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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on September 08, 2005, 10:56:48 pm
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Make a thread on it, maybe.
This is a terrible thread that will only make all of us feel bad, but now I'm curious... If anyone else wants to share thier crap with us, go for it!
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Childhood horror stories? My whole childhood is a horror story. -__-"
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Devvie-poo? FUCK! My mom calls me that, and I FUCKING HATE IT! PLEASE, Don't call me that!
*coughs*
I have lived in the same house all my life. I'm fucking tired of it. 17 years, same walls, same land, not a damn thing different from that long ago.
I went to school in this crappy place called Clear Vista for ECS-3, then I got shipped to an even shittier place named Parkdale, a school for kids with 'special needs'. I didn't belong there. I was normal, I just moved too fast, dammit! I stayed there against my will til grade 6, then went back to Clear Vista for junior high.
During the time of my elementary life, the only person who could stand talking to me was Kary, and later on she learned that I could be hurt. This hurt me in more ways than physically. I thought she hurt me because she hated me. I really liked her as a friend, and I thought that she hated me, and thus I was sadder because of this.
But it perked up in Junior High, when she explained why she hurt me, then she laerned about 2x4's....
Anyways, in 7th grade I met Broom, and thus me and him and Kary started hanging out more and more, finally the two of them getting hitched in grade 10, the same year I met Kagemitsu. Also in grade 8, Garland joined the crew, and he had instant membership, since he's my cousin and all.....
Then once I hit high school, my childhood ended.
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I'm scared of the dark. Still am, but only indoors.
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I'm scared of the dark. Still am, but only indoors.
Holy shit, looks like I'm not the only one.
As for childhood horrors, I won't allow the world to know anymore.
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I'll get it out of you someday, Shnookems!!
Actually I think I already have. O.o
*Pulls Trigger away to have a discussion*
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i was afraid of the dark, but now I just force myself to ignore sounsd I hear. I still can't take complete darkness. I just get an icky feeling when I can't see or hear anything.
Anyway... my childhood in a nutshell:
It all started some time in 1987, when Lazlo's parents decided to do it on the beach. Then, {Missing scene} Kasai was born, and she and Lazlo had many fun years together. It is rumoured that when they were children, Kasai would only talk to Lazlo, not even thier human meat-parents could get the girl to talk. {Scene missing} In 1994, things were rather well. Outside of school, Lazlo had one friend. That kid who's mom smoked pot. They used to hang out and watch Power Rangers together. Lazlo spent most of his free time playing Super Mario Bros. 3 and playing with the puppy, Goober. December of that same year marked much change. A new child was born, this one with many medical problems. Also, the family Falconi finally got a Super Nintendo. Lazlo wasted much of his life trying to beat Zelda.
Some time in probably May of that year, they moved to a place you've never heard of. Val Halla, or something. Maybe it was Punta Gorda. Times were boring. Lazlo started school in this new area, a very, very bad public school that left nothing but bad impressions on the youngsters. Not much is known of what happened to Kasai during this time.
Eventually, the young Lazlo met other kids in this area. The kids across the street who's parents smoked pot, the kid down the street who's parents and brother smoked pot, the list goes on. Actually, it doesn't, those were Lazlo's only friends at the time. Untill those other kids down the street moved in. They were rather awesome. It was about this time Lazlo learned the magic of things that weren't Super Nintendo. NES played a bigger part with games like Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros 3, and Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt. SNES had also gaid more games for Lazlo, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario World, and Donkey Kong Country II. Some time around July, 1997, an fourth child is brought into the Falconi Family.
Enter the Parker
At some point between the years 1994 and 1997, Lazlo moved again. This time, back to the city it all started in. Kasai came too. At school, Lazlo met someone who would change the way Lazlo viewed friends for ever. His name was Michael Parker. Lazlo and Parker(Or Mike, as he was called back then) had known each other years ago. Eventually, Lazlo found his way to the Parker's house. Oh, so much time was wasted playing Pokemon and Super Mario RPG. Also, Castle of the Winds picked up popularity, too. Untill school let out, Lazlo and the Parker were always hanging out on weekends, and after school. During that summer, he would appear at Lazlo's house early in the morning, where the two (sometimes accompanied by Kasai) would watch cartoons in the morning, before setting out to find the next adventure. Things were good.
Before long, it was time for junior high. The Parker moved across the highway, where he and Lazlo spent less and less time hanging out. At school, they were rarely seen together (untill seventh grade, anyway) and most people were bored with thier lives.
Enter the Face Guy
Summer came, and the two spent much time together again. Nobody is quite sure what they did during these nights, but I'm sure it was something cool. School came back, with a vengance. Over the years, Lazlo had been slacking off in school. By this point his grades were barely passing. Bah, who cared. Lazlo and Parker had a class together. It was a study hall for retarded kids. The two were by no means slow, they were just extremely lazy when it came to schoolwork. During this time, the two spent the hours making drawings of the Epoch from Chrono Trigger, and making up maps for a dungeons and dragons like game. Then, something magical happened. Lazlo started drawing a comic. Drawn on one page of notebook paper, the comics weren't that great, and had bad art. This allowed for severl pages to be done in a day. Always a different joke. Things were cool. There was some kid in his math class who like the Face Guy comics. Let's call him Corey. He persauded Lazlo to draw them more often. During the next few years, Lazlo and the Parker would go to the schools Winter Dance to try to pick up chicks. They never succeeded. Ever.
Summer came, as it always does, and Parker got a new friend. Nobody knew how to react to this. Lazlo and Parker didn't do as much together, and Lazlo was starting to be emo for no reason.
The next school year broght a great difference for Lazlo. The first half of the year seemed rather boring and uneventful. Lazlo met no new faces that he cared about, and didn't do a whole lot of learning. In the second half of the year, is electives got switched. His first period was now art (score!), and his seventh (or sixth) was Home-Ec(Score again! You can't fail that class!...I thought). In both of those classes was Corey, who really got Lazlo back into that Face Guy thing. Also, an inside joke started between the two. Everything they drew/painted/scrawled/otherwise made in that art class had to have "EAT AT JOES" in it somewhere. Nobody is exactly sure why.
A newcomer. "John." Lazlo and John become good friends. They spent many weekends at each other's houses. This "John" became interested in the medieval fairs the Falconi's had been attending. Lazlo's first girlfiend was hanging around for about a month, then...
Connecticut
Lazlo's grandfather went on a trip to Connecticut. Lazlo came along to, just for the fun of it. No one is sure how long this trip lasted. Probably about a month. Lazlo spent most of his time playing his GameBoy Advance. When he got back, things were rather unchanged. This paragraph really didn't deserve a title.
High School
Time for ninth grade. This was Lazlo's second favorite year of school, due to the pure awesomeness it had. Lazlo and John started drawing more Face Guy comics than ever, Lazlo had quite a few friends (mostly goths and emo kids, for no reason other than they knew the best jokes).
Alabama
The next year was rather uneventful, other than Lazlo would have failed were it not for the fact that he was forced to drop out. Lazlo moved to Alabama for the father's job, and Lazlo got a GED, due to the facts that he'd be killed if he went to the public highschool (it's really that bad) and the Falconi's couldn't afford private school. Kasai stayed in Florida to finish school. The grandparents on thier father's side got a divorece, and Kasai stayed with the grandmother. (She was called Nana, Nina, Nan, Nin, or other things like that. Lazlo eventually started calling her the Great Nano, from Ed, Edd, and Eddy). Kasai and the Parker started dating. This was not pretty. Lazlo ignored it, because he really didn't care what they were doing. He was not happy, however, because Kasai and Parker turned against him. In a bad way. We're still not quite sure what happened there. They both broke up, and went hardcore emo. Parker met a new friend, Andrew, and he and Kasai hooked up. Later on, they broke up, and Lazlo moved back to Florida to live with the grandfather, "Papa." He spent much time hanging out with Andrew, who was a very fun person. The two reffered to each other as "my idiot friend," because whenever they were around each other, they just got downright retarded. Seriously, it was like they were stoned or something. Lazlo had a job at Burger King during this time, paying a whopping $6.00 an hour. Lazlo liked it because he got a discount on burgers, and free drinks. Lazlo's mother missed her children, so Kasai moved back to Alabama to be with her. Lazlo stayed in town for a while, but eventually gave in to his mother, who he missed (Yeah, I love my mom, wanna fight about it?). Lazlo quit Burger King (But still gets free drinks and fries whenever he visits) and went back to Alabama with a DS and a GameCube. He didn't mind leaving all his friends, but missed the freedom he had with his grandfather. "Where ya going, Laz?" "Don't know. I'll meet up with Andrew, and I might stay out... somewhere." "Okay. If you meet any brods wear a condom." Once in Alabama, Lazlo got a job at Publix Super Markets, who sapped his soul. He eventually found his way to TPH, and, you guys know the rest of the story (except the parts that haven't happened yet).
Wow. That story really didn't have to be that long, but I just didn't want to stop typing.
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I don't know why, but I found large portions of that story hilairious. I love those kind of friends wher eyou can lose all manner of concious thought and still have a great time. [You should have seen it when me, broom Garland and kagemitsu got together with no girls and had a Genesis going. Oh, the shinanigins......]
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Well, it's been a long time since I was a child, so I really don't remember much. >_<
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Oh shit, my whole childhood is pretty fucked up thanks to my parents. They fucking sold my Super Nintendo. D:<
They didn't get their stingy little hands on any of my games but those fucking bastards.
I just want to kill them so badly for that.
Other than than that, they cut my allowance when I was 11 so I just want to kill them even more
KILL KILL KILL DIE DIDED DIE JUSD DIE
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Hey dude, Swift never had an allowance, and just last month all o fhis Super Nintendo gaems were stolen, along with his $1.25 life savings.
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I also have a fear of the dark....
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Hurray! We're all dumbshits!
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I really don't fear the dark, just what I see in it.
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I'm more afraid of what I can't see.
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Everytime I'm alone in the dark I get reall paranoid, this happens alot when I'm about to go to sleep....
I get the feeling I'm being watched.
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my life story is something like this...
Untill i was like 3 or 4 i never talked to anyone but Laz. Why? I have no idea. Belive it or not me and Laz were really close when we were little.I didnt have any firends untill I was in Punta Gorda were i meet Johana. I spent many hours with her ether just hanging out at her house or bugging Laz and his friends.nothing really happened other then that. When we finally moved back to florida, it took me forever to get friends. I was friendless untill 5th grade were I meet my best friend Ashton. we did everything toget and went everywere together. 6th grade brought me new friends. first was Kim the crazy band geek that everyone loved and then at the end alex, or kiki as I call her. Little little Ashton stoped hanging out with me and more with Kiki. So I had to find new friends.By 8th grade I didnt have any new ones. So, Parker was always around. I decided to hang out with him. I was in the band from 6th to 9th grade. I was in bothe the reagular bad and jazz. Out jazz bands drummer, Kyle, was the best in school. he picked out a song and had an awsome solo in it. 2 weeks befor out stupid school concert he got hit by a car.. he died shortly after.. His parents asked us to play at his mamorial. so we did. everyone cryed during his solo. his brother played it in his place. at out concert at school that was the last song we played. his brother played his solo once again. after we were finished everyone claped and we went to our seats with tears in out eyes. the concert went on and the jazz band cryed. after all that my parents wanted to move. So we did. No good schools in Alabama. Mom said I could finish school in florida if I wanted. I didnt know what to do. So I asked parker, who at this time I was dateing. He wanted me back so I said alright after much of him begging. I moved in with grandpa "papa" and hated it. he smoked all the time so I smelled like smoke and my friends thought I was smokeing. So I went to School everyday, came home, went to pakers till dark (Thats when he said I had to be home or at Nanas) I would go to Nans at dark call him and till him I was there. I stayed there till 10 when he said I had to be in bed..And that went for while. If I did anything wrong, even being 1 min late I was gronded for a week. so I couldnt take it. I asked Nan if I could move in with her. she said yes after much begging. About this time I broke up with Parker because he was a jerk who only wanted sex.Then I dated andrew for awhile but Kiki wanted him for herself and broke us up.I ment a guy named feint and feel in love. This was bad. My friend liked him to. She started hateing me and spreding lies about me. I yelled at Nan And got kicked out because she was drunk. I could of stayed but after all the stuff with my 'friends' i thought it best to leave. I told no one I was going. So what doese Kiki do? She tells everyone i got pregnent by parker. Mom put me in a private christain school for the rest of the year. Hated it and had no friends. and this year we couldnt afford to do that again so I'm homeschooled and getting my GED next year. thats it. my childhood.
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...All the cool kids were doing it...so...what the hell...
It all started when I was a wee little lad of the age 1. I was playing Megaman 2 and 3 already. Did that for a few years. And all was well. Didn't have a friend in the world, but MegaMan was enough.
Fastforward to about 6 or so years later. I was playing Megaman X, no friends, and all was well with the world.
At that time my mom was always working till late, and what with no dad around, we always had a baby sitter Sherry.
Of course, being the little evil bastard I was, got in trouble plenty. The only time I really remember though was when I punched a wall, apparently damaging it immensely. So I got sent to a corner holding up 10 pound boots in each arm for about 2 hours....then Mom came by and Sherry remembered I was still in the corner.
<Insert stuff better left unknown here>
Fast forward to about 2 years later. Sherry dies of cancer, I was in the 6th grade at that time. Still no friends, playing MMX4. Around these few years, I got into a bike accident and now have a J shapped scar on my chest...It's fading though, and is barely visable anymore, if at all. Now covered with Sasquatch fur. -.-
It was at this time, I met my best friend in the world. Madog. At the time, he was spunky, and a stray dog. So, we took him in. And he took after me quickly, becoming lazy as hell. To this day, every once in awhile he get's loose and runs around, making me chase his fat doggy ass around. -___-;
<Insert a few years of hell here>
7th grade was the first meeting of FreeLoader, our cat. <Insert bad things better left unknown here>. He survived, thankfully. And currently lives outside mooching off of us like the Freeloader he is.
8th Grade was the first time Steve and I really talked. And so began the adventures of Riles and Sas. Which led to plenty of things, including us getting arrested once.
Now The Sas lives out his days, eating Pizza Rolls, drinking Docter Pepper, thinking about Jody. While being homeschooled.
THE END
Sucky story, eh?
Note: I REALLY messed up on the years thing...interperate this the best you all can. ;P
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So your a freshman.... FRESHMAN FRIDAY!
*throws trigger into a garbage can and then throws it into a really big toilet.
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No, well...Yeah, I'm a still a freshmen, but that's cause I forgot to go to school and do my work last year....Second year in highschool. w00t for me...
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I woulda failed 8th if i didnt move to alabama and 9th if i didnt move back to alabama.
oh and I am afraid of the dark too. I cant be outside at night by myself.
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I never thought so many others around here have a fear of the dark....
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Im a little shaky about my neighboorhood at night too, I'm not afraid of the dark, its just my neighborhood when it gets dark, it changes completley. It's all nice and crap in the daytime and at night it gets all fucked up.
Like my friends house is near the woods and once we were watching T.V. around 12 or 1 or something and you just see this person in a red shirt dash by his window(his T.V. room is right by the backyard).
And hes told me some crazy shit about the woods near our houses, like when he hears somebody in the woods grunting etc.
And we live in the county so this isn't like the city so It seems so out of place up here.
And I swear to god his fucking house is haunted, so much weird shit happens in his house. I don't really want to get into it right now since this post has gone on long enough :P lets just say shit like door closing by themselves, toilets flushing by themselves and stuff moving around by themselves pretty much explains his house, I never truely believed in ghosts until now.
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I dunno, nightime for me...Is nice. Very nice, I'm almost at peace when outside at nice...I just have too much of an imagination, and I start halucinating things are there when they're not....Shadows blend, and images form in my head. Most of them suck and scare the hell out of me.
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Sounds like people just have sex in his woods, and that sometimes they go in his house.
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Sounds like people just have sex in his woods, and that sometimes they go in his house.
And unless they're invisible thats complete bullshit
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I like being outside at night as long as im not alone. me and Kiki used to sneak out at 2 am, sometimes Laz would come, and go to the park and sit ontop of the dug outs and talk. that was befor she went all phycho bitch on me and the park got a police station next to it. some good stuff happened at them dug outs.
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At least u'all have worst lives.... Mine's is the saddest! :cry: When I get home, there is nobody there. There's no electricity. Just packs of wild dogs running all over the place. AHHHH!!!! *Dogs come over and attacks me* AHH!! STOP!!! BAD DOGS!!!!!! My bed catches on fire all the time. And I have no dinner or money. :cry: *sniffs* Now, I'm a hobo in the streets. With nothing but my coat, and my laptop. I have no credit cards to purchase anything!! :cry: I HATE MY LIFE!!!! :cry: I WANT TO DIE!!!!! :cry: :cry:
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Dugouts? You mean like at a baseball field? HELL YEAH! Me and Steve do the same thing, still do every once in awhile.
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yes the dugouts at the baseball field at the park.
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At least u'all have worst lives.... Mine's is the saddest! :cry: When I get home, there is nobody there. There's no electricity. Just packs of wild dogs running all over the place. AHHHH!!!! *Dogs come over and attacks me* AHH!! STOP!!! BAD DOGS!!!!!! My bed catches on fire all the time. And I have no dinner or money. :cry: *sniffs* Now, I'm a hobo in the streets. With nothing but my coat, and my laptop. I have no credit cards to purchase anything!! :cry: I HATE MY LIFE!!!! :cry: I WANT TO DIE!!!!! :cry: :cry:
Kidding. I love my life. There's nothing bad about it.
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RetroJape lives in the country too? SCORE! I thought I was the only one here that didn't live in a city! [or have high speed.]
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RetroJape lives in the country too? SCORE! I thought I was the only one here that didn't live in a city! [or have high speed.]
Actually I said county not country, if you can call it a country, i guess it would be the same difference its still away from the city, theres just not farms or anything.
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I can't survive there.
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RetroJape lives in the country too? SCORE! I thought I was the only one here that didn't live in a city! [or have high speed.]
No, I live in the suburbs, and so does Retrojape....cause I live like 10 minutes away from him XD.
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SY, You dont plug TPH in your real life too, do you? That's just.... sad.
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I'm the exactly wrong person to be saying that........ heh.
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Retro joined on his own, I told him about TPH a long-ass time ago, though.
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My elementry school years were great. I guess I could tell of my life before it got crappy, just because the cool kids and doing it. XD
Kindergarden. I had the best teacher ever, and my brother was in fifth grade. That was the year I learned that even fifth grade kids could be cheek-pinchers. Everyday, I'd get out of class, walk to the fifth grade section of the school, sit in a chair in the back of the room, and wait for my bro to get done with his class. So as soon as the teacher let them go, all my brother's classmates were like 'OMG JUSTIN YOUR LITTLE SISTER IS SO CUTE!! <insert them patting my head, ruffling my hair, and pinching my cheeks here, whilst me trying to escape>'. My kindergarden year is also the year I had to outrun a fourth grader through the playground after his bitchy twin sister's told him I said something mean to them, when I was just standing there waiting for my mom to come. Kindergarden also included lots of situations of which my mom forgot to pick me up from school and I had to stay and swing until she remembered, which was usually around 5 or 6 when she got off work.
First grade, I met my best friend Josh. Him and I were always together, playing pokemon to football to army stuff. He and I lead this group of boys, and I was the only girl in our little squad for many many years, and didn't obtain my first really close female friend until fourth grade. First grade is also the year I had the strange teacher that shut her eyes when she talked to you. This is also the year that my brother became homeschooled (whilst he was in sixth grade) which became the starting point of much of the shit and family problems that I still have to this day.
Second grade, pretty much the same as first. Me and Josh, along with my other guy friends, wasting our days in the soccer field playing some game.
Third grade, I started having migraines constantly, due to sinus infections that would seem to never go away, but I personally think stress also played a major role, because by the time third grade came around my family was pretty destroyed and falling apart.. I almost had to get surgery on my sinuses to fix the problem, but luckily my mom took me to a chiropracter instead, and he did some odd treatment that fixed me. Other than that, same friends, same stuff.
Fourth grade, Josh was in a different class than me, which meant I didn't get to see him as often, besides recess. But luckily for me, a new student named Jasmine came, and was in my class. She was my best friend for years and years. We soon became unseperatable.
Fifth grade, I was back in class with Josh AND Jasmine. Jaz had joined our little group, and the fun upgraded to a new level, in school atleast. But by this time, the family problems ran rampant. This is also the year I moved into my 'mansion'.
Sixth grade, I met Larz, who's my best friend to this day. I met her through this bitch named Olga, who would forbid me to be friends with both her and Larz, because Larz was her, and I was her friend as well, therefore in Olga logic, me and Larz couldn't be friends. So, I had this massive battle with Olga, lost her friendship and gained Larz's, and we've been friend's ever since. Jasmine was still around until about seventh or eigth grade, but I eventually realized that she was kind of stupid and had gotten a lot different over time, so we kind of grew apart.
But around this time is when most all of the massively huge family problems started happening which affected everything else, so I stop my childhood overview here.
Kthnxbai. ^_^
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Among these family problems were me.
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Not really though. I would have either made them worse or better. I have no idea though, cuz I know only what has just been said [but I'm leaning on worsening it]
Maybe later I'll go through my grades. But not now.
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This thread's a real downer. Who started this bullshit?
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XD, just XD.
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Yea I wonder who....