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General => General => Topic started by: NeoCalculus on September 02, 2005, 12:35:34 am
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Sing a freakin' song fools.
I will go first.
*ahem*
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody screm
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash cam
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll...
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everbody scream
In our town of Halloween!
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town
Don't we love it now?
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy
Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
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Nice Skull, thumbs up to you.
Here goes mine.......
There are few who deny it
What I do I am the best!
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to surpises in an unlit mineshaft
I excell without ever, even trying.
But with the slightlest little effort of my swift like charms
I have seen grown men suffer defeat
With a press of a button
and a well placed missile
I have swept the very best right off their feet!
Yet year after year.... It's the same old thing.
And I grow so weary of gunstar heroes
and I, SWIFT! The DESCENT KING!
Have grown so tired, of the same old thing.
Oh sooommmewhere deeeep inside of these bones
an emptiness began to grow
There's someone out there far from my home
A longing that I've nehever known.....
I'm the master at starcrat
and a demon at Axelay
and I'll beat you right out of your lan.
To a guy in Alabama
A mister fortunna
and I'm known throughout England and Brazil
And since I am strong
I can put on armor
to recite Final Fantasy quotations
No sasquatch nor man
can FRAG like I can!
With the fury of my keyboard and trackball mouse
But who here....
would ever understand
that the Descent king with the wonderfullistic grin
Would tire of his crown
if they only understood.
He'd give it all up, if he only could.......
Oh there's an empty place in my bones
that calls out for someone unknown
The fame and praise comes year after year
Does nothing for
These empty tears..........
Play Jacks Lament in the background as you read that. Or, even better, wait til I get a microphone, and I'll sing it out, The wording to some lines gets tricky (like the Gunstar heroes one)
That basically is a true story for me now. Except for that wondering who it is.... I got that down.
I'll make a new post for another remake of lyrics I made. THe others are even better, I think. (and even features TPH! Whee!)
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Totaly awesome Swift. I love it.
There's a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
take me home in my elevator bones!
that was a good drum break
Pick yourself up off the side of the road
With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
Members only, hyponotizers move through the room like ambulance drivers
Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
Hirsuits with your parachute flutes
Passing the dutchee from coast to coast
Let the man Gary Wilson
"rock the most"
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
"What about those who swing both ways: AC-DC's
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Oh, dear me. Make Out City is a two-horse town
"That's beautiful, Dad."
Get my microphone....
There's a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
I got plastic on my mind
Telephone plastic baby
A song so great that it was even featured on Futurama.
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Rock your body
Feel the flow
My Mesh is flashing
Between
Let's a go!
Beat box, drummer and a microphone
That's all we need to make the show flow.
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Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting noises)
Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
What's going on here?
(farting noises)
OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka I must say
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
(laughing)
Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa ............
Suck my balls!
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What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Yeah
Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other, no other lover
This is your life, our time
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it love
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
What is love?
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YOU CANNOT SING TECHNO
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I can to sing techno. And its all cause I'm awesome.
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I'm not awesome then! Wheee!! *Glee*
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*clears throat*
Defying Gravity, for the vewing pleasuer of the TPH crew.
*ahem*
I'd sooner buy Defying Gravity
Kiss me good bye, I'm Defying Gravity,
And you can't pull me down.
Unlimited. My future is unlimited.
And I just had a vision
almost like a prophosy,
I know...
It sounds truly crazy.
And true, the visions hazy.
But I swear,
some day I'll be
Up in the sky, Defying Gravity
Flying so high Defying Gravity,
They'll never pull me down.
So, if you care to find me,
Look to the Western Sky,
As someone's told me lately,
"Everyone deserves a chance to FLY!"
And, if I'm flying solo,
At least I'm flying free.
To those who'd ground me,
Take a message back frome me.
Tell them How I'm Defying Gravity
I'm flying high, and Defying Gravity,
And soon I'll match them in renown.
And no body
In all the world,
Not any single boy or girl,
Is ever gonna bring me down!
((now, that is the version you'd be singing if you were performing it as a solo. The recorded/broadway version is a little different, an takes 2 girls, and a chorus. So... if you're lucky, MAYBE I'll sing it, record it, and post it... MAYBE.))
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*drinks a luck potion*
*holds up mug of root beer*
Here's hoping. *is working on lyrics of his own*
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Listen, everyone!
There are users so peculiar
they were not to be believed!
All around, people that tantalized my brain!
It's a forum unlike anything I've ever seen!
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to desbribe it
like the most improbable dream
But you must beleive when I tell you this.
It's as real as Skullman,
and it does exist!
Here, let me show you.
This is a thing called a song!
The whole thing starts with a file.
A file?
Is it wave?
Is it wma?
Is it filled with midi's?
Midi? That rhymes with liddy [a]
Uh, if you please.
Just a file, with a bright upbeat name.
And the whole thing's topped with a tag!
A tag?
But why?
How useless!
LETS HEAR IT!
LETS HEAR IT!
That's the point of the thing! To be heard!
It's a rap!
Will it send?
It's a rock!
Will it rar?
Perhaps it's the prody I found on Newgrounds!
Listen now! You don't understand
that's not the point of TPH land!
Now pay attention.
We copy paste an oversized movie!
And host it, like this, on the site!
Oh yes, is it filled with boobs?
Let me see let me look!
Are they floppy and covered in lube?
Uh, let me explain.
There's no porn inside, but there's Megaman.
Or sometimes there's a robot master!
Robotmaster?
Do they bite?
Do they snap?
Or perhaps they just blow up and scare some civilians!
What a splendid idea!
This TPH sounds fun!
I fully enjoy it!
Lets try it at once!
Everyone please, now not os fast!
There's something here you don't quite grasp.
Well..... May as well give them what they want.....
And the best, I must confess, I ahve saved for the last.
For the ruler of this TPH land....
Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice!
Least that's what I've come to understand.
And I've also heard it told that he is something to behold!
Like a lobster, huge and red!
When he sets out is modem, with his DSL on
carting bulging files, with his huge great bandwidth!
That is so I've heard it's said.
And on a dark cold night
by the full moon light
He dives into the forum
Like an admin in disguise!
And they call him...
Proto...
Maaaaaaaaannnnn........ *evil laugh*
Well, at least they're excited, but they don't understand.
That special kind of feeling
in TPH land.
Oh well........
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brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
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Unfortuneatly, all the other remixes I came up with weren't near as good, other than the Oogie Boogie song, and that one is lost in the anals of history. [ie: forgotten]
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I'll start this off without any words
I got so high that I scratched 'til I bled
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
The finest day that I ever had
Was when I learned to cry on command
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
I'm on a plain
I can't complain
My mother died every night
It's safe to say don't quote me on that
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
The black sheep got blackmailed again
Forgot to put on the zip code
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
I'm on a plain
I can't complain
Somewhere I have heard this before
In a dream my memory has stored
As a defense I'm neutered and spayed
What the hell am I trying to say
It is now time to make it unclear
To write off lines that don't make sense
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
One more special message to go
And then I'm done then I can go home
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
I'm on a plain
I can't complain
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Lay beside me, tell me what they've done
Speak the words I want to hear, to make my demons run
The door is locked now, but it's open if you're true
If you can understand the me, than I can understand the you.
Lay beside me, under wicked sky
Through black of day, dark of night, we share this pair of lives
The door cracks open, but there's no sun shining through
Black heart scarring darker still, but there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining
What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door, should I open it for you?
What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there?, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?
Come lay beside me, this won't hurt I swear
She loves me not, she loves me still, but she'll never love again
She lay beside me, but she'll be there when I'm gone
Black heart scarring darker still, yes she'll be there when I'm gone
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Dead sure she'll be there!
What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door, should I open it for you?
What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there?, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?
(Solo)
Lay beside me, tell me what I've done
The door is closed, so are your eyes
But now I see the sun, now I see the sun
Yes now I see it!
What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door, should I open it for you?
What I've felt, what I've known
So sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there?, 'cause I'm the one who waits,
The one who waits for you
Oh what I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door, should I open it for you?
(So I dub thee unforgiven)
Oh, what I've felt
Oh, what I've known!
I take this key (never free)
And I bury it (never me) in you
Because you're unforgiven too
Never free
Never me
'Cause you're unforgiven too!
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Oh there's an empty place in my bones
that calls out for someone unknown
The fame and praise comes year after year
Does nothing for
These empty tears..........
Dude, we all know who that is.
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Not EVERYone. Does Herb know?
And I remade those lyrics before I even knew what TPH was. It's pretty old.
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Ohohkay.
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EMO'D
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^True story.
But anyway, I guess I'll sing a song, hm?
Follow me...
I can take you...
I belive
It's destiny!
If you are me
Could you be so strong?
Can you see? Can you see it's me
And if you think it is too tough then it's up to me!
Du du-du du!
And it's a perfect world you now belong to me!
Du du-du du!
And I can take you higher than you can believe!
Du du-du du!
And it's a perfect world you now belong to me!
Du-du-du du!
And I can take you higher than you can belive!
Click here (http://falconi.gba-source.com/superarrow.mp3) to give a listen.
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I'm a cucumber.
I'm a cucumber.
I'm a cucumber.
I'm a cucumber.
I'm a cucumber.
I'm a cucumber.
PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM YEAH!!!!
^best song ever.
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KOOL-AID KOOL-AID TASTES GREAT
GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM, TOO LATE
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Uhh, awesome.
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Awesome x2
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When I was,
A boy of ten
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind
with good intent
but just a little different
Oooh, Special Fred
mama dropped him on his head
now he's not so bright instead
he's a little bit special
just a little bit
We'd play tag
and he'd get hurt
I'd play a soldier
he'd eat dirt
I liked math,
and spelling bees
fred liked talking to a tree
ooh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
now she keeps him in the shed
cuz he's a little bit special
just a little bit
I ran track,
hung out at malls
fred ran headfirst
into walls
I had girls
and lots of clothes
fred had names
for all his toes
ooh special fred
mama dropped him on his head
now he thinks
he's a piece of bread
cuz he's a little bit special
just a little bit
one day, when talking to special fred,
he grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
and as he laughed at me
that's when I knew
special fred just made
me special toooo!
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
next to me, fred is fine
yeah, he's a fuckin Einstein
ooh special fred,
now we're not right in the head
now we're not so bright instead
we're a little bit special
just a little bit special
that fucker fred made me special
just a little bit
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Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)
When it seems they're heading for the
Final curtain
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worst of messes
Become successes
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some ...
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
DuckTales (ooh ooooh)
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ooo DuckTales! awsome show dude!
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I must say that I XD'd through about your whole song, Lazlo. Nicely done. Also, ya can't go wrong with Ducktales!!
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Click here (http://falconi.gba-source.com/busbus.mp3) to hear Swift's song about the bus.
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Ridin on the bus
Ridin on the bus
sittin next to bums
see the open see
hope that isn't pee
That song is far too short...
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But it's awesome nonetheless.
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere
Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah, here come the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die
Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah, here come the rooster yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
Walkin' tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my home land
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh god please won't you help me make it through
Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah, here come the rooster yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, you know he ain't gonna die
Alice in Chains. They freakin rock.
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Love..... Is a burning flame.
And it makes... A fiery ring
Bound..... By wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire.
I fell in to burning ring of fire
I went down down down
and the flames went higher
and it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
I fell in to burning ring of fire
I went down down down
and the flames went higher
and it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts.... like ours meet.
I fell for ya like a child
oooohh, but the fire went wild.
I fell in to burning ring of fire
I went down down down
and the flames went higher
and it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
and it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire......
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Moskau
Fremd und geheimnisvoll
Türme aus rotem Gold
Kalt wie das Eis
Moskau
Doch wer dich wirklich kennt
Der weiß, ein Feuer brennt
In dir so heiß
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser
hey hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön
ha ha
Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben
hey hey
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho
hey hey hey hey
Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so groß
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar
Mädchen sind zum küssen da
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
Ha ha ha ha ha
Moskau
Tor zur Vergangenheit
tSpiegel der Zarenzeit
Rot wie das Blut
Moskau
Wer deine Seele kennt
Der weiß, die Liebe brennt
Heiß wie die Glut
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser
hey hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön
ha ha
Towarisch hey hey hey auf die Liebe
hey hey
Auf Dein Wohl Mädchen hey Mädchen ho
hey hey hey hey
Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so groß
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau
Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
MoskauLala lala lala la, lala lala lala la
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Moskau, Moskau
Moskau, Moskau
Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt
Das macht hundert Jahre alt
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Väterchen dein Glas ist leer
Doch im Keller ist noch mehr
Ha ha ha ha ha
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser
hey hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön
ha ha Towarisch hey hey hey auf die Liebe
hey hey
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho
hey hey hey hey
Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schönes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so groß
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar
Mädchen sind zum küssen da
Ho ho ho ho ho
Moskau, Moskau
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
Ha ha ha ha ha
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Its Russian.
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YOU CHASE SOLO!
WE DRINK RITALIN!
YOU CHASE SOLO!
WE DRINK RITALIN!
PRECIOUS LOVE IS ALWAYS EATING UP MY HEART!
UNCHEATABLE HER SHAPELY LINE
A CONVICT OF HER LITHE CRIME
SAVE ME AND WRAP AROUND BO-OH NO TIME
TAKE THE PIG AND TURN AROUND! OUT OF THE WAY
BACK ON GROUND SCOLDING THE DARKER SIDE
MAMA WAS BURNING A HOLE IN MY AUNT! PLEASE LET ME DOWN TO HOLD-THE-KETCHUP
EIGHT TEQUILAS TO FEEL UP MY LICE!
SUB-MAR-INE! BURNING IN HELL!
SCANDAL AFFAIR
YOU CHASE SOLO
SEAMAN IN MY HEART TONIGHT!
MISTERIOUS MERMAID BAREFOOT ALL ALONE!
WE DRINK RITALIN!
HERE'S SOME FOOD I WANT TO EAT!
PRECIOUS LOVE IS ALWAYS EATING UP MY HEART!!
BURNING CELLPHONE! SEAMAN IN MY HEART TONIGHT!
MYSTERIOUS MERMAID BAREFOOT ALL ALONE
WE DRINK RITALIN!
HERE'S SOME FOOD I WANT TO EAT
PRECIOUS LOVE IS ALWAYS EATING UP MY HEART!
BREAK DOWN WITH CHIU AND ME!
GET BAD WITH CYBER BEE
THIS SONG IS GOING NOWHERE
TO BE FOUND!
ONE TALK IF TWO ARE DOWN
CODE FOREVER 'NOTHER ROUND
WANNA HEAR A BORING JOKE IN MY OPEN MIND?
THIS GUY IS BURNING THE FIRE OF DELIGHT
FA-A-ANCY COLA
TROUGH-THE-NIGHT!
HOLD DOWN ME TIGHT-RY AND GRAAB THE LIGHT!
SUB-MAR-INE! BURNING IN FIRE!
GATHER ME EYES!
YOU CHASE SOLO
SEAMAN IN MY HEART TONIGHT!
MISTERIOUS MERMAID BAREFOOT ALL ALONE!
WE DRINK RITALIN!
HERE'S SOME FOOD I WANT TO EAT!
PRECIOUS LOVE IS ALWAYS EATING UP MY HEART!!
B-B-BURNING CELLPHONE! SEAMAN IN MY HEART TONIGHT!
MYSTERIOUS MERMAID BAREFOOT ALL ALONE
WE DRINK RITALIN!
HERE'S SOME FOOD I WANT TO EAT
PRECIOUS LOVE IS ALWAYS EATING UP MY HEART!
*Showdown between Hello kitty and Dave Frishbierg*
*hello kitty is eaten*
TEH WINNER IS ME!!11
YOU CHASE SOLO!
WE DRINK RITALIN
PRECIOUS LOVE IS ALWAYS EATING UP MY HEART!
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A shadow of myself: Just who am I?
Scanned horizons. A tragic mystery?
You could've left me here,
Sealed inside the pod.
No one would ever know,
The Chaos Control -Control-...
My true identity?
The power that is me.
(chorus) We all danced in fire,
Trapped in this machine.
Don't know how long we've waited,
As the Eggman?s watching.
We all danced in fire,
Looking through the screen.
Don't know how long we've waited,
As the Eggman watches.
With Rouge in the fight, electric vibes.
Change surroundings.
A jewel in history.
A treasure disappears,
As she goes.
Miss her as we look away,
And no one knows.
This power is a key.
This power changes me!
(Chaos Control...Chaos-Chaos-Chaos-Chaos-Chaos-Chaos Control...)2x
E-123...
You didn?t know, now I'm gonna show you,
The power that is me.
You try to take me down; Stop the show.
It seems you've never tasted fear,
Or loss of control.
The power lives in me?
The power that is me!
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HELL YEAH JEHUTY!!!! THIS MACHINE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOT!!!
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I love that song too. :D
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I first heard that song after watching a short sonic flash called Sonic Stereo. It's a cool song man.
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Sonic Stereo is a kewl flash short. But you only hear a little bit of "This Machine" :(
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Sonic Stereo is a kewl flash short. But you only hear a little bit of "This Machine" :(
Why do you think I went looking for the full thing?! XP
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If you beat Sonic Heroes, with the Dark Team, you can hear it as much as you want.
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I'm working on it right now. Just got the game yesterday.
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Saltando sin parar
Saltando sin parar
Sin parar
Me muevo en la disco no puedo parar
con este ritmo loco no paro de saltar
por eso te digo la marcha sigue igual
y sigue saltando
saltando sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
Saltando sin parar
Moviendo tu cuerpo muy pronto y generas
la samba que bailo es un ecstasy total
por eso te digo la marcha sigue igual
y sigue saltando
saltando sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
tum tata tum tata tum tata tum
tum tata tum tata tum tata tum
tum tata tum tata tum tata tum
tum tata tum tata tum tata tum
tum tata tum tata tum tata tum
tum tata tum tata tum tata tum
tum tata tum tata tum tata tum
tum tata tum tata
sin parar
Me muevo en la disco no puedo parar
con este ritmo loco no paro de saltar
por eso te digo la marcha sigue igual
y sigue saltando
saltando sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
Moviendo tu cuerpo muy pronto y generas
la samba que bailo es un ecstasy total
por eso te digo la marcha sigue igual
y sigue saltando
saltando sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta salta sin parar
salta salta salta salta
sin parar
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What comes up must come down
Hear my feet don't touch the ground
See the world spinning upside down
A mighty trance without a sound!
I can feel your every rage
Step aside I'll turn the page,
Breaking through your crazy maze,
Like a lazer beam, my eyes on you!
Watch me throw the night away,
watch me save the day,
Feel my strongest getin' close,
Heading your waaaaay!
SONIC HEROES!
SONIC HEROES!
Find you, convide you, dividing a blaze!
SONIC HEROES!
SONIC HEROES!
Setting the stage for a Heroes parade!
I won't even hesitate,
A second left to alter fate!
Tried to strike but hit too late,
I got to look by my own rate!
Watch me throw the night away,
Watch me save the day,
Feel my strongest getin' close,
Heading your waaaaay!
SONIC HEROES!
SONIC HEROES!
Find you, convide you, dividing a blaze!
SONIC HEROES!
SONIC HEROES!
Setting the stage for a Heroes parade!
You can get there when your down....
As the words do form aloud.
Whoa, Whoa....Hero
I can chase another day,
Fight you all the way.
Like a hero.....
And together we stand strong no matter how,
No one can bring us down!
Heaaay!
SONIC HEROES!
SONIC HEROES!
Find you, convide you, dividing a blaze!
SONIC HEROES!
SONIC HEROES!
Setting the stage for a Heroes parade!
Sonic Heroes! (Heroes! Hero~)
Sonic Heroes! (Heroes! Hero~)
Give us a reason and we're on our way!
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Once upon a time you could be a bad guy
And you'd live to see another day
But now you'd never manage - boy you've been brain-damaged
Just to think that you could get away
The power has arrived in a dream team
A force where one and one make three
And when the trail's gone cold and the lies have been told
This crew'll find what you can't see
Yeah, danger hides when the hyper bee flies
And the ninja stars fly too
The muscle is Vector, the karma collector
And he's sworn to fight for you
Team Chaotix - They're detectives you want on your side
Team Chaotix - Their directive's tracking down your crime
Come along for the ride
The truth can run, but not hide for long - the game is on...now!
Remember when stealin' used to be a good deal
And when a crooked life would always pay? Well...
Now that the team's in town that's all gone underground
But it's a worry to this very day
A challenge had been issued by the Eggman
This mission's gonna need them all
And though his hope's grown thin and their outlook is grim
These three are gonna heed his call
Charmy's thing is dishing out first sting
And the green one cheers them on
Espio is clearly ready to go
Run down who'd do you wrong
Team Chaotix - They're detectives you want on your side
Team Chaotix - Their directive's tracking down your crime
Come along for the ride
The truth can run, but not hide for long - the game is on...now!
Team Chaotix - Sonic Heroes - what your problem needs
Team Chaotix - Watch those three go make the outlaws bleed
There's no way you can win
If it's trouble you're in
They're gonna kick your @#&%!
Team Chaotix!
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Double posted, but this song rocks too hard not to post it now.
Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's ne day here and the next day gone
Somethimes you bend and sometimes you stand
Sometimes you turn your head to the wind
There's a world outside ev'ry darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you anymore
Where brave are free and lovers soar
Come ride with me to the distant shore
We won't hesitate
Break down the garden's gate
There's not much time left today
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long
Through all these cities and all these towns
It's in my blood and it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This is the road and these are the hands
From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights
Knock me down get back up again
You're in my blood
I'm not a lonely man
There's no load I can't hold
Road so rough this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors
Gimme gimme gimme gimme yeah
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long
There was a distance between you and I
A misunderstanding once
But now we look in the eye
There ain't no load that I can't hold
Road so rough this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long
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With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeayea yeah!)
Iro asanai KIDDONAPPU MYUUJIKKU
Te to te ga shitte iru
Onaji DOA o NOKKU shitai
Kono koe ga kikoe tara tobi dashite
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah... yeah yeah yeah!)
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeayea yeah!)
Hazure yasui TIIN EIJI-GIA
Korogaru hihi mo
Sora to umi to daichi wa tada, aruga mama
Itsumo demo nige naize
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters...
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeah yeah yeah!)
I love the Pillows.
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The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cuz he was way behind
HOLY CRAP! I'd do the rest of the song, but I can't cuz it's way too freaking fast to type the lyrics to, and it's also too awesome. I might do it at some later point, but not now.....
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...And he was willin' to make a deal
Man, I had forgotten about that song! *runs off to download*
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I remember this song. the Devil and Johnny Bravo. It was the song the Devil went down to Gizeorgia, but only to smoke pot in a pot smoking contest with Johnny.
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You laid down his life
You're the one
You're the one
Never thought of giving up
Never run
Never run
Oh, without your help we could not have won
Not have won
And you saved us all from
Kingdom come
Made of solid steel
You weigh tons
Many tons
With exaust pipes on pipes on your arms
And a gun
Yes a gun
And your legacy had just begun
Just begun
And though Megatron has killed you
We'll continue
We'll continue
We, the Autobots do thank you
We will miss you
We will miss you
Once Orion packs now you're prime
Now you're prime
You're niaveness made you weak
And you died
Yes you died
But the Ariolbots went through time
Went through time
To ressurect your body's sweet design
On Cybertron we put up a fight
Such a fight
But the Decepticons brought power and might
Oh thier might
Forced all to Earth and that was our plight
Ugly plight
And it seemed there was no hope in sight.
And though Megatron ahs killed you,
We'll continue
We'll continue
We the Autobots do thank you.
We will miss you
We will miss you
They snuck up on our base after dawn
After dawn
In a shuttle that they stole
That belonged
That belonged
To a crew
Delivering Energon
Energon
Which we needed to reach Cybertron
Everything was going so wrong
Oh so wrong
Untill you
Careened at them headlong
Yes headlong
With the matrix in your chest beating strong
Beating strong
In astonishment we all looked on
And though Megatron has killed you
We'll continue
We'll continue
We, the Autobots do thank you
We will miss you
We will miss you
And though Megatron has killed you
We'll continue
We'll continue
We, the Autobots do thank you
We will miss you
We will miss you
Till all are one...
Till all are one...
Till all are one...
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U bi ididn't
Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this funky rap
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back, to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
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Ok, I know you forgot part of that song.
Take it to the fridge, Cranky!
Wa-wa-wa-walnuts, peanuts, pinapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconuts shells!
Aw yeah!
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I GOT THE WHOLE
WORLD
IN MY HANDS
I GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD
IN MY HANDS
I GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLD
IN MY HANDS
I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN MY HANDS!
...
Or something.
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Wake up,
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
Grab a brush and put a little,
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to,
Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
You wanted to,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
You wanted to,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
You wanted to,
I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die, Die,
Wake up,
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
Grab a brush and put a little,
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to,
Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
You wanted to,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
You wanted to,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
You wanted to,
I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
Father, Father, Father, Father,
Father/ Into your hands/I/commend my spirit,
Father, into your hands,
Why have you forsaken me,
In your eyes forsaken me,
In your thoughts forsaken me,
In your heart forsaken, me oh,
Trust in my self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die,
In my self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die.
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FInal Fantasy is an RPG
The only one I need
It's the RPG for me.
Final Fantasy is all that I play
All other games are lame
It puts them all to shame
I only buy games that are popular
I only buy the games magazines tell me to buy
That way I know I get good games for sure
I may have a shallow mind
But you can kiss my behind.
FInal Fantasy it consumes my life
And that is probably why
I'll never have a wife.
Final Fantasy has awesome music.
And that is probably why
It always gets remixed.
It is the only thing that I will listen to.
Oh sure one day it might drive me insane
You may think that I'ma fool
Well I'm here to say screw you!
Final Fantasy on Playstation 2
With music by Nobou
And Graphics by Wong Chu.
It is Final Fantasy number ten,
Must save the world again,
right here from my own den.
I hope I make it through the game just fine,
I don't know why i continue to buy each game
They'll be making these until the end of time.
Oh I guess that I will pay,
For these games 'til Doomsday!
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I love that flash so much... *Tears of happiness*
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NICE, KS. I forgot about that one! Good reminder! *thumbs up*
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Pink Triangle by Weezer; such an awesome song.
When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral prints
My mind begins the arrangements
But when I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I'd chill and settle down
When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone's a little queer
Can't she be a little straight?
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
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Anyone know what this song is called?
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
And no one know's what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling lowly lies
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance, that's never free
No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you!
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance, that's never free
When my fist clenches, clap it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh, and I die from fool
And if I shallow anything evil
Put your fingers down my throat
And if I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
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Livin here in Jersey
Fighting villians from afar!
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot car!
YOU DIG GIANT ROBOTS
I.. DIG GIANT ROBOTS
WE.. DIG GIANT ROBOTS
CHICKS! DIG GIANT ROBOTS!
Nyww nyww nyww nyw..
NiCE.
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OMG IDENTITY CRISIS! We really need to stop sharing tihs computer... -_-
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Stage Manager: Space Ghost, 15 seconds til showtime…
B: Boy, oh, boy! Time for my big rap song!
SG: How do I look, Zorak?
Z: Oh my gosh, Space Ghost! Look at your butt!
SG: Huh?
Z: It is so big! You look like one of those research guy's girlfriends!
SG: Oh, knock it off!
Z: But, y'know, who understands those research guys? They only talk to you because you have all the processed food, okay?
SG: You want a piece of me?
Z: No, not today, thank you.
B: Hey! This is supposed to be my song!
Z: Did you hear something, Space Ghost?
B: Hey!
SG: No.
B: Hey! HEY!!
Z: As I was saying, Space Ghost, your butt is just so big!
B: Listen to me!!!
Z: I can't believe, it's just so round, it's like, out there!
B: Nobody pays any attention to me! AAAH!!!
Z: I mean, gross!
B: NOT FUNNY!!! AAAH!!!
Z: Hey Space Ghost, where's… …Brak?!
(verse 1: Space Ghost)
I am Space Ghost, and I cannot lie.
You super villains can't deny
that when a guy walks in with his mighty power bands,
you will freeze, put up your hands,
and succumb… to the ways of good,
like your Mama told you you should.
Recently, I'm moonlighting.
In the talk show wars I'm fighting.
Oh, Banjo! I just interviewed a
Judy Tenuta.
I think she enjoyed her visit,
until Brak started yelling, ( B: ) "What time is it?!"
Hey, I think I'll flex
and show off my powerful pecs.
A real Ree-kay Suave-Oh,
more moves than Johnny Bravo. ( Johnny Bravo: ) Whoa mama!
Tights, white and milky.
Cape, smooth and silky,
like felt. I'm svelte.
And I sport an Inviso-Belt.
I'm tired of all the hosts
fighting over who's the most.
Sure the average guy's got a handsome face,
but can he fly through space?
So, Zorak! ( Z: ) "What?" Zorak! ( Z: ) "What?"
Will you play me to the desk? ( Z: ) "Yeah, right!"
Then play it! ( Z: ) "Play it!" Play it! ( Z: ) "Lard butt!"
Cuz I beat all the rest!
Baby's got Brak!
(scat trio featuring Brak)
( B: ) Hello, my name is Brak, from Cartoon Planet!…
SG: Baby's got Brak!
( B: ) Hello, my name is Brak, from Cartoon Planet!…
( B: ) Hello, my name is Brak, from Cartoon Planet!…
(verse 2: Zorak)
I am Zorak!
The man-… -tis who'll attack
the big fat stupid boob that's known as
Space Ghost! I'll fry 'em up like french toast!
Unless his power bands
go (*zap!) DANISH! (*zap!) (*boom!)
I ain't talkin about BirdMan,
I'm talkin 'bout the two ton pile of Spam!
My music's real slick and bluesy.
I'll rock your snoozy planet.
All the rest can can it.
Black Widow, Metallus and Tansit.
Now Lokar's at it again. ( Lokar: ) Arachnid!
Bookworm locust isn't my fan.
You can have that bug, man.
I'll keep on rulin like Klugman!
A helpful hint, go cower-under my power-uh,
cuz I mught devour ya!
I hit Brak with a rake, til I make him cry…
( B: ) "WAAH!" …til the break of dawn!
Zorak's got it goin on!
Space Cheese is a giant yawn.
All he does is pine and whine,
but I'd rather rock and mock.
Cuz I'm mean, and I'm green,
and I sing better than Ben Vereen!
So, Brak! ( B: ) "What?" Brak! ( B: ) "What?"
Do you wanna fix me a snack? ( B: ) "Okay!"
Then pass the pork saurkraut.
Even Moltar's got to shout!
( Moltar: ) "Baby's got Brak!"
(spoken)
Brak: Yeah, buddy… When it comes to females…
the cosmos ain't got nothin to do with my peaches and herbs…
36 - 20 - 40 in my big 'ol pick up- What was I talkin about?
(verse 3: Brak)
So ya heard of my days of glory,
and you wanna know what's my story.
Well this ain't exactly Dexter's Labratory.
My hunky-dorey
brains turned to putty, so I
went nutty, buddy!
Thay pihranamite radiation
HALF LOBOTOMIZED ME!!!
Some villains wanna conquer everything,
but me, I wanna dance and sing!
I get down, and funky,
but, HEY, I am not a monkey!
At school I didn't pass.
I brought a TV to class.
The teacher caught me watchin 'Cow and Chicken',
so he gave me a spankin.
Gonna cook you up a plate of beans,
and some torta-weenies!
Now what's the matter, you wanna get fatter?
Just try my 'pu pu pu platter!'
Even though I'm dumber than drool,
I'm still a crazy lovesick fool.
Hey ladies, how are ya doin?
I feel like Hoodlee-Hooin!
So if you want Brak to come down
and visit you in your town,
contact Ghost Planet Industries
( Brak with Zorak and Moltar: ) "AND MAKE THEM SET US FREE!!!"
Baby, I'm Brak!
(spoken and sang outro)
Z: Gabba gabba hey gabba click click click!
SG: Those aren't the words!
Z: Then you try it!
SG: Gotta doodle in my noodle, and his name's Minky Boodle!
Z: Minky Boodle!
B: Minky Boodle!
Z: Minky Boodle!
SG: Beautiful!
B: So be really good with all of your might!
SG: Evil villains, stand down from the funk!
B: Cuz Santy Claus is coming tonight!
Z: What does that have to do with anything?
B: I like Santy Claus!
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THAT'S what I call a good bump.
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Whyyyyyyyy I don't think you got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zorak.
Here to kick your aaaaasssssss.
Your aaaaassss.
I love beating people up.
It's what I do
And if your lame ass had any friends.
I'd kick their asses tooooo.
Ha.
Every time I see you coming I feel sick
But at least I know your ass is mine to kick.
Whhhhyyyyy don't you bend that fat load over
Hold it steady
Zorak's ready.
To kick your ass.
Aaaaaasssssss.
I'm gonna kick your right cheek
And then I'll kick your left cheek
Oh, then I'll kick both cheeks
Right on into next week
Gonna turn my foot sideways
Gonna kick that ass todays
There's another clueless chump
Time to have my foot meet rump.
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Anyone know what this song is called?
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
And no one know's what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling lowly lies
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance, that's never free
No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you!
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my concience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance, that's never free
When my fist clenches, clap it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh, and I die from fool
And if I shallow anything evil
Put your fingers down my throat
And if I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
<...Man, I hope he knows it by now...>
It's "Behind Blue Eyes", and it was probably originally done before you were born. It's a classic.
...For not knowing the classics, Trigger fails.*shot in the groin*
...And if you've learned it before now, I retract your failure.
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When you wake up
Make noise
Unless you're by yourself
Make noise
Unless you're by yourself
When you set
Yourself down
Might as well make yourself
Comfortable
When you set down
Make yourself
Comfortable
When you pray
When you pray
When you've lost
Lost your way
Might as well take in
The scenery
Lost your way
Take in
The scenery
When you dump
Don't refrain
Might as well pulverize
Thier heart as well
Don't refrain
Pulverize thier heart
When you kill
When you kill
A man
Might as well take out
The whole family
Kill a man
Take out
The whole family
When you take a dump
Make noise
Unless you're not alone.
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I am so rich!
I have won the lottery!
I'm going to buy a sports car!
You must buy me a fur coat!
I'm going to purchase the fastest sports car!
You idiot buy me a diamond ring!
A sports car!
Ring!
A sports car!
Ring!
A sports car!
Ring!
Oo oo ah ah oo oo ah ah oo ah ah!
Your mom's fat!
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THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT LIFE ITSELF. THE EVIL DUDES CARE ONLY ABOUT DORITOS AND KILLING. THE EVIL DUDES ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IT IS FUTILE TO TRY AND STAND UP AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. IF YOU DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE EVIL DUDES YOU MAY BE KILLED SECOND INSTEAD OF FIRST. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE A SECRET BASE AND YOU DON'T. THE EVIL DUDES GET TO RIDE IN A HEAVILY ARMED TEDDY BEAR THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU ALL RIDE IN YOUR CRAPPY-LOOKING STATION WAGONS. THE EVIL DUDES CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO. THE COOKIES HAVE NOT GONE TO HERSHEY'S COOKIES N CREAM CANDY BARS. THEY HAVE GONE INTO THE PALMS OF THE EVIL DUDES. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS A REALLY STUPID STATEMENT. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE KILLED THE MORON THAT ALLOWED THIS ACT OF PATHETIC TRANSLATION TO GET INTO THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ALL OTHERS BESIDES THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. YOU MAY NOT JOIN THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH COMFY CHAIRS INSIDE THEIR MACHINES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT GIVE A FLYING **** IF THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES LIKE TO SEE YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES ALREADY RULE THE WORLD. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COULD WALK OUTSIDE ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON. IF YOU WALK OUTSIDE THIS VERY MINUTE AND ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY KILLED IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY. DO NOT RALLY AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. SUBMIT TO THE EVIL DUDES.
Best song ever that isn't a song.
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Whoa, that's a blast from the past....well, if you consider a few months ago the past.
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My friends, each of you is a single cell in the great body of the State. And today, that great body has purged itself of parasites. We have triumphed over the unprincipled dissemination of facts. The thugs and wreckers have been cast out. And the poisonous weeds of disinformation have been consigned to the dustbin of history. Let each and every cell rejoice! For today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directive! We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology, where each worker may be bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths. Our Unification of Thought is a more powerful weapon than any fleet or army on Earth. We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death. And we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!
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Bow down!
Bow down!
Befor the bower of santa!
Or be crushed!
Be crushed!
Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
His jolly boots of doom!
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I want that Santa song on mp3..... heh.....
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Me to. Invader zim is awsome.
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Me to. Invader zim is awsome.
I can quote G.I.R for hours ^^ OMG I LOVE YOU KASAI
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Firelit stares takes me deep beneath
The overworld I no longer miss
Choice between the fist of a demon
And the seduction of an angels kiss
In sickness
In health
Shooting up the stealth
Wrath and desire of the ancients
Carnage, be done that lit the sun
Behold the black star rising
Wearer of horns
Bringer of pain
Tearing up my soul
A passionate provider
My heart is where the pain grow
You turn your face away
Another sleepless night
Dark clouds descending
With them a precious sight
Another place fortold
A palace for the frozen
Pray for the trust
True to the soil
Believers turn to dust
Cold dry veins, your eyes open wide
Pleasance of light is gone
Always lack of persistence
The never ending chase is on
The fury
The rage locked up in a cage
Breaking the boundaries of existence
Terror and screams
Don't know what it means
"Your ignorant virtues, haunt me now"
Final deal set
The end of the line
Inject the paradise
No longer in control
Your life flash before your eyes
You're sanctified
You turn your face away
Another sleepless night
Dark clouds descending
With them a precious sight
Another place fortold
A palace for the frozen
Pray for the trust
True to the soil
Blinded and drained by the fantasies and lies
The spark in your eye forever gone
Once strong but challenged by darkness and grief
The flame flickers weak and dies
You turn your face away
Another sleepless night
Dark clouds descending
With them a precious sight
Another place fortold
A palace for the frozen
Don't share your lust
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You lost your self respect
You gave it all away
for no good reason
what were you thinking
Flirt with me
If you want me to
I'll do it for you
When you got that
smile on your face
that look in your eye
So look into these eyes
and tell me what you see
do you see affection
the way it should be
come on
Flirt with me
If you want me to
I'll do it for you
When you got that
smile on your face
that look in your eye
you want everything
I am the first you will ever have
I am your lover
I'm your God
When I get close to you
When you got that
smile on your face
that look in your eye
you want everything
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Wannabe
Yeah you
You're just a wannabe
Do you want to be like me
Dum dum dummy
Dum dum dum
Feels like a hole inside
Can't breathe my lungs have dried
My heart's a bomb
Ready to go off
A wannabe
That's you
A fucking wannabe
Why do you want to be like me
You hate yourself
But rate yourself
As a number one
Feels like a hole inside
Can't breathe my lungs have dried
My heart's a bomb
Ready to explode
Brings out the prick in me
Don't think it's purity
I stick in you
Try to tell yourself
It ain't true
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Me to. Invader zim is awsome.
I can quote G.I.R for hours ^^ OMG I LOVE YOU KASAI
I love this show!
I'ma sing the doom song!
Doom Doom doom doom!
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It's not the way but
It's the will I'll assurt
I know the way you're
Thinking what you're
Gonna do next
I'm not gon' feel the
Way you want me to feel
What is the logic and
Reason that keeps
Me away
I know you wanna
Slam me into the ground
But what I see is just
A metaphore for madness
If there's another way
For you to break down
It's just to let you go first
And make a mistake
I know what you are made of
And I know what you're expecting
I know where you're gonna go
I know what you're gonna do
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He came alone to our fair town,
Our tower by the lake.
Katana at his side, in ghillie brogues
Left sorrow in his wake.
A kilt, a brush, a flying scarf
'Twas strange for the eye to see.
An artist and a warrior both
With the blood of two countries
But now the lad has found true love
by the cliffs of Scarborough-town
Now the fire of a life full-lived
Burns in his eyes so brown
One, two, three, four!
He's the Kamikaze Highlander
He's a half-breed samurai
He's living in this floating world
Drinking scotch and flying high
When he fights he fights to win
Yellow skin and a red beard
He's an almond-eyed gaijin
He's the Kamikaze Highlander
He's a half-breed samurai
He's living in this floating world
Drinking scotch and flying high
With his fair lass at his side
[lyric unresolved]
Japanese resolve, Scottish pride
Don’t even talk about retreat
He's the Kamikaze Highlander
He's a half-breed samurai
He's living in this floating world
Drinking scotch and flying high
He's a proud Canadian
He can draw up some real mean plans.
He loves montreal smoked meat
Too bad he can't skate worth a damn!
Sporran!
Hachimaki!
Sgian Dubh!
Katana!
Summer grasses -
All that remains
of soldiers' dreams.
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He came alone to our fair town,
Our tower by the lake.
Katana at his side, in ghillie brogues
Left sorrow in his wake.
A kilt, a brush, a flying scarf
'Twas strange for the eye to see.
An artist and a warrior both
With the blood of two countries
But now the lad has found true love
by the cliffs of Scarborough-town
Now the fire of a life full-lived
Burns in his eyes so brown
One, two, three, four!
He's the Kamikaze Highlander
He's a half-breed samurai
He's living in this floating world
Drinking scotch and flying high
When he fights he fights to win
Yellow skin and a red beard
He's an almond-eyed gaijin
He's the Kamikaze Highlander
He's a half-breed samurai
He's living in this floating world
Drinking scotch and flying high
With his fair lass at his side
[lyric unresolved]
Japanese resolve, Scottish pride
Don’t even talk about retreat
He's the Kamikaze Highlander
He's a half-breed samurai
He's living in this floating world
Drinking scotch and flying high
He's a proud Canadian
He can draw up some real mean plans.
He loves montreal smoked meat
Too bad he can't skate worth a damn!
Sporran!
Hachimaki!
Sgian Dubh!
Katana!
Summer grasses -
All that remains
of soldiers' dreams.
WHAT IS THAT SONG!!?!?! I FREAKING WANT IT
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THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT LIFE ITSELF. THE EVIL DUDES CARE ONLY ABOUT DORITOS AND KILLING. THE EVIL DUDES ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IT IS FUTILE TO TRY AND STAND UP AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. IF YOU DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE EVIL DUDES YOU MAY BE KILLED SECOND INSTEAD OF FIRST. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE A SECRET BASE AND YOU DON'T. THE EVIL DUDES GET TO RIDE IN A HEAVILY ARMED TEDDY BEAR THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU ALL RIDE IN YOUR CRAPPY-LOOKING STATION WAGONS. THE EVIL DUDES CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO. THE COOKIES HAVE NOT GONE TO HERSHEY'S COOKIES N CREAM CANDY BARS. THEY HAVE GONE INTO THE PALMS OF THE EVIL DUDES. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS A REALLY STUPID STATEMENT. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE KILLED THE MORON THAT ALLOWED THIS ACT OF PATHETIC TRANSLATION TO GET INTO THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ALL OTHERS BESIDES THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. YOU MAY NOT JOIN THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH COMFY CHAIRS INSIDE THEIR MACHINES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT GIVE A FLYING **** IF THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES LIKE TO SEE YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES ALREADY RULE THE WORLD. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COULD WALK OUTSIDE ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON. IF YOU WALK OUTSIDE THIS VERY MINUTE AND ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY KILLED IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY. DO NOT RALLY AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. SUBMIT TO THE EVIL DUDES.
Best song ever that isn't a song.
Quoted for awexomeness.
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In the words of Pokey.....
YES
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In the words of Pokey.....
YES
I concur.
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In the words of Pokey.....
YES
Dude, don't encourage them.
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I was five and she was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
I wore black and she wore white
She would always win the fight
Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
Seasons came and changed the time
And we grew up, I called her mine
She would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"
"Bang bang, I shot you down"
"Bang bang, you hit the ground"
"Bang bang, that awful sound"
"Bang bang, I used to shoot you down"
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang
Now she's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
She didn't even say "goodbye"
She didn't take the time to lie
Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
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I was five and she was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
I wore black and she wore white
She would always win the fight
Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
Seasons came and changed the time
And we grew up, I called her mine
She would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"
"Bang bang, I shot you down"
"Bang bang, you hit the ground"
"Bang bang, that awful sound"
"Bang bang, I used to shoot you down"
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang
Now she's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
She didn't even say "goodbye"
She didn't take the time to lie
Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
Hell...yes. Great song.
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I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love me
I'm begging you to beg me
I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love me
I'm begging you to beg me
Shine up the old man's shoes
Put on a brand new shirt
Come in to work and say
That you love me
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
See you crying?
Ohh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
See you crying?
You feel all alone without a friend
you know you feel like dieing?
Ooh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
See you crying?
I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love me
I'm begging you to beg me
I want you to want me
I want you to want me
I want you to want me
I want you to want me
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Captain planet he's a hero!
Gunna take polution down to zero
something something, something something,
Badguys who like to pollute and plunder!
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Captain planet he's a hero!
Gunna take polution down to zero
something something, something something,
Badguys who like to pollute and plunder!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS,CAPTAIN PLANET!
We're the planeteers, you can be one too.
'cause saving our planet is the thing to do.
Looting and polluting is not the thing.
Hear what Captain Planet, has to say.
THE POWER IS YOURS!
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Earth!
Fire!
Double E!
Water!
Spleen!
By your powers combined
I am JESUS H. CHRIST!
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Hey everybody I've got somethin' to tell, it's what I learned from relationship hell
Lust turns to disgust a heart of gold into rust a soft touch to a slap in the
face- it gets old it goes away
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you.
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you.
It never works but we keep tryin' like fools learning and breaking the rules
At first you're excited then you're less than delighted by the end you want them to drop dead it can't last, it's gone so fast
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you
The melody and the song itself is very funny. You should give it a listen.
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Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
They wont leave me alone at my job.
I try to sell some clothes they come into my store,
and hit on me their 16 I'm 24.
Well girls, they wouldn't notice me in High School so why now?
Oh when its illegal oh why now?
Girls would never date me when I was their age
Its just no fair when they were born I was 8.
They say they love me and want to have my kids,
they want to marry me I don't know what I did,
to get attention from girls this young
Well girls, they wouldn't notice me in High School so why now?
Oh when its illegal oh why now?
Girls would never date me when I was their age
And now they visit my work everyday.
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
Why am I stalked by these underaged girls?
They wont leave me alone at my job.
Oh yeah
oh yeah
oh yeah
OH YEAH!
I think they must be joking I just play along.
"Dude, what about that time you were asked to go to a prom?"
Ah, I totally forgot abou that...
Oh why do these underaged girls keep stalk me now,
Oh why do these underaged girls keep stalk me now,
Oh why do these underaged girls keep stalk me now,
Oh why do these underaged girls keep stalk me....
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I see no, hear no evil,
Black writings on the wall!
Unleash a million faces,
And one by one they fall!
Black-hearted evil,
Brave-hearted hero,
I am all I am, all I am!
I, I, I... I am!
Here we go buddy,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go!
Go ahead and try to see through me,
Do it if you dare! (Dare!)
One step forward, two steps back, I'm nowhere.
(One step forward, two steps back.)
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!!
Can you see all of me!?
Walk into my mystery!
Step inside, and hold on for dear life!
Do you remember me!?
Capture you or set you free!
I am all, I am all of me! (I am, I am all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
(Here we go! Here we go!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
Here we go! *'go' echoes*
I see and feel the evil,
My hands will crush them all.
You think you have the answer,
Well I laugh and watch you fall.
Black-hearted evil,
Brave-hearted hero,
I am all I am, all I am!
I, I, I... I am!
Here we go buddy,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go!
Go ahead and try to see through me,
Do it if you dare! (Dare!)
One step forward, two steps back, I'm nowhere.
(One step forward, two steps back.)
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!!
Can you see all of me!?
Walk into my mystery!
Step inside, and hold on for dear life!
Do you remember me!?
Capture you or set you free!
I am all, I am all of me! (I am, I am all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
(Here we go! Here we go!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
Here we go! *'go' echoes*
I am, I am everyone, everywhere, anyhow, anyway, any will, any day.
I am, I am everyone, everywhere, anyhow, anyway, any will, any day.
I am! I am! I am!
I am! I am! I am!
I am!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!!
Can you see all of me!?
Walk into my mystery!
Step inside, and hold on for dear life!
Do you remember me!?
Capture you or set you free!
I am all, I am all of me! (I am, I am all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
(Here we go! Here we go!)
I am! (I am - I'm all of me!)
Here we go! *'go' echoes*
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CJMErl: BEST. SONIC. SONG. EVAR.
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I'm in love with a girl who does not exist, but she's perfect in every other waaaaaaay, her legs are so long and her rack so grand and is living in my favorite anime.
*guitar kicks in*
I'm in love with a girl who does not exist and she's perfect in every other waaaaaaaay, her eyes are so big and her hair so blue and she wears school girl uniforms all day.
You may scorn me, you may judge me, you may say I have no life, but I have her.
........ I forget the rest.
Here's a link: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=1105378&sub=30980
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There was a little spanish flea
A record star he thought he'd be.
Crap, I can't understand the rest of it... Homer and his singing voice... oh well.
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They call me Dr. Worm
Good morning how are you?
I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting it
But I can handle critism
Show you what I know
And you can tell me
If you think
I'm getting better
On the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked
Cause I can't hear the doorbell
When I get into it
I can't tell if you are
Watching me
Twirling the stick
When I give the single my friend Rabible
Will play the solo
Some day somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name
They will
Call me Dr. Worm
Good morning how are you?
I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
And I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting it
But I can hanld critisim
I'll show you what I know
And you cant tell me
If you think I'm getting better
On the drums
I'm not a real Doctor
But the call me Dr. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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...Don't know all of it, but this verse kicks ass. It's Tom Wilson (Biff Tannen from the Back To The Future movies).
Went to the Barmitzvah of my nephew Josh
Now I'm not Jewish, but I like to gnosh
Put on my Yammakuh and started to pray
When the Rabbi leaned over and I heard him say:
Was that real manure?
...No it wasn't.
Was that real manure?
...NO!
Was that real manure?
Look, it's a movie,
so STOP ASKING ME THE QUESTION!
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CJMErl: Note to self - ASCII does not work here...
Yami CJMErl: ANYhow, on with the song!
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Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.
Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.
Jet sounds a distant roar behind you,
As you try to clear your head.
You start to look, and answers find you,
Your inner purpose lies ahead.
Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.
Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.
Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.
Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.
One step to calm the storm inside you,
Unlock the secrets in your head.
Not another day,
No more, confusion,
No more living like we're dead.
It seems it's just out of sight!
Those with answers always get their way!
But I think they should know,
That we're coming for them! (Now!!)
*Slight instrumental break*
Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.
Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.
Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.
Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.
Waking up,
Breaking out,
This is what it's like to be free.
Rip it up,
Tear it down,
This is what it means to be free.
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They call me Dr. Worm
Good morning how are you?
I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting it
But I can handle critism
Show you what I know
And you can tell me
If you think
I'm getting better
On the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked
Cause I can't hear the doorbell
When I get into it
I can't tell if you are
Watching me
Twirling the stick
When I give the single my friend Rabible
Will play the solo
Some day somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name
They will
Call me Dr. Worm
Good morning how are you?
I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
And I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting it
But I can hanld critisim
I'll show you what I know
And you cant tell me
If you think I'm getting better
On the drums
I'm not a real Doctor
But the call me Dr. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Thank you......... alot.
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Lazlo should put the lyrics for Captain Falcon's song in F-Zero GX up here.... I think that had words, I dun remember.
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I'm suprised no one's put the Monkey Rap in here.
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I'm suprised no one's put the Monkey Rap in here.
I have a better song.
Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward: A sailin' out to sea.
