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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on August 21, 2005, 06:31:11 pm

Title: Ow..... My neck....
Post by: Swiftman on August 21, 2005, 06:31:11 pm: I'm suffering great pain in my neck. Muscles, bones, all of it is just raking in agony.

Though, I must say, how I got this pain was rather unorthodox...

See, it started yesterday, when I was all alone online, with my parents in Texas and my sister in Saskatoon, and none of my friends at my place due to bad weather. So I was all alone in my room, with only the internet as my calm for my disheartened mood.

Then on came Lazlo.

And he gave me songs that imparted such awesomeness that it made my neck hurt.

Why did my neck hurt from the songs?

Cuz I WAS HEADBANGIN TOO HARD! ARRRUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

The songs are from F-Zero GX, for GC, and I must say.... THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME!

To cemmemorate this occasion, I'll write a review for the four songs Laz managed to send me.

Fire Field: Laz says that there are two parts to this song, and that the second is better than the first even, but this one is ENOUGH FOR ME!! HA HA HEEA! It's got wicked awesome guitar music, sweet background noises, slow approaching climax, and everything one needs to have perfect headbangin music!

Challenge the Bloody Chain: The first of the songs that Laz sent me. It's just techno music, but I can't help but love it. It's a song so totally great that it just roxxorz my boxxorz. *checks, and sees boxers roxxing*

John Tanaka: THIS is my FAVORITE OF THEM! It sounds EXACTLY like it's from an NES sound chip! AND IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME! It's still upbeat and totally sweet, yet it sounds like it would belong on a game from 1988!

Black Shadow: Now THIS is a masterpiece. It's my least fav of the other three, but it's still damn great. It has sweet synthesizer music, and a strange haunting voice in the background, giving me chills with awesomeness and strange fright. (no no more really, since I've listened to it on continuous repeat for about..... 20 minutes?)

And I think I lost 2 pounds on just moving my head up and down, headbanging to these songs. And that's headbanging. Not counting the hardcore dancing I've been doing to them too.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/headbanginmegaman5tv.gif)

Like that.

Want those songs? Don't ask me. Ask Lazