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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 09:12:09 pm

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 09:12:09 pm

So there I am, posting on a forum, when all of a sudden, I get 404'd. "Oh, nice epiphanygaming." I think to myself and hit back, thinking it was just a glitch and I can continue with the forum. Well no, that doesn't work either. So I decide to screw it and check out TPH. And I get 404'd again. So by this time I've figured out that something's wrong with my conection. But... My modem's still plugged in. There seems to be nothing wrong. My computer just won't go. By this time my ohter dumbshit IM programs figure out that I'm not online, so my computer comes to a halt as I get 42 popups telling me to log in again. GRAH! I hate this fucking piece of siht compuer!

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 03, 2005, 09:14:35 pm

um.....................get a job?

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Sophih on September 03, 2005, 09:24:50 pm

If it's not modem check the (inside of your comp) trust me hitting a kicking it wont help

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 09:25:20 pm

Actually, it did. That's how I got back online to post this.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Swiftman on September 03, 2005, 09:27:27 pm

There isn't a problem alivev that can't be solved by throwing a bunch of ninja's at it!

But yeah, that sucks. Maybe try.... I daresay.... Internet Explorer? DUN DUN DUN.

I suggest Firefox for your internet problems, and I can't think of another good IM program that works on your comp.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 09:29:05 pm

No, it wasn't Internet Explorer, Firefox, or Advanced Browser. The internet was broken, at least for my computer.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Swiftman on September 03, 2005, 09:35:53 pm

Wierd......... It's a twilight zone episode! THe haunted modem!

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 09:36:28 pm

Naah, cuz I escaped it!

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Swiftman on September 03, 2005, 09:39:43 pm

Good thing Kasai is a part time excorsist, eh? *shot*

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 09:41:18 pm

AAH! I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!! I'll be back guys, I gotta let my sister outta the celler!

Title: Re: I really hate my computer.
Post by: megakevinexe on September 04, 2005, 02:11:05 am

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"

So there I am, posting on a forum, when all of a sudden, I get 404'd. "Oh, nice epiphanygaming." I think to myself and hit back, thinking it was just a glitch and I can continue with the forum. Well no, that doesn't work either. So I decide to screw it and check out TPH. And I get 404'd again. So by this time I've figured out that something's wrong with my conection. But... My modem's still plugged in. There seems to be nothing wrong. My computer just won't go. By this time my ohter dumbshit IM programs figure out that I'm not online, so my computer comes to a halt as I get 42 popups telling me to log in again. GRAH! I hate this fucking piece of siht compuer!

Dude, you're not alone. My computer gives me lots of problems too that I feel like throwing it out the window!  :x

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: jv2k on September 04, 2005, 01:46:15 pm

My computer has to be reformated like once a month(the record has been 3 months without doing it). So I know your pain.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: RetroJape on September 04, 2005, 03:28:44 pm

You have to slap your computer a few times, let it know whos boss, always works for me  :D

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: jv2k on September 04, 2005, 04:50:32 pm

I tried that once and my computer molested my dog as a consequence. Then I shot the computer. It never dies though.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 04, 2005, 07:50:21 pm

Well, I kicked it in the nads a few times and it works now.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: jv2k on September 05, 2005, 11:26:59 am

Computers don't have nads, they are all female!

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Jehuty on September 05, 2005, 11:35:59 am

Nu-uh. How do you explain those long cables of theirs?

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: jv2k on September 05, 2005, 12:48:55 pm

Those cables aren't the computers, the cables are the male end, the computer is the female end. I read it in an instruction booklet....

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 06, 2005, 04:01:12 am

God damnit, what the fuck is wrong with my dumbass retard of a computer? Every single time I try to update a program, it ends up not working! MSN, WinAmp, and now Gaim, the one thing I had left on this stupid machine that worked! I don't want to become someone afraid of new technology, but Jesus, every time I get something new my computer craps out on me! I think I just need to give it one good kick, but it'd probably get back at me by imploding or something... Ahh, what the hell, I hate it anyway.


And he was never seen from again, due to massive death caused by shitty computers*

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Post by: Swiftman on September 06, 2005, 08:00:42 am

Like I always say: "If it ain' t broke, don't fix it." I COULD update to a new Winamp, but.... And a new MSN version. But.... They both work just fine. I don't see a point to updating them.

Sounds like Lazlo needs a new comp. One for him, the new one, and leave Kasai the old one. But can the Falconi's afford such a luxury?

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Post by: Kasai Falconi on September 06, 2005, 09:33:17 am

laz could. he has a job he could save up for a good one. me on the other hand...well...im lazy and dont want a job and i ask my mom to get one for my birthday/xmas seeing as how they are a week apart but noooooooo

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 06, 2005, 11:28:36 am

The thing is, I'd have to buy all the components for a computer, and then, once I had spent $500+ on that, I get to drop another 2-300 dollars on a Windows installation disk! What a rip! Maybe I could do a free Linux distro, but I don't know the first thing about that...

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: jv2k on September 06, 2005, 02:46:52 pm

or you could just buy a computer from bestbuy or something.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 06, 2005, 02:47:44 pm

Yeah right, I'd have to format it anyway to get rid of all the spyware that comes on those things anyway!

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: jv2k on September 06, 2005, 02:53:19 pm

So it'd still be easier.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 06, 2005, 11:13:17 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/oh20crap.jpg)

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Jehuty on September 06, 2005, 11:36:20 pm

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"

Yeah right, I'd have to format it anyway to get rid of all the spyware that comes on those things anyway!

  We sure don't get those on a Mac.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 06, 2005, 11:37:53 pm

Yeah, sure don't get WinAmp, either.

Title: I really hate my computer.
Post by: jv2k on September 07, 2005, 02:23:21 pm

Its called spybot search and destroy...