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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on September 07, 2005, 12:36:02 am
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Hey, remember those episodes of Dexter's Lab that ran short, so to make them longer, they added little jokes in between episodes? Does anybody remember how that one joke went about the hydroxolion?
It was something like, "So, a professor and his assistant are mixing negatively charged (somethins) with positivly charged hydroxolions, when the assistan asks, 'Professor, what if (I don't remember how this part went)?' And the professor responds, 'That's no hydroxolion, that's my wife!'"
Anyway, if anyone could refresh my memory on how that joke went, I'd appriciate it, because that was an awesome pun.
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*thinks*
I think it went something like this.
"So, a professor and his assistant are mixing negatively charged isomeres with positivly charged hydroxolites, when the assistant asks, 'Professor, what if the isomeres reject the polar charge of the hydroxolites' And the professor responds, 'That's no hydroxolite, that's my wife!'"
Like I said, I "think" thats how it went.
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That probably was it. It's close enough anyway, except that I'm fairly certain it was hydroxolions. The pun just makes no sense otherwise... But I don't know, I barely remember it.
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exactly
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IGOTIT!
Okay, how's this:
So, a professor and his assistant are mixing negatively charged isomeres with positivly charged hydroxyl ions, when the assistant asks, 'Professor, what if the isomeres reject the polar charge of the hydroxyl ions?' And the professor responds, 'That's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife!
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THATS IT!!!! HOLY HELL!!!! Ya did it man. It just hit me now too.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/capncanada.gif)
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Man, I don't know why, but I just always loved that joke. It's so lame and yet so funny at the same time.
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I didn't get it, but I laughed anyways.
And perfect use on Captain Canada there, Skull. Thumbs up, ya hoser!
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Whaaaaat? I had to do SOMETHING! This topic needed some Jody.
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True story. And that monkey was awesome nonetheless.
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STFU AND GHET OU T OF MY LAB DEE DEE YOU DUMB BIOTCH! >=(
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But just then, Quackor the Fowl came in and used his ducky death beam to blow up the lab. Oh, if only monkey were here to stop this madness.
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I just got that joke... its kinda dirty...
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Ha! I loved the old Dexter show, mainly because of the little shows between like the justcie pals, or monkey the superhero, those kicked ass. They actually ended the show at a good time, but then they bring it back making it more gay than ever I swear to god Dexter gest naked every other episode, its sickening.
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Whaaaaat? I had to do SOMETHING! This topic needed some Jody.
I agree on that. MORE JODY IS NEEDED, DAMMIT!
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I swear to god Dexter gest naked every other episode, its sickening.
I agree on that. MORE JODY IS NEEDED, DAMMIT!
I'm with Swift. *CATGIRL'd*
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*Comes in*
*Dances around*
*Prances away*
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*beats Lazlo with a hammer before he yells out "TAKE IT OFF! WHOOO!", doing damage not quite as good as a catgirl fury, but enough to teach a lesson*
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*Dances back in*
*Thanks Swiffy and hugs him*
*Slaughters Lazlo's already bloody corpse*
*Leaves*
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To quote Shaun of the Dead, "I wasn't gunna!"
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"Better hope ya like bleeding, Lazlo, cuz I ain't gettin White to heal ya."
He left him to bleed on the ground. he knew that wounds caused by a catgirl are not meant to be healed, leaving him in a bloody pulp.
Swift sang a little song, soundling like Swift's Lament.
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*Wasn't effected anyway* I've grown an immunity to catgirl fury due to overexposure to it.
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due to overexposure to it.
You'd be dead by now.
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It's like the flu.
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*Grumble* I'll give you a flu... *Tazers Lazlo until he shits his pants*
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Dead
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I'm sorry Jody, I cannot allow you to do that.
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You shoulda changed it to say "Laz 9000". That woulda been GOLD.
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Good idea, Swift! So it is written, so it shall be done!
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YES! AWESOME! *scroll up, everyone!*
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Woohooo!!!
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I'm glad you guys think of me as a psychopathic computer bent on... wait, what was that movie about?
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Something about Space and Hal and a mission. I think.
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Monkeys and legos were there, too.
(http://www.30doradus.org/spaceships/images/2010b.jpg)
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Yeah. I loved Hal's character. He was so crazy. It was the maverick virus I tells ya!
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DAMN YOU SIGMA! POISONING MOVIES YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN THOUGHT OF!
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Yes. Hal is probably the first AI going crazy. Before Terminator and the Matrix.
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You, sir, are a fool. Read an.. uhh... what was the name of the guy who created the laws of robotics?
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I believe it was Roger Clarke Asimov. Cool guy.
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Yeah, that's the guy! ...Or at least, it sounds like him.
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I'm nevar wrong about these things. NEVAR!!!
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Apparently you are, Jehuty, cuz it's Isaac Asimov, not Robert Clarke Asimov [to the extent of my knowledge. I've never heard of robert Asimov before]
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That would explain why I was thinking Isaac something. Swift wins this round.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/You-snooze-you-win.jpg)
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:oops: oops.
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I want that T-shirt. NOW. It doesn't fit me, but it'll fit Lazlo or Trigger PERFECTLY.
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New Question: Who was the first to blame Cortez for something?
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Hmm........ Swift?
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New Question: Who was the first to blame Cortez for something?
U
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No, it wasn't me.
I got it from MMtL, so I'm guessing it's something from MMtL v. 1.
Ask Drifter or Skull, they'd know better than us.
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The queen of spain at the time? :?
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No, it wasn't me.
I got it from MMtL, so I'm guessing it's something from MMtL v. 1.
Ask Drifter or Skull, they'd know better than us.
Actually, I don't know. I don't think it was around during MMtL MK1. I'm pretty sure it wasn't. But I think it was something started by either Pluvius, Drifter, Nightmare, or Cortez himself.
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No, it wasn't me.
I got it from MMtL, so I'm guessing it's something from MMtL v. 1.
Ask Drifter or Skull, they'd know better than us.
Actually, I don't know. I don't think it was around during MMtL MK1. I'm pretty sure it wasn't. But I think it was something started by either Pluvius, Drifter, Nightmare, or Cortez himself.
I do believe it was you. Probably in my Catgirls v1 thread or in my comic mabobs one.
I think it went something like this.
Skull: Dammit Cortez, you messed it up.
Pirate: What'd I do?!
Me: God Dammit Cortez, it's all your fualt
Pirate: ;_;
Or, I could be going insane. I dunno, I don't really remember either. >_>;
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*snaps fingers*
Thats right! I remember now. Of course. I totally forgot about the Catgirsl v.1 thread.
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I totally forgot about the Catgirsl v.1 thread.
HOW COULD YOU!? ;_; *steamroller'd*