 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 09:37:33 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 09:37:47 pm
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 09:59:04 pm
And I'm on team Dr Pepper, where god moding never tasted better.
*TFC fires boiling hot mercury at the rebels outside of Swift's base*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:02:07 pm
Heh, sorry, it will take alot more to beat me this time. *fires a beam of damned souls at KS*
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:03:41 pm
I HAVE DEVOURED MORE SOULS THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO CURSE TO ETERNAL DAMNATION!*devours the damned souls*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:04:56 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:06:38 pm
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:12:40 pm
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! JUSDIE SKULL!
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:18:46 pm
Don't talk. Just die.
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:19:55 pm
Impressive light show, but is that all you can do?
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:20:00 pm
Heh heh, nice shot. *Castes Lumanaire on KS*
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:21:50 pm
KNOWLEDGE ISN'T EVERYTHING MORTALS!!!!
*fires burning books at Skull*
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:22:23 pm
Quote from: "KingSpider"
I refuse!*comes marching out of spray of blue lights*
Impressive light show, but is that all you can do?
It's called the burst shot. One of Jehuty's attacks from Zone of the Enders. It fires a palooza of lasers towards it's target. Extremely deadly. Now everyone DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! (everyone except my team, of course)
(http://www.osubookstore.com/images/Owned!.jpg)
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:23:50 pm
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:25:26 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:28:16 pm
Its okay, I'll earn mine someday.
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 10:28:16 pm
*puches a button from remote in Pyro-GX and a huge titanium wall [you can get that in Canada, yet you can't in the US! HA!] wall surrounds all of ALberta, then beans at the top, making a complicated dome over the province*
Heh heh...... That was just for protection of my home land.
My real base....
IS UNREACHABLE TO A LARGE MAJORITY OF YOU!!!!!!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Mcquarrie.jpg)
*flies in Pyro-GX to McQuarrie Venusian orbital station and parks, then readies the bases plasma cannon turrets*
*hundreds upon hundreds of plasma cannons point in the direction of Earth, all piloted by a human, and ready to fire on my whim*
*is sitting in an office chair on McQuarrie* Don't worry, I won't destroy Earth. I'm just ready for anyone to approach me and die.
And don't think you can sneak behind. I have spreadfire cannons there, so don't ry anything from there OR the quad laser armed sides.
Heh.... To think this was originally an observation base to find a way to stabalize Venus.... *shakes head from side to side*
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:30:49 pm
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 10:31:21 pm
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:32:02 pm
that oughtta keep him occupied for a while...
*Fires a cure for smallpox at Skull*
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:32:50 pm
(http://matty.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/apple.jpg)
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:32:54 pm
...Wait a minute...I know what I can do! *teleports inside the station, leaving Narcissa behind, who also teleports, but back into the ethereal plane.*
*Inside the base*
Okay, now what should I do? *starts to look around*
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:34:15 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:36:50 pm
Wow, sure is empty here.
Post by: KingSpider on September 20, 2005, 10:37:24 pm
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 10:38:03 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:38:19 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 10:43:49 pm
*uses electrical sensors to scan for the Jehuty mech, then fires several flash missiles at the Jehuty, revealing all cloaked figures [cuz that's what they do in Descent II, reveal invis enemies]*
*missiles do little damage to the awesome mech, but the plasma cannons and homing missile launchers do*
Give up, jehuty.
*gets up form chair, dons an Exo Suit and marches into the hallways*
*finds Skull patrolling*
"Out for a wee stroll, eh Skull?"
"Why yes, and its a lovely day too."
"Hard to tell, what with the Earth so far away and Peachized, ya know?"
"Peachizesd? I wouldn't know anything about that. But tell me, what is this wonderful bit o' technology you have here. Its quite impressive. I would like for you to tell me how to destroy it. It is rather troublesome in our world conquest."
"You mean McQuarrie or my Exo Suit? I'm afraid both are invinceable in these circumstances, since you sadly left your Narcissa in the Etheral Plane."
"Not now. Wouldn't be fair, since McQuarrie can't house mechs too well. Let's duke it out in here, shall we?"
"Yes, let's......"
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:51:26 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 10:53:00 pm
You metal suite seems tough, but how does it fair to this heat? *throws a giant fireball that ignites the Exo Suit in an unnatural flame*
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 10:58:33 pm
The floors of McQuarrie shook violently and a huge rumbling was heard.
Swift dashed away from Skull, taking little priority of him as he suddenly had a huge freaking mech smash through the floor of his base. He was protected from the vacuum of space by his Exo Suit, and he knew Skull would be unharmed by the lack of air. The vacuum also extinguished the flames that Skull had made.
"HOLY SPIT!" Swift called up on his ralcom. "Minion! Get a repair crew on the West side, NOW!"
The reply came swiftly, yet lazily. "Already done, Swift. He crashed into us only 4 seconds ago, ya know. You're tnoe the only swift one."
Swift sighed. "Fine. Just get it fixed before all of McQuarrie is in ruins!"
Swift turned back to Skull. "Let's dance, suckah."
Swift raised both his arms, brandishing twin Vulcan Cannons, and began to fire at the Lich mage while a simple metal frame was patched to the outside of McQuarrie to prevent any further air loss.
Swift's ralcom came to life. "Swift! The Jehuty mech stopped crashing around D-level, North side. What do we do?"
"MINION! I'm kinda busy! Keep it EMP'd and disabled until I get there, okay!?"
"Righto." And the Ralcom ended.
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 10:58:45 pm
Time to bring in Wild Arms firepower!!!
(http://www.the-nextlevel.com/reviews/ps2/wild_arms_3/wild_arms_3_6.jpg)
Let's see your space station handle that!!!
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:02:48 pm
*Sneaks into Swift's base using the most advanced technology avaialbe.
(http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/preview/mgs2add/screen13.jpg)
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:04:39 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:05:35 pm
"OUCH! Minion, how is the damage?"
"Not good. All our organization offices are toast."
"They were kind of optional anyways. Seal it up and get that mech taken down! I don't care what happens to McQuarrie!"
"Yessir!" And the Ralcom ended.
Swift turned back to Skull. "I don't suppose we could hold this of til later, can we?"
The Ralcom burst again. "Now some wierd Agent things got in. What do we do with them?"
"I don't care! Get rid of them with Irradiate for now! We have too many things to worry about!"
"Yessir!"
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:08:01 pm
What the hell? HEY!!! JEHUTY!!! I'M IN HERE YOU FOOL!! OOOF. *gits hit by some of the bullets*
"Ow, that hurt."
*Now floating in space*
Well, this should be interesting. *Summons a strange squid like creature* Behold, this is a little friend of mine. And there are more like him. He is a Flood. Perhaps you heard of them? Yes? No? Well, they are a type of plant, that can survive the vacuum of space. They feed off of the flesh of living creatures, such as yourself, but you seem to be well armored....but are you friends?
*Flood begin appearing all over the colony*
Oh, I forgot to mention. These little buggers latch onto a host, and turn them into zombies....enjoy! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:09:37 pm
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:11:15 pm
*Flees upon seeing the FLood and seeing my utterly invincilbe box shattered by a vaporizor mabob.*
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:13:12 pm
can a base take that????
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:13:39 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:14:11 pm
0_0
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO DIE?? I'M ABOARD THIS SPACE STATION YOU IDIOTS!!!!
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:15:22 pm
there now your not gong to die!
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:16:09 pm
"You don't deserve to live"
*Sits back in my mystery ship that has yet to be uncloaked in a position much like my avatar*
edit: *laughs at the archaic nuke as it fizzles out*
" a dud"
*sips on some root beer*
*belches*
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:18:16 pm
edit: what the duece. where'd the last post go?
double edit: O.o
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:18:24 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
*sees the warhead*
0_0
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO DIE?? I'M ABOARD THIS SPACE STATION YOU IDIOTS!!!!
But you're dead, Skull. That's our team advantage. We can attack our enemies without killing you. That and our theme song backs us up.
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:18:58 pm
*nuke slaughters swifman*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:19:26 pm
*rocks out to the song while waiting for Swift to do something.*
The Nuke was dud...sorry man. Thanks though.
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:20:30 pm
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:20:34 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:20:50 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:21:12 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:22:01 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:22:27 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:22:57 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:23:56 pm
im with you too.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:24:25 pm
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:24:43 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:25:56 pm
*offers brownie to skull and jehuty*
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:26:38 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:27:37 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:28:17 pm
While floating in space, Swift witnessed the destruciton of his base commencing.
"Argh.... MINION! Status report!"
"Surprisingly good, really. We still have 74% power, our oxycarbon level is at 56% and rising, and everything is sealed again, except for that window that Jehuty broke, but it's being patched now. The worst damage was to the South side, but like you said, in a fight the organization matters little."
Still floating, Swift replied. "Good, good. Jehuty is the biggest worry now, so long as we evacuate the station to avoid the Flood taking us over."
"Yessir! I'll get on that right away." The ralcom cut out.
Swift turned to McQuarrie, drifting further from it than normal. He fired his retro's and orbitted around the Flood damage, and saw Skull perched atop the thing.
Swift popped out his concussion missile launchers. "EAT THIS, LICH!"
The missiles flew straight and true, for Skull's skull. They were followed by a barrage of dual laser fire and the occasional vulcan burst.
THe ralcom burst to life. "Sir! We managed to nail the Jehuty with an EMP shot! It's drifting around McQuarrie on the North-South-West side!"
"Got it, Min! Send the Pyro-GX at me!"
"YESSIR!"
With the speed of a bolt of lightning, the Pyro-GX flew up to Swift's drifting suit. Holding his breath he jettisined out of his Exo Suit and into the open cockpit of the ship. he stabalized himself for a few seconds, then put on his seat belt and took hold of the two control sticks.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/pyrogx3bigcopy.gif)
BRING IT ON, BITCHES!
Switching to his Gauss Gun, Swift fired hyper-explosive rounds at the inert Jehuty at a rate of 3000 rounds a minute, causing massive, massive damage.
"Now then..." Swift fired a Mega Missile, causing an explosion the size of the Jehuty itself upon it, nearly destroying it.
"HAH! Now for Skull!"
Swift turned his Pyro-GX to the Flood monster thing storming McQuarrie, and took aim on Skull on top of it. Swift then fired several Smart Missiles, many homing missiles, a few bursts from the Phoenix cannon and then started to charge his fusion cannons, then fired them.
The resulting hits from the attacks caused irreprable damage upon the Flood thing, and the well aimed fully charged fusion cannon shot hit Skull himself.
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:29:59 pm
Post by: Peaches on September 20, 2005, 11:30:54 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:31:51 pm
*detonates mine with evil laughter*
*Swifts bloody face has no life left and is now hanging from his neck uselessly*
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:33:38 pm
We don't give up so easily, Swift. *fires an ARM Cannon at Swift*
(http://www.playstation2-cheats.co.uk/review_pics/wildarms3_1.jpg)
Bang....... you're dead.
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:33:40 pm
Pyro-GX shields reduced from 200 to 180.
"That all ya got, Jehuty!? Pitiful."
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:35:10 pm
*bangs head again and again against wall groaning*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:35:56 pm
The increadable amount of damage caused Skull's body to instantly vaporize, leaving nothing but a trail of ash floating through space. The Flood, now a swarm of scittering basketball sized squids leaped into the air, trying to latch onto the Pyro-GX, but most just explode on contact.
"YOU IDIOT!!! YOU BLEW ME UP!!! CURSE YOU!!!"
A flash and Narcissa MK 2 reappears.
"THIS TIME, ITS PERSONAL!!!"
The vapors swirl around Narcissa and crawl inside the cabin. They then rematerialze as Skull, appearing to be unharmed.
"That was most unexpected Swift. Most unexpected indeed. BUT ITS NOT OVER YET!!!"
Narcissa rushes towards the Pyro-GX. Swift attempts to avaide, but Narcissa's upgrades has made her several times faster than before, almost as hast as the Pyro-GX itself. Narcissa swings, and hits the side, causing the Pyro-GX to go into a summersault.
"Howzabbout them apples?"
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:36:17 pm
*launches an unstopable EMP at you sheild generator*
your sheilds are now 100!
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:37:03 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:37:40 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:38:25 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 20, 2005, 11:39:42 pm
jehuty where are you?
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:42:07 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:42:16 pm
Its sooo cold and lonely here.
Well..if you'd take a look...Pyro-GX is still here. How do we beat it?
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:42:37 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
I'm here!!! *get's in back-up Jehuty* Time to rock. *flies next to Skull* Alright, I'm here. So, what's the plan now? Oh wait, you're out of power.*Uses 1337 ninja skills to power Skull up to full power*
I've already powered you up, Skull. *Punches Swift with all his might and manages to knock him back, making him crash into the "Outlaw Star." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *fires charge shot*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:43:36 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Quote from: "Jehuty"I'm here!!! *get's in back-up Jehuty* Time to rock. *flies next to Skull* Alright, I'm here. So, what's the plan now? Oh wait, you're out of power.*Uses 1337 ninja skills to power Skull up to full power*
(We posted at the same time -__-)
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:44:36 pm
Pyro-GX shields reduced from 100 to 70.
"Shock absorbers, ya know, Skull. Almost no effect, even from something that big."
Swift righted the Pyro-GX andafterburned to behind it. He fired blast after blast from his Phoenix cannons into the thruster ports, doing massive damage to theundead soul power of the Narcissa.
"Mercury missile!" Swift fired several said missiles. The hot, sticky goop splooged all over the thrusters, then hardened to indestructable metal in the absolute zero cold of space, rendering all movement of the Narcissa impossible.
"Don't worry, Skull! I'll catch ya when you get to Jupiter!" with that Swift snickered, then returned to battle Jehuty.
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:45:15 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:46:55 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:47:46 pm
"Dammit. WHY CAN'T YOU WORK BETTER NARCISSA?" *teleports the Narcissa back to the Ethereal Plane and is now floating all alone in space*
"Well, at least this will be interesting."
Post by: Jehuty on September 20, 2005, 11:54:30 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 20, 2005, 11:57:19 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 11:59:53 pm
Swift fired a couple missiles and Phoenix cannon shots at Skull, but he knew Skull would teleport to avoid the shots.
"Hmm.... I'll have to attach my Priv mod attachment...." He opened up the Ralcom connection. "MINION! I need my Priv mod attachment!"
"Yessir! Having trouble, are you?"
"It's 3 on 1. Hush, you."
"Fine, it's sent."
A little attachment attached itself on the roof of the Pyro-GX, featuring a 3-hole missile launcher.
"WHOOHOO! Prepare for ownage, bitches!"
Swift moved his Pyro-GX in the direction of Skull's body. Then Swift pressed the L button on his keyboard.
"Heh.... Image Recognition missiles. No teleporting can help you now."
With a kickass VWOOSH-VWOOSH sound, two IR missiles were fired at Skull's body. He teleported to another spot, but the missiles turned and headed swiftly for Skull again.
"OH NOEZ!" Skull said as the missiles hit.
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 12:04:49 am
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 12:06:59 am
Skull fires a sudden wave of unholy energy at the missles, destroying them before they could hit, then before the blast could hit him, Skull erected a barrier aroud himself, protecting him from harm.
"Phew, okay, that was rough. But how do you like this?"
Skull snaps his fingers, and for a moment, silence.
Swift, grinning slighty, "Ha! Seems like your out of juice."
*grumbles*"Shut up. WELL SEE WHO LAUGHS LAST!!!"
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 12:13:16 am
"Oh, MINION! I don't suppose you have spare shield energies around, do you?"
"Yep, I do indeed. With everyone focused on the Pyro-GX, McQuarrie is making record time repairs."
"Good to hear. I now need osme help. Gimme..... 7 shield chargers."
"Got it. Sending the Guidebot out after you."
A little 3-triangle portion'd robot flew from a spot on McQuarrie and went to the Pyro-GX, carrying 7 shield chargers with it.
Pyro-GX shields increased from 50 to 168.
"Whoo hoo! YES!"
With a vicarious push of an afterburn button, Swift flew back tot eh Jehuty battle.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 12:20:42 am
Skull teleports back aboard the McQuarrie, right behind Minion.
"Hello Minion, I hope you don't mind....BUT GIMME JOOR SOUL!!!!"
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 12:31:56 am
Little did Skull know that Minion was wearing a multi armed, multi fingered Exo Suit. He dashed forward to Skull, MMX style, while activiating a violent electrical field and tackling Skull, sending Skull flying through the walls and stopping after hitting a toilet.
"Uh.... Ow." Skull shook his head and looked up.
Minion was already on top of Skull, all 6 arms ready to fight with.
Minion raised 2 open palms, and bolts of energy fired from them, ice blue in color. They struck Skull's body, causing him to lift up a few inches in severe output of energy.
Min stopped the firing, then raised 2 other hands and fired bright red-orange beams. They burned and singed and fried Skull's body, but Minion stopped firing beams after a few seconds and lowered all his arms.
:arrow: "Had enough yet?"
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 12:43:36 am
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! Jeez, this is insane, I'll need to get my souls elsewhere....TO EARTH!!!!"
Skull teleports back to the peachified earth to try and find some souls, after some hard looking, a couple of nice and juicy ones were found.
"Good, now everything seems to be in tip top order, its time to go back to work!!"
*teleports back to the battle*
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 12:58:23 am
:arrow: "Well, Skull. Are you ready?" He punched all 3 of his palms at once, totally simultaneously, making a loud, singular bang noise.
The other underlings, all in huge, burly exo Suits, quite unlike Minion's sleek, skinny one, followed suit. The folowing sounds of 7 fists punching each other's palms made for quite a display.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:00:12 am
*teleports back into space with Jehuty and blackhawk*
So, what did I miss?
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 01:11:03 am
Swift looked to Skull. "What? I know i was a little harsh, but I know they'll pull something out of their ass to counter me."
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:19:10 am
Skull flies around in a random manner, occasionaly teleporting.
"BOO!"
*Skull teleports on top of the Pyro-GX and blasts it with his stronges fire spell*
"Is it a little hot in here?"
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 01:27:37 am
Using the same piece of equipment that Minion had, a violent electrical storm surrounded the Pyro-GX and knocked Skull back and was flying backwards. Swift locked a couple IR missiles on Skull, then fired them with a kickass VWOOSH-VWOOSH sound, followed by a few Smart missiles and a Mega Missile for good measure, then a hail of Gauss Gun shells followed.
"Predictable as always, Ain't I?" Swift remarked.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:42:54 am
With a quick burst of electron blue, Skull teleports inside the cockpit of the Pyro-GX.
"Boo!"
BOOOM, BA-DOOM DOOOM!!! The blasts of the missles collide with the side of the Pyro-GX, causing signifigant damage.
"Oh, did I do that? KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK."
And with that final Kek, a cloud of green vapor left Skull's....mouth? and went up Swifts nose. The smell was aweful. It was like the stench of rotting flesh. And with that, Swift began to feel both sick and sleepy.
"Good night, heh heh heh heh heh...."
In another flash of blue, Skull was outside the ship, where he planted a bomb under the hull.....
"Sleep tight...."
And pressed the arming mechanism.
"....don't let the bed bugs bite!"
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 07:35:15 am
Swift had not only withstood the stench of Skull's breath, but he had successfully pretended to be sick and sleepy, when in fact he was quite clear headed. Swift was not the MERE mortal.
Suddenly a 6-armed Exo Suit landed on the bottom of the Pyro-GX. Minion detached the bomb from the hull of the Pyro-XG, fired his retro's to Skull, attached the bomb to Skull's skull, all while being totally invisible so Skull didn't see.
Skull pressed the arming mechanism, unaware that the bomb was barely 2 milimeters from his head.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 10:53:07 am
"Something is beeping. Oh wait, theres a bomb on my head." Deativates the bomb. "Silly me. SO SWIFT, YOU THINK YOU'VE OUTSMARTED ME EH?"
Skull smaps his fingers. The air is filled with silence.
"What? Was that supposed to do something? That's twice you've done that now."
"Oh, I think you'll be quite impressed. Functional? Nah, but impressive, heh, well, I guess I'll just have to see."
A strange creaking noise is heard inside of the Pyro-GX, followed by a slow grinding noise. A bulk head pops open, and the entire Pyro-GX gets filled with water that is now gushing out of every panal and bulk head. The entire vessel is filled to the brim with water is just mere seconds.
"And with that, I'll be on my merry little way."
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 12:57:36 pm
For 10 more minutes Swift sat, submerged comepletely in water, while Minion sat atop the ship, conversing with Swift via Ralcom and morse code.
:arrow: "You sure you'll be okay, sir?"
Swift tapped back: #Of course! I don't have 2 hours worth of internal oxygen for nothing. Damn, Tiger is great with these bionic oxygen tanks.....#
:arrow: "Glad to hear it. Should I take care of Skull now?"
Swift nodded within his ship, aimed it to have a good angle and laid back.
Minion turned to Skull in his Grievous like Exo Suit and jumped off. He hurtled straight forward for Skull, then raised all six of his arms.
3 different types of beam, of ice, fire and lightning from 6 different hands burst forward and struck Skull iwth such power and ferocity that even his undead, invinceable soul was being shaken heavily. The combined elemental damage and the raw power rivaled that of the Power Cosmic.
Minion had Skull stunned. Skull couldn't move even if he wanted to, for his body was being torn apart at the seams. Minion had reached Skull with inertia alone, gripped Skull with one of his arms, then proceded to use the other 5 arms to use elementally charged punches at a super-fast rate. Every .03 seconds a punch hit Skull, each charged with either fire, ice or lightning.
Skull was effectively OWN3D.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:06:52 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I SWEAR TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T OVER!!!"
And with that, Skull's body was totally destroyed, leaving nothing behind but a shattered mess.
"I WILL RETURN....just not anytime soon. I'm going to need a new body now. Damn."
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 01:29:12 pm
:arrow: "Now then, should we begin the repairs?"
Swift nodded inside his Pyro-GX and tapped: #Yep. We're all fien, but McQuarrie needs a serious overhaul.#
:arrow: "I'll call in some repair droids from Oberon."
Swift nodded again. #You do that. Send-#
With that Swift stopped tapping and looked down, his face stricken with grief for a moment.
#I guess we can't send our main dropship and transport pilot, Kagemitsu......# Swift sighed underwater, effectively wasting 20 minutes of breath in one action. #Just... send Kary. She'll be safer away from McQuarrie, anyways.#
Minion nodded. :arrow: "Right. Can you fly back yourself?"
Swift gave Min an incredulous look. #What do you take me for, a sissy? A little water never stopped me before.#
Minion raised a couple arms. :arrow: "Hey, just askin to make sure." And with that Minion turned, jumped off the Pyro-GX and retro'd to McQuarrie while Swift stayed floating for a second.
He reminenced about the battle. he had taken on 3 different foes, all three with massive weapons with them, and he had fought them back nearly by himself. He knew he had suffered heavy damage, but looking back he couldn't see a single moment where he could have done better.
Swift gripped his twin control sticks and flew into the docking area within McQuarrie. He slid down slowly onto the ground, opened his cockpit and let the water drain out. He then flew up a couple feet and flipped upside down, completely emptying alll water within his ship.
He took a deep breath of the air of McQuarrie. He never really liked the unatural air in his bases that much, Charon's especcially. His favorite was the fresh breeze of the Albertan Praire best, since he had known that air since birth, and nothing could ever top it.
He flipped the Pyro-GX right side up and landed, jumped out and went to his office, where an unarmoured Minion stood by the desk.
"Ah, Min." Swift sat down in his chair with a jump, making the chair slide and spin a little. "How goes the repairs?"
:arrow: "Kary is off in a transport, AX2-R model, to Oberon for repair droids and general supplies. She's taking two other ships, Te5-8's, along with her. Our outer core repairs are complete, but many floors are demolished, and as we know, the South side is nearly comepeltely destroyed. But, our Oxycarbon level is now at 68% and still rising, and the power level is currently at a constant 85-90% level, with a few more hours of direct sunlight to charge our battery stores."
Swift nodded. "I see. Good! Work on reinforcing the armouring of McQuarrie, then when Kary gets back we'll get to work on fixing the internal structure, starting with the West side. Save the South side for last, we can organize stuff here fine with me and you alone."
Minion nodded. "Alright then. What if Jehuty, Blackhawk or Skull return before we're ready?"
"Then we fight to the death, as we did before. Better keep your Exo Suit on, just in case Skull teleports in again. You seem to do best against him, anyways."
Minion nodded again. "Alright. I'll keep a couple Battalions outside your office door, and a few with me at all times."
Swift nodded this time. "Sounds good! Now then, get to work on fixing the armour, got it?"
Minion saluted. Swift said "At ease. It's just me, ya know."
Minion chuckled. "I know this bugs you. That's why I'm doing it."
Swift sighed, grinned, then picked Minion's small frame up, went tot he door, and threw him out of his office and on his feet. Minion trod away quickly and went to work.
Swift shut the door and turned to his desk. He ran up, jumped over it and landed ass-first in his chair, making it roll close to the large, wall sized window behind him. He stopped, leaned back and gazed out of the window.
The planet of Venus stormed below him, a huge swirl of grey and yellow. It was almost beautiful, the way it went on it's way, uncaring of what happened above it.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 01:44:04 pm
"DAMMIT!!! HOW COULD WE HAVE LOST?" Said a pale bluish apparation. "WE FOUGHT SOO HARD, YET WE LOST. THERE MUST BE SOME WAY WE CAN STOP THEM."
"But they ruined my mech."
"And my nukes."
"YES, I KNOW. AND THEY RUINED MY BODY. NOW I CAN ONLY TALK IN UPPER CASE....*SIGH* *AHEM* ANYWAY, I'VE CONTACTED THREE OF MY FRIENDS FROM THE ETHEREAL PLANE, THEY MIGHT BE ABLT TO HELP, BUT I'M NOT SURE, WE'LL HAVE TO SEE."
"Don't tell me its THEM."
"Who?"
"Skull has these three henchmen, all of whom are totally insane. One is a ghost, one is a mummy, and the other is just freaking nuts."
"YES, THAT WOULD BE GHOST, VORCANA, AND ALICE. THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP, BUT, AS I SAID WE WILL HAVE TO SEE. WE WILL MAKE SWIFT REGRET THE DAY HE MESSED WITH US!!! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!"
Post by: RetroJape on September 21, 2005, 02:20:08 pm
GUESS WHAT HES DOING WITH THAT OTHER HAND GUYS!!!
(http://www.blackwolf-images.com/images/dic/sonic/robotnik_106-198-r13.jpg)
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 03:21:48 pm
Compared to talking to Trigger's sleeping habits, that image and message was nothing, however, and was easily shrugged off, even made him chuckle a little.
What was worse was the ultimate feeling of foreboding.
Swift knew that something huge was coming, something he had no clue as to how to counter against it.
Swift contacted Minion with his computer's Ralcomm connection. "Minion, prepare swiftly. My writers sense is tingling...."
Minion gave a very slight gasp. :arrow: "Your.... writers sense? That means.... that-"
"Yes."
:arrow: "So we should-"
"Yes."
:arrow: "But how can we slice cheese with my Exo suit on?"
"Grr... I'd smack you upside the head right now if you were here. This is serious!"
:arrow: "I know, I know. I'm just poking fun at a bad situation."
"Not a smart thing to do. Just get that special preperation ready! And how is Kary and those 3 transports doing?"
:arrow: "We're unloading them now. We already sent the repair droids loose, and we're just unloading all the supplies needed."
"Excellent. As craptacular as this day has been, we will need everything we can get. Maybe we won't have to use that...."
"Maybe? Well, I hope not."
"Knowing them, we'll have to though. Just keep preparing, okay?"
:arrow: "Okay." And the connection died.
Swift turned back to his window and stood, then strode to the window's edge. He gazed down and up, looking below him and seeing little droids zipping around on mini retro's, fixing McQuarrie with feverish economy.
Swift gave a massive sigh. His day had not been good, and he knew exactly what was making it as awful as it was. Strangely, it wasn't the battle, the Team Disaster vieing for his iminent demise, or not even memories of past comrades. It was something else, and it wasn't something he could readily fix, even with all his power.
Setting the memory aside, Swift sat back down and began once again to work on some new schematics he had in the making.
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 06:08:39 pm
Post by: Pirate Cortez on September 21, 2005, 08:06:31 pm
*Copper-head missles = missles that drill into enemy ship armor and explode.
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 08:21:07 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 08:22:54 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 08:25:51 pm
"I dunno, Jehuty.... You seem pretty beat to me."
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 08:33:32 pm
"NARCISSA X?"
"Yes sir, care to give it a try?"
"BUT OF COURSE."
The ghastly shadow of Skull fades out and reappears in a dark room, nothing is seen at all.
"EXCELLENT! I LOVE IT!!!"
One green flash later, and there appeard a strange 9ft tall black battle mech next to Swift.
"Wassup man?"
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 08:51:13 pm
He was totally unarmoured, wearing only his normal Pyro-GX pilot outfit, which always was extremely comfortable.
"I'm doing fine, Skull. Nice mech, by the way. Is it new?"
"Yup, this is the Narcissa X. A fine little machine. There are some rather interesting new features that you might be impressed with. Care to help me break it in?"
"I would, if I weren't in just this pilot outfit. I think they...." Swift pointed his finger in an arc around the room. Suddenly nearly a dozen Exo Suit armoured soldiers came out from the shadows of the dimly lit room. "Will be more than willing."
"Sweet, lets fight."
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 08:53:07 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 09:02:21 pm
"Now don't cry when you lose."
Skull teleports forward and right behind one Exo Suit soldier. In a quick move, he picks it up and lobs it at another, at the same time, he picks up another Exo Suit soldier, crushes its hands, and smashes it to the ground.
"This is too easy."
A soldier comes up behind and grabs a hold of Narcissa's right wing and begins to pummel Skull in the back, then holds on and electricutes the body.
"AUGH!!"
"Sir, I have the beast right where I...AUGH!!!!!"
The current flows back into the Exo Suit, electrocuting the soldier, who falls down dead on the floor.
"I didn't want to do that, but he left me no choice. DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!"
Skull then turns to the rest of the soldiers and defeats them one by one with increadable speed and power.
"Is that the best you have to offer Swift? That wasn't much of a fight."
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 09:27:21 pm
Suddenly 5 Minion Exo Suits dropped from the roof.
They all spoke in perfect unison, all in a harsh voice. "6 arms? You hack off."
Swift laughed. "As you can see, these are all the same Minion suits. Which one holds the real Minion, however? If you get lucky, you defeat them all in one fell swoop." Swift cackled. "ATTACK!"
All 5 of the suits charged forwards with severe speed, greater than expected of before.
Skull swung an arma nd it contacted with the head of one Minion, sending it flying for the wall. The other 4, however, reached Skull and they all started to punch at super rapid speeds, making a punch on Skull's Narcissa every .005 seconds. They knew full well of the counter blast energy he had, and so they stuck to just plain punches. Not that they weren't effective, though.
"GRAH!" Skull yelled and fired off a pulse of energy from his Narcissa X, sending all Minion's in all direcitons. One headed straight for the office window....
The Exo Suit made a loud thunk as it hit the Isoglass. Swift used his sleeve and wiped a little grime off it where the Minion hit.
"They're all knocked out, Swift." Skull spoke. "I beat them all."
Suddenly all five jumped up in a backflip and charged for Skull again.
Swift laughed. "You think the last Minion is in the room? HA HA! I'm better than THAT, Skull!"
Swift could not help but laugh as the Minion's pummeled the Narcissa X, and Skull didn't notice as Swift sunk into the shadows....
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 09:41:14 pm
In frustration, Skull grabbed one of the Minions, head butted it, creating a small hole in its armor, where he then focused a charged beam of electricity inside, making that Minion go unconcious. Skull let go and the exo armor slumped to the floor.
"WHERE ARE YOU MINION!!!"
:arrow: "Come on Skull, its a game, I can't tell you where I'm at."
"Then I'll have to destroy each and everyone of you. One down, 4 more to go."
Skull teleported to the other side of the room inorder to catch a breather from the constant pummeling. This is nuts. Where does he get the money for this kind of technology? But before he could think more on this, the Minions were all over Skull again, beating him almost to an inch of his after-life.
"Enough I say!"
Skull used four of his arms to pick up the Minions, then proceeded with beating each of them in the back with his two free arms. The punches hit with increadable speed and power.
"YOU. WILL. NOT. MAKE. A. FOOL. OF. ME. THIS. TIME!!!!"
Skull then brought his four arms together, smashing the minions together, and continued to do that a few dozon times.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HUH? HOW DO YOU F*****G LIKE IT?"
The beaten and battered Minions then are thrown into a pile in the corner. All have lost consciousness.
"Okay Swift, now....Swift? Where did ya go?"
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 09:45:22 pm
"Thought I was out of the game eh? Well I got another question for you: Are you a bad enough dude to save the Pyro-GX from the combined forces against you?"
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 09:48:32 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 09:50:24 pm
(http://dalliance.net/b3ta/Kitten-Baby.jpg)
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 09:51:56 pm
NYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYA-*shot*
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 09:54:00 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 09:55:08 pm
Suddenly huge metalic walls crashed in on the walls and roof, seealing Skull in a tight box.
A voice boomed into the chamber. "Don't bother pounding your way out, Skull. Neutronium walls and all."
"DAMN YOU SWIFT!" Skull bashed the walls anyways. They jsut shook the room violently, so he fired every weapon in his arsenal at the walls, but they just reflected off and back to him.
The voice was just a recording however....
Swift was staring Kingspider in the face in a dark hallway.
"Well? Answer my question." KS said menacingly.
"Damn straight."
Swift pulled out a plasma pistol from his armpit and fired a heavy blast at KS. He knew it wouldn't hurt him at all much, but it sent him flying anyways.
Using his swiftacular speed, Swift ran for the docking bay where he saw 3 meteors heading straight for his Pyro-GX.
Swift pulled out a remote and pressed a button. The Pyro-GX instantly lifted form the ground and flew to Swift, well out of the way of the meteors for the moment.
Swift hopped in and blasted off.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/descentfox.jpg)
"ASTEROID BUSTIN TIME!" Swift yelled and readied his lasers to destroy the incoming meteors.
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 09:55:16 pm
Curses..so close...
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 09:56:39 pm
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!!
*Waits to see if Skull or Swift'll hit me*
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 09:57:51 pm
Well...this sucks.
*waits*
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:04:43 pm
"Run away and I shall aid your enemy,you filthy coward."
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:08:05 pm
"Who said I was running, you blatant dick licker?"
[and what's TFC, and what are you in? If you just blatantly blow up McQuarrie, you're being really damn fucking cheap, KS.]
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:09:25 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:13:00 pm
You possibly will ignore this.
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:13:44 pm
I'm sure you'll recognize the name, adds +9999999999 god-modedness to the user, which makes them look, as you said "Really damn fucking cheap". Or it's just a blatant copy of NMX. You pick one.
But enough of that,
After beiong hit by the Megam Missle KS struggled to regain control while trying to not wave rinto the path of Swift's offenses.
"Curses, this isn't good." remarked KS as yet another missle struck TFC.
KS thengained just enough stability to give some return fire after hitting the brakes and watchign SWift fly by.
"Say hello to my little friends!" said KS as two Cannons fueled by Dr pepper appeared and began to spew fireballs made from the eternal flames of hell at Swift.
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:14:36 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:15:21 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:16:07 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:16:31 pm
"Surely you know enough about science to know THAT, KS!" Swift said and fired a couple smart missiles, then 2 Heat seeking missiles form his Priv Mod attachment, making another kick ass VWOOSH-VWOOSH sound. All projectiles headed straight for The Final Creation faster than it could react to.
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:16:31 pm
Just no.
I may ahve never played Descent before but killing somebody in one post is downright unsensible.
EDIT: Just so you know I was talking about blackhawk's psot, nto yousrs Swift.
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:16:47 pm
Edit: Dammit!!! I'm talking to Blackhawk. Sorry, KS.
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:18:08 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:18:29 pm
And I've played Descent 1 and II, and I've been playing te first for nearly 12 years. OWN3D.
And Descent 3 is too crappy to really be counted as a proper Descent game. I don't count it.
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:19:14 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:19:43 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:21:37 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:21:59 pm
[and if you've played the first 2, then you'd know that Descent 3 is crap. Thus, I deem your saying of having played the first 2 as a cop out lie.]
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:23:23 pm
"Quite a fine show of firepower you have there, but how about this?"
KS fired an electromagnetic pulse hoping to short out Swift's power and shields just long enough so that he could get a clear shot at Swift with his plasma missiles.
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:24:25 pm
*blackhawk sits down and grabs a donut and falls asleep in base*
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:25:33 pm
"Funny thing of how my shield is non-conducting. Imagine that, KS. OOPS!" Another mega missile fired from the Pyro-GX. "I bumped the missile button! How silly of me!"
The missile hurtled headlong to the TFC, ready to explode on it's weakened shields.
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:26:46 pm
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 10:28:06 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 10:28:17 pm
"Wait! I'm so freakin stupid. All I need to do is call on my pals to get me out!"
And just like that, 3 figures appeared around the Box that Skull was in.
"Wwwwhat is thisssss?" Said a tall red headed woman dressed in red robes and bandages.
"Lets destroy it. I don't like it. THIS WILL BE GREAT!!!" Said a white eyed, short blonde girl wrapped in large metal chains.
"Ugh, you people are pathetic. Its obviouse that Master Skull is trapped inside." Said a tall green skeletal figure. "We best let him out."
"Oh, but of courssssssse. Don't worry Masssssster Skull, we'll save you."
"YES MASTER!!! WE WILL SAVE YOU!!! DON'T WORRY!!! EH HEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! THIS'LL BE FUN!!!"
"...indeed."
The three began to chant. Sparks of unholy energy left there body and begans striking the box. One by one, the box began to dematerialize. Atom by atom, it disintagrated untill nothing was left, freeing the captured Mech and its pilot.
"Thanks guys."
"WOAH SKULL!!! You look good."
"Uh...thanks."
"I have to say, I'm impressed with what the founder was able to do to the Narcissa."
"Yessss. He did a fine job."
"Thanks guys, I'll be sure to pass the compliments on to him whent the time comes. So.... you guys want to help me take on Swift?"
"Who?"
"What?"
"*sigh* Don't you people ever pay attention. Master Skull's arch nemasis?"
"Oh right!"
"Of coursssssse."
"So all of you guys are with me?"
"I'm sorry sir, I can't. I have other matters to attend to."
"Thats fine Ghost, you take care of them."
"Thank you Master."
"Anyone else?"
"Uhm...I have an appointment."
"Whit who?"
"The dentisssssst."
"Oh, fine. Alison, you staying?"
"Of course Master! An enemy of yours is an enemy of mine! I will make it my personaly duty to destroy Swift!!!"
".......okay? Uhm, could you not be so insane?"
"....no."
"*sigh* Fine, lets find out where Swift went."
The two run down the halls, where they finally find the hanger. Swift had already left on the Pyro-GX.
"This is bad. He's already gone. We have to chase after him. Alison, how is the black falcon coming along?"
"Perfect!"
"Good, you can use that. I'm going as is."
"Alright Master! Good luck!"
"You to Alison."
Alison pauses for a moment as Skull blasts off. A look of admiration crosses her lifeless eyes for just a moment as she summons the Black Falcon and follows after Skull.
Post by: KingSpider on September 21, 2005, 10:28:57 pm
"SIlly you indeed, you'll ahve to do much betetr if you want to keep my shield down" KS aimlessly bragegd as his shield began to climb, KS saw a 7% increase, what would've been 10% but due to the slight blow, some shieldign was damaged before it could be reinforced.
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 10:37:33 pm
He called up the Ralcom.
"MINION! Evacuate everyone and detonate the Cyclops bomb!"
"YESSIR!"
Swift prepared to continue distracting the others while suddenly after barely 30 seconds 3 dropships flew out form McQuarrie.
"That everyone, Minion?"
"Yes, Swift! Ready for detonation!"
"Excellent! BLOW IT ALL UP!"
"YESSIR!"
Swift activated his afterburners and burned away for the outer rim planets, leaving everyone behind him. The dropships closely followed after him.
Behind him, something huge shook the very fabric of space and time itself.
(http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0303/wr124_hst_big.jpg)
[ignore the border around the picture.]
Swift cackled in glee.
"Hah HAH! They had no clue how little importance McQuarrie was! Now... TO JUPITER!"
Within miliseconds they had reached another of Swift's bases, base Sigma, in orbit around Jupiter.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/sigma.jpg)
Swift docked all ships in Sigma, and readied his weapon systems. Missile launchers, lasers, cannons, every weapon imagineable was ready, even the extremely deadly Mauler Device, having 3 of them on each side of the Sigma base.
Swift entered his Sigma base office. it was exactly the same as his McQuarrie office, only with some upgrades and modifications.
Swift yelled out the window wall overlooking Jupiter. "I GOT YA AGAIN! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT MY MIGHT!"
Post by: Jehuty on September 21, 2005, 10:38:43 pm
Post by: blackhawk on September 21, 2005, 10:43:27 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 10:45:28 pm
"Damn, what are we gonna do Master?"
"Run."
"What?"
"I SAID RUN!!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!! This is just between me and Swift."
*sniff*"You don't want me?"
*sigh*"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to snap on you. I just...I want you to be safe."
*sniff*Cracking a faint smile,"Yes Master!" and so Alison teleports out.
*sigh*"What am I going to do now?"
Skull just floats and scratches one of his horns on his head. Just then, Skull notices Jody.
"AUGH!!! JODY!! You surprised me there."
Knudges Jody's shoulder.
"You wanna fight?"
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 10:53:28 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 10:55:14 pm
Post by: Jody on September 21, 2005, 10:56:41 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 21, 2005, 11:35:31 pm
He then called up his Ralcom.
"Minion, when you said everybody, you also meant Jody, right?"
:arrow: "Uh.... No, but it seems that she's fine now."
Swift sighed a sigh of relief. "Phew... Good. Send her home to Earth, and tell her not t join this RP fight for her own safety."
:arrow: "Why do I have to tell her that?"
"Because you're a kid! She shouldn't want to hurt kids!"
:arrow: "*grumbles* fine, fine..." and the Ralcom turned off.
Swift looked again out his window and saw the swirling mass of the Red Spot on the massive gas planet.
Hm... The Red Spot.... And where it leads to..... Nah, I won't bother with it.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 21, 2005, 11:52:51 pm
*sigh* I honestly have no clue how to pull this one off, I could call him out....but....everyone else would jump him. I have to defeat Swift somehow. Hmmmmmm. THINK THINK THINK DAMMIT!
And so Skull continues his cycle around Jupiter, keeping an eye on Swifts new base.
Post by: Twinkle Toes on September 22, 2005, 01:00:29 am
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 12:21:52 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:19:34 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:20:00 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 05:20:27 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:20:37 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:24:28 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:24:59 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:25:29 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 05:27:08 pm
O_O
Bizzaro Lazlo!
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:27:21 pm
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:27:28 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:28:12 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:28:26 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:28:35 pm
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:29:31 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:30:04 pm
But, Guest, be ye who I think ye be?
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:30:08 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:30:19 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:30:31 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:30:41 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:31:05 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:31:47 pm
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:31:48 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:32:00 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:33:03 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:33:41 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:33:43 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:33:57 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:33:58 pm
*shanks Guest* Welcome. Make yourself at home, don't feed the ZZZZEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:34:08 pm
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:34:29 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:34:54 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:34:56 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:35:13 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:35:37 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'll reveal myself soon. In the meantime, let's do it!!
We may, are you hawt? And a lady?
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:36:03 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:36:25 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:36:43 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:37:14 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:37:23 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:38:03 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:38:31 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:39:13 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:39:43 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:40:03 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
He! You're going down, Trigger!
Bring it.
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:40:34 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:41:43 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:43:00 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:43:18 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:43:39 pm
*falls to the ground and dodges, then takes a nap giving an exra 50% HP increase*
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:43:48 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:44:00 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:44:13 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:44:33 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:45:09 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:45:51 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:46:06 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:46:06 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:46:10 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:46:31 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:47:12 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:47:16 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:47:33 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:48:08 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:48:13 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:48:18 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:48:25 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:48:36 pm
Quote from: "Trigger"
It's really A Sexy Catgirl.
That'd be awesome.
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:48:51 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:49:30 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:49:33 pm
...Unless you're really hawt. Even then.
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:50:21 pm
Quote from: "Trigger"
It's really A Sexy Catgirl.
You wish. *Walks off grumbling*
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:50:42 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:50:58 pm
Quote from: "Jody"
Quote from: "Trigger"It's really A Sexy Catgirl.
You wish. *Walks off grumbling*
No, Lazlo wishes. I already have my own sexy catgirl. =3 *follows and huggles Jody*
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:50:58 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:51:32 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a male! That's it!
Then I definatly won't make secks with you.
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:51:41 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:52:03 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "Anonymous"I'm a male! That's it!
Then I definatly won't make secks with you.
o rly?
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:52:07 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:52:11 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:52:57 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:53:49 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:53:53 pm
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:53:58 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:54:48 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:54:52 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:55:32 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight
Fight alongside me or get into a fight with me?
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 05:55:56 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 05:55:56 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight
It's ronald McDonald.
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:56:15 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
I'm going with that!Quote from: "Anonymous"I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight
Fight alongside me
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:56:48 pm
Quote from: "Trigger"
..........................................................Quote from: "Anonymous"I'm a logged off member. I already have an account. But I won't tell you who I am until we fight
It's ronald McDonald.
..................................
.....................................
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 05:56:55 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 05:57:02 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:57:47 pm
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 06:00:30 pm
And yes, I knew last night when you were asking me about it. YA IZ FIRENDESTROY, OLOL!! Just kiddin'. I woulda told you but Trig swore me to secrecy lest I be assraped.
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:01:10 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:01:37 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:02:15 pm
Get ready guys. *A blast of energy fires from Lazlo's body, knocking everyone back.*
It's time for you to die.
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:03:31 pm
Post by: Jody on September 22, 2005, 06:03:32 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
-_- You lied to me, Jody? *sobs*
*Cries with you* I'M SO SO SORRY, I JUST DIDN'T WANT MY ASS TO GET RAPED I'M SO SORRY DON'T HATE ME!! *Bawls*
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:04:26 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Lesigh, alright then. *summons everybody to Final Destination, an area at the borders of reality and the internet. Where the two worlds combine, forming an unheard of energy. There is nothing here in any direction, save one platform for fighting.*Double crossing us, Lazlo?
Get ready guys. *A blast of energy fires from Lazlo's body, knocking everyone back.*
It's time for you to die.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:06:27 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:06:32 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:07:11 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
JUSD TELL US!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/nou6jv.png)
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:07:25 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:10:28 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:11:28 pm
The Guest responded, uttering one word, "
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:12:35 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:12:39 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:13:38 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 06:14:12 pm
*comes back to see he's like dead*
O_o
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:14:52 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:15:15 pm
Post by: Trigger on September 22, 2005, 06:15:28 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:15:50 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:16:09 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:16:34 pm
Quote from: "Anonymous"
U guys just don't get it, do you?
No, and you know what? I don't care anymore.
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:16:49 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:17:57 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:18:16 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 06:18:36 pm
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 06:20:22 pm
Post by: megakevinexe on September 22, 2005, 06:21:01 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:21:37 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:21:47 pm
Post by: megakevinexe on September 22, 2005, 06:23:03 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:23:37 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 06:23:52 pm
OMG The secret revieled! I knew lazlo couldn't have a fan!
Post by: Draconis on September 22, 2005, 06:25:56 pm
That's my good deed for the day.
Post by: megakevinexe on September 22, 2005, 06:26:00 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:29:18 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 06:31:09 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Heh, no, sorry, it's all cool! I was just hoping for something else.
T_T
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:32:08 pm
Post by: jv2k on September 22, 2005, 06:54:36 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Heh, no, sorry, it's all cool! I was just hoping for something else.
We all know you were hoping the guest turned out to be a hawt chick.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 06:56:20 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"Heh, no, sorry, it's all cool! I was just hoping for something else.
We all know you were hoping the guest turned out to be a hawt chick.
Yeah, that's exactly it... ¬.¬
Post by: megakevinexe on September 22, 2005, 07:19:09 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
And here I used to think you were cool...Does this mean that you hate me? :(And I won't take no for an answer! I'm gonna help you wheter u want it or not. U need more teammates to defeat Swiftman.^_^
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 07:58:48 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 22, 2005, 08:15:34 pm
Post by: Jehuty on September 22, 2005, 08:33:22 pm
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/073520375X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 22, 2005, 10:38:46 pm
Quote from: "megakevinexe"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"And here I used to think you were cool...Does this mean that you hate me? :(And I won't take no for an answer! I'm gonna help you wheter u want it or not. U need more teammates to defeat Swiftman.^_^
Naah, man! It's cool! I was angry at the situation, not you!
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 22, 2005, 11:43:40 pm
Ya know...maybe I should do something. Eh, what the hell.
*keeps floating*
Post by: megakevinexe on September 23, 2005, 06:18:56 am
Post by: Jody on September 23, 2005, 06:30:27 am
Also, I as a girl refuse to be included in the question "Are we kids? Or ARE WE MEN??!!!".
And after the n00b attacks we've been getting, no guests can be trusted. And we're not 'scared', we're just like ZOMG A GUEST ATTACK HIM!!. That's not scared. That's just being awesome. And guests suck. They should just register. And then we can have the security of knowing the population on TPH just went up by one.
In summary:
Your lessons suck.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 23, 2005, 08:29:55 am
Post by: Swiftman on September 23, 2005, 09:37:35 am
At least he doesn't know about the garbage chute on the Lower wing... Swift thought to himself, and himself only.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 23, 2005, 11:58:09 am
And with that final thought, Skull knew what he had to do. All six of his new metallic arms began to wave around in a circular motion. In a low tone, he began to chant the ancient Necrophyle hyme of summoning.
"Ohm nionctwos. Ohm nionctwos. Shayo tonna, shayo crea. Ohm nionctwos. Ohm nionctwos."
A rip in time and space opened up. A quick pale white flicker and a loud bang soon after revieled a huge red cyrstal, hovering silently in space. Its crimson sides reflecting the now distant rays of the sun. In its core, pulsed a dark sphere. Its contents unknown...the crystal just floated, silently, watching, waiting.
"Now is the time to repent Swift. This being will be your destruction!"
There issued from inside the crystal, a loud mettalic cry, followed by the sound of two large swords, clanging against each other. What could be inside that crystal, and what was Skull up to?
"Heh heh...ATTACK!!!"
Post by: Swiftman on September 23, 2005, 12:50:10 pm
Heh. Looks kinda like the Space Crystal from Master of Orion...
He called up his Ralcom. "Minion. Yous ee the crystal?"
:arrow: "Of course. What should we do?"
"I'm not pulling any punches. Ready the Mauler devices and fire them simultaneously, stright at it's core."
:arrow: "Got it." and the connection ended.
Swift stood in his office as he heard the ominous sounds of the massive energy required for the Mauler Devices to work.
Outside of Sigma station, Jehuty watched, coempletely hidden behind a random asteroid, as the 4 turrets armed with massive cannons swivled to aim for the giant Crystal.
In an instant thhe four cannons fired.
A bright, iradecent turquoise beam fired from all four turrets. The sound they made within Sigma was something haunting, making an awe-inspiring scream of death as the bolt was fired.
All four beams struck the Crystal at it's core. They had such force in their strike that not even the Silver Surfer could summon such power.
Swift grinned at the mighty display of his most powerful weapon at work.
Heh heh.... Hope you can take that kind of power, Skull. Damn, these sulpher generators crank out the power.
Post by: megakevinexe on September 23, 2005, 02:53:30 pm
Quote from: "Jody"
Are we men? Bah, you're guys. Guys is such a better word than men. Cuz' men is like.. old men.. with stubble and wrinkley skin..That would've been the wrong grammar, Jody. And for the last time, it was just a joke. No offense. :wink: And Lazlo, let's do it and defeat Swiftman. I have plans^_^
Also, I as a girl refuse to be included in the question "Are we kids? Or ARE WE MEN??!!!".
And after the n00b attacks we've been getting, no guests can be trusted. And we're not 'scared', we're just like ZOMG A GUEST ATTACK HIM!!. That's not scared. That's just being awesome. And guests suck. They should just register. And then we can have the security of knowing the population on TPH just went up by one.
In summary:
Your lessons suck.
Post by: Swiftman on September 23, 2005, 03:19:45 pm
Post by: KingSpider on September 23, 2005, 03:31:42 pm
Post by: Swiftman on September 23, 2005, 03:35:47 pm
:arrow: "Yeah?"
Swift said this next sentence in a very evil and menacing voice.
"Get the balogna."
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 23, 2005, 11:58:59 pm
Floating there in space was a horrifying monstar behond any normal human comprehension. It was 500ft long from head to tail. Its arms were like meat hooks, its feet were like talons. It had four jaws, and one eye. Its body was covered in gold and green plates, and it flew on 3 wings. Its maw opened up and it let out an ear splitting shriek as it dived at the sigma base.
Skull, cracking a faint smile, "Enjoy."
Post by: Swiftman on September 24, 2005, 12:06:10 am
"Damn, that thing is hideous. MINION!"
:arrow: "Lemme guess, fire the Mauler devices again."
"Yes, but..."
:arrow: "And the fallback too?"
"You got it."
The Mauler devices charged for barely a second, then fired at the monster.
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 24, 2005, 12:21:11 am
"Fool! It is useless to resist! No feel the awesome wrath of my new minion!"
The monster screamed, then dived at the base again, firing optic blasts all along the side.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 24, 2005, 12:41:32 am
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 24, 2005, 12:56:56 am
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 24, 2005, 12:58:28 am
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 26, 2005, 11:41:30 am
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 26, 2005, 12:00:08 pm
CJMErl: *shoots Yami* Shut up, you.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 26, 2005, 12:58:04 pm
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 27, 2005, 09:42:03 am
CJMErl: -_-;;
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 27, 2005, 11:24:35 am
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 27, 2005, 11:38:50 am
Post by: jv2k on September 27, 2005, 02:00:13 pm
DIE!!!!!!!
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 28, 2005, 08:47:21 am
Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 12:52:59 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 02, 2005, 01:07:50 pm
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 04:13:29 pm
IT'S SPAMTARO TIEM!!!11!!1
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 04:17:21 pm
Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 04:26:02 pm
Quote from: "praxisilver"
IT'S SPAMTARO TIEM!!!11!!1
*chicken dance*
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 04:33:05 pm
BANG.......... You're dead. *shot*
Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 04:34:54 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/ralph20klein201986.jpg)
BANG.......... You're dead. *shot*
OMG! BITER!! DIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!
(http://terror.snm-hgkz.ch/mirrors/www.thegia.com/mirror/artwork/990204/frudy.gif)
Now you're dead!!!
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 04:38:09 pm
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 04:40:00 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/klein_ralph040730.jpg)
Too bad the shot deflected off of Ralph Klein. HA HA HA!
I now send out.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/CANADA6.gif)
PIERRE TRUDEAU!
PH3ar Canada's best politicians.
Post by: Jehuty on October 02, 2005, 04:43:42 pm
Let's rock and roll.
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 04:46:07 pm
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 04:48:00 pm
[get that quote from whatever DOS game it's from and I shall be amazed and give you 50,000 brownie points]
Back to the stopping...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/guyfriend.gif)
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 04:49:52 pm
I just tried playing that game... :lol:
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 05:00:09 pm
Praxisilver, you VERY RICHLY deserve this.
well, I can't find my brownie points pic.......
so in return you get a funny gif.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/fallingdown.gif)
Enjoy! You deserve more, though....
Post by: praxisilver on October 02, 2005, 05:05:05 pm
It draws me in even more the longer I stare at it...
Post by: Swiftman on October 02, 2005, 05:11:26 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/rocketwhore.gif)
Have a Rocket Whore.
Post by: Jody on October 02, 2005, 08:06:20 pm
Quote from: "praxisilver"
^Yes.
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:00:03 am
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:03:36 am
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:07:14 am
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:20:21 am
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:21:53 am
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:24:37 am
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 12:27:29 am
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 12:34:51 am
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 03, 2005, 02:19:36 am
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on October 03, 2005, 09:05:29 am
Yami CJMErl: o_O ...
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 03, 2005, 11:30:18 am
Post by: Peaches on October 03, 2005, 01:08:25 pm
Post by: Blazeman on October 03, 2005, 02:07:52 pm
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 03, 2005, 04:59:43 pm
ZOMBIE GIRL!!!!
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 05:06:54 pm
Quote from: "Blazeman"
A say that Backlash6000 would be next in line for modship if he posted more often...
....... who?
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 03, 2005, 05:09:23 pm
Here's another one.
Post by: KingSpider on October 03, 2005, 05:27:28 pm
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5091/11227187658459kb.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
I dunno why, but that made me laugh my ass off.
Post by: praxisilver on October 03, 2005, 05:43:01 pm
Post by: Swiftman on October 03, 2005, 05:50:52 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Quote from: "Blazeman"A say that Backlash6000 would be next in line for modship if he posted more often...
....... who?
Someone before ME even. Only made...... 8 posts, about? I doubt he'd be a mod in the face of me or Lazlo.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/real%20pictures/Sweet.jpg)
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 05:56:43 pm
Post by: Swiftman on October 03, 2005, 06:29:40 pm
And why is no one commenting on that picture of my social teacher there!?!?!? *shot*
Post by: Jehuty on October 03, 2005, 06:33:23 pm
Post by: Swiftman on October 03, 2005, 06:40:38 pm
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 04, 2005, 12:34:58 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/real%20pictures/kaiser.jpg)
There are other better pictures, but that's the best teacher you have, Swift.
Post by: Jehuty on October 04, 2005, 12:41:04 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Better picture:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/real%20pictures/kaiser.jpg)
There are other better pictures, but that's the best teacher you have, Swift.
Pull my finger.
Post by: Swiftman on October 04, 2005, 01:21:37 am
Pull THAT finger!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 04, 2005, 01:23:06 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/actionshot.jpg)
Accept only the orignal. Be you. Dr Pepper.
Post by: Swiftman on October 04, 2005, 01:28:00 am
</future ad>
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 04, 2005, 01:37:08 am
I forgot who this guy was. (I think Captain Alberta?)
Post by: Swiftman on October 04, 2005, 01:45:56 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/diamondclawbotcopy.gif) That would be me, guy!
Yes, so I see, Claw. uh..... What're you doing?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/diamondclawbotcopy.gif) Shredding a hostage, guy!
I..... see..... *anime sweatdrop*
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 04, 2005, 12:01:31 pm