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!
Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, �cause we know just where to fire at!
Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear plugs!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.
Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.
Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
Bill: We're a pack a� scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin�!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singing�...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I�m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We�re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.
Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.
Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
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Hayatatatacha!
Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find
The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher
Kick – Punch – Chop - Block
Once more now
Kick – Punch – Chop - Block
Don’t get cocky, it’s gonna get rock
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now
Duck – Jump – Turn - Pose
Listen carefully
Jump – Pose – Duck - And turn
Hm, yeah I see you’re gettin’ better
Kick to the limit in order to get her now
Kick, punch – Chop, block – Chop, kick – Punch, block
It’s gonna get harder now
Duck and jump – Turn and pose – Duck and turn – Jump and punch
Come on now, why don’tcha follow my words
Because we’re almost done, I’ll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?
Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch
Hatatatacha! That’s it for today.
Good job, Parappa, you can go on to the next stage.
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You forgot the last line.
"Yahoo! Allright!"
Oh snap. And it's "You can go onto the next stage NOW"
I play Parappa too much.
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You forgot the last line.
"Yahoo! Allright!"
Oh snap.
I only got what Master Onion was rapping.
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Look at my post again ;)
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^%&#&^$%#$%@#!!!$@#%$^^##&*&*^)(&)(*_(__)*_)(&_*^(
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Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward: A sailin' out to sea.
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!
Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, �cause we know just where to fire at!
Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear plugs!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.
Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.
Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
Bill: We're a pack a� scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin�!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singing�...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I�m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We�re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.
Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.
Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.[/quote]
I. WANT. THAT. FREAKING. SONG.
Is it on mp3?
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Ya rly (http://www.worldofmi.com/features/lyrics/A%20pirate%20I%20was%20meant%20to%20be.mp3)
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XD, dudes!
...btw, is it just me, or did Haggis sound too muck like Scrooge McDuck?
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Yes, yes he did.
Perhaps that is because he IS the man who played Uncle Scrooge? ;) (Hint, hint)
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*super-Pimp-Slaps SuperYoshi*
Duh! I'm just saying that he couldn't have switched it up a bit? Gone Aussie or sumthin?
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I highly doubt you played Monkey Island 3. He is a giant Scottish man. Plus, his name is freakin' Haggis. Haggis, man. -_-
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xXxcellent
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Dick Pummel fails to see the point of this.*FACE'd*
Ich heisse Dick Pummel.
(translation: I am a Butterball Turkey in german)
The guy was Chinese.
Your point is lost.
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What? Alan Young is English, not Chinese.
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Dick Pummel was Chinese, not Alan.
Dick's I guy I knew in my middle school German class. The teacher would razz him about it daily. Poor chinese boy...
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I thought you were instulting me by calling me Dick Pummel...heh.
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Hell no, dude!
...Besides, Dick kicked a lot of asses through high school on the wrestling team, thanks to his Judo training.
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I now present to you, the emo song, in lyrics as close as I could get them. Of course, sometimes, when the emo dude is talking, it's hard to listen to him without wanting to stab my ears out. So without further ado...
Dear Diary
Mood: Appethetic
My life is spiraling downwards. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood-Red Romance and Sufficate Me Dry concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs, like Stab My Heart Because I love you, and, Part my Soul, and of course, Stabby Rip Stab Stab. And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thingy. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days.
I'm an emo kid
Non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too
If you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails
And makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough
To start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep
When I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression
Most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks
And our chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo
Is one step
Below transvestite!
Stop my breathing and slit my throat!
I must be emo!
I don't jump around when I go to shows!
I must be emo!
I'm dark
And sensitive
With low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
It's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy
They don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat!
I must be emo!
I don't jump around when I go to shows!
I must be emo!
Dye in my hair, and polish on my toes!
I must be emo!
I play guitar and write suicide notes!
I must be emo!
My life is just a black abyss, you know? So dark, and it's suffocating me, grabbing ahold of me, and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans. Which look great on me, by the way.
When I get depressed
I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped
Give me an erection
I write in a LiveJournal
And wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black
And cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth,
You can even catch me in the rye
And watch me jack off
I wear skin tight close
While hating my life
If I said I like girls,
I'd only be half right!
I look like I'm dead, and dress like a homo!
I must be emo!
Screw XBox, I play old-school Nintendo!
I must be emo!
I like to whine and hate my parentals!
I must be emo!
Me and my friends
All look like clones!
I must be emo!
My parents don't get me, you know? They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But, I mean, it's the two salbus. You get two, or four dudes to make out with each other without being gay, I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways. I don't know, diary, sometimes I think you're the only one who gets me. You're my best friend.
I feel like tacos.
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i sing now
"Nori!"
It all started when we first met,
And strapped on our guitars!
We made music so great and good
That soon we were rock stars.
The biggest in Japan,
With tons of screaming fans.
We're out on tour around the world,
So come and join the band!
Ein! Zwei! Drei! (German)
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible! NOW!
Put your bag in the back lets go
we got some hits to play
With the stage and the microphone
we rock out everyday
Rock to NY city
Comes next MTV
The systems grow we rock and blow
with songs to sing!!!
Dos! Tres! Cuatro! (Spanish)
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible!
-Battery Solo-
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi say "GO!"
Anything is possible!
We've grown so powerful,
Make yourself comfortable,
NOW!!!
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Oh man, you're cool now. I mean, really, how can you be so cool? It's like... I can't even keep up this joke anymore.
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Raugh @ roud.
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well yes, i like that song
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Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
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C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON EVERY BODY!
NA NA NANANANANNA
KATAMARI DAMACY
Na na NA NA NANANA
Katamari owns the swing
NA NA NANANANANNA
Katamari Damacy
NA NA NANANANANNA
Katamari owns the swing
......
crap, it's too illegible to keep going.
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I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate movies with happy endings
Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you
Like you
Like you
Like you
I hate wet dreams and masturbation
I hate everything that feels good like sex with you
I hate flowers and little birdies
Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you
I'm bored with your insanity
I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily
I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction
other people's pain takes my mind off you
I love puppies when they're road-kill
They're too cute too live, too cute to live
like you
I'm bored with immortality
I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love
I hate love so I hate you
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Get your party gown and get your pigtail down
And get your heart beatin' baby
Got my timin' right I got my act all tight
It's gotta be tonight
My little school babe
Your momma says you don't
And your daddy says you won't
And I'm boilin' up inside
Ain't no way I'm gonna lose out this time
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Lock your daddy out of doors
I don't need him nosin' around
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Give me all your love tonight
'You're such a dirty louse go get outa my house'
That's all I ever get from your family ties
In fact I don't think I ever heard
A single little civil word from those guys
I don't give a light
I'm gonna make out all right
I've got a sweetheart hand
To put a stop to all that
Snipin' and grousin'
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Take your little brother swimmin'
With a brick that's all right
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Or you ain't no friend of mine
Your momma and your daddy
Gonna blame me till I die
I can't understand it
'Cause I'm a peace lovin' guy
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Get that big big big big big big
Daddy out the door
Tie your mother down yeah
Tie your mother down
Give me all your love tonight
All your love tonight
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*a Lancer with a voice of gold enters the room*
*and breaks into song*
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
IIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNBBBBBBBBBULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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I can't believe you posted that before me! I sing that song nearly every day! Oh well...
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Different types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes
and cutaway coat, perfect fits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Dressed up like a million dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
or umb-er-ellas in their mitts,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Have you seen the well-to-do up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air
High hats and Arrow collars white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Puttin' on the ritz.
Puttin' on the ritz.