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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on September 10, 2005, 11:12:49 am

Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 10, 2005, 11:12:49 am: So, last night I'm sitting in the break room with two new employees. I'm eating my meal, one of them is just sitting there, and the other's eating some beans or something. The guy who's just sitting there gets a phone call, and talks for a while, then he hangs up, the other guy says, "Man, you have just impressed the hell out of me."

"Oh, how'd I do that?" Said Phoney McGetsCalls.

"I have nobody to call me, I just got my phone for emergancies." We all laugh for a while, then go back to silence. After awhile, the phone guy gets another call, and walks out of the break room, talking about girlfriends and football and such. The other dude turns to me and says, "Man, that ain't cool. All I've got to look forward to is video games and sexy posters."

"Dude, don't worry about it," I say, "I don't even have the sexy posters."

We laugh for a minute, and he says, "Yeah, I don't either, I just threw that in there."
Title: Sad story.
Post by: jv2k on September 10, 2005, 11:27:40 am: That guy sounds like me....
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 10, 2005, 11:33:21 am: Do you have a job at Publix? Didn't think so.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: jv2k on September 10, 2005, 12:07:41 pm: No, but I feel his pain....
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Trigger on September 10, 2005, 04:38:55 pm: Hell yeah, I got sexy posters!! I rock!! w00t!!

Jody count's as a sexy poster too, right? *shot*
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 10, 2005, 05:58:26 pm: As long as she's being sexy. WITH A GUN.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: jv2k on September 10, 2005, 06:01:18 pm: Only if glue her to your wall.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Trigger on September 10, 2005, 06:02:10 pm: Quote from: "jv2k"
Only if glue her to your wall.

At least it will give us leverage for when we're-*shot*

And the joke was, she's a poster, at forums. XP
Title: Sad story.
Post by: jv2k on September 10, 2005, 06:35:47 pm: Oh I get it, its a pun... thats actually fairly clever....
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Jody on September 10, 2005, 10:20:52 pm: Glued to a wall? No thanks. And I'm not a sexy poster, bastards. Curse you, curse you all.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Trigger on September 10, 2005, 10:23:17 pm: Quote from: "Jody"
Glued to a wall? No thanks. And I'm not a sexy poster, bastards. Curse you, curse you all.

You dance around on striper polls while wearing an orange bikini, what's not sexy about that? *tackle-huggles*
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 11, 2005, 01:27:36 am: When Swift does it. That's what's not sexy.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Swiftman on September 11, 2005, 01:50:01 am: That is true. My pecks aren't massive enough to make bikini's good looking.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Jehuty on September 11, 2005, 01:50:39 am: ugh......
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 11, 2005, 01:51:04 am: Don't worry, Jehuty, I just threw up, too.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Swiftman on September 11, 2005, 01:54:19 am: Lazlo: BARF!
Jehuty: BARF!

My job here is done...

*goes off and headbangs to a good song*

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/11260530801629wt.gif)
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 11, 2005, 02:01:53 am: *Is currently headbanging to a song... about boys... >> << IT'S GOT A GOOD BEAT!*

Curse the 80's and thier awesome music that I really shouldn't listen to.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Swiftman on September 11, 2005, 02:06:04 am: Must be the subliminal messages in Black Shadow.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 11, 2005, 02:07:46 am: I'm not doing it anymore.

>>
<<
Untill Toni Basil's "Hey Mickey!" comes on...
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Post by: jv2k on September 11, 2005, 01:23:26 pm: >_< damn it lazlo, why'd you have to bring up swift in a bikini!
DIE IMAGES DIE! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/new%20album/lilhitter1.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/new%20album/lilhitter1.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/new%20album/lilhitter1.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/new%20album/lilhitter1.gif)
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 11, 2005, 01:26:45 pm: (http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/2291/11180019303455ke.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

EDN
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 11, 2005, 01:32:22 pm: Nice.
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Post by: Jody on September 11, 2005, 09:10:26 pm: I second that notion.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Sophih on September 11, 2005, 10:51:33 pm: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE?
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Swiftman on September 11, 2005, 11:05:00 pm: For all we know, Sophih caused that explosion.

<_<

>_>

But what do I know? *innocent smile*
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Sophih on September 12, 2005, 12:00:32 am: Quote from: "Swiftman"
For all we know, Sophih caused that explosion.

<_<

>_>

But what do I know? *innocent smile*
STUFF but the important kinda not the pointless type like me
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Trigger on September 12, 2005, 01:36:30 am: (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/The_Green_Biker_Dude/Thread_hijack_live.jpg)
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 12, 2005, 02:25:49 am: That bottom one is so fake. You can tell because there's no clock showing what time it is in the Mountain Timezone. Keh, like anyone lives there.
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 12, 2005, 11:06:29 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
That bottom one is so fake. You can tell because there's no clock showing what time it is in the Mountain Timezone. Keh, like anyone lives there.

I think those kids from South Park live there. >_> <_<
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Jody on September 12, 2005, 12:08:39 pm: Damn right!
Title: Sad story.
Post by: jv2k on September 12, 2005, 02:26:55 pm: Yea they live there, but do they know why kids eat cinamen toast crun...*shot with magic bullet*
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 12, 2005, 07:22:55 pm: Because Toast Crunch knows what time it is on the east coast?
Title: Sad story.
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 13, 2005, 10:30:40 am: CJMErl: Indeed.

Yami CJMErl: ...but what about the cinammony swirls in every*BRICKED*ZOMGOWCHIES!
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Jody on September 13, 2005, 10:42:57 am: ZOMG I XD'd.
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 13, 2005, 10:56:28 am: Yami CJMErl: We're good like that. 8)
Title: Sad story.
Post by: jv2k on September 13, 2005, 02:22:23 pm: Your good like the guys who clean up the sewers with their toothbrushes....
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 13, 2005, 02:49:04 pm: Yami's trying to look cool fro teh ladays!
Title: Sad story.
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on September 13, 2005, 04:38:07 pm: Yami CJMErl: Yes I am!
Title: Sad story.
Post by: jv2k on September 13, 2005, 04:49:08 pm: We all know that lazlo quit blowing his spot!
Title: Sad story.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 13, 2005, 08:53:08 pm: We all know the ladies can't resist me anyway. I don't need to look cool for them. *throws some TPH fangirls at CJ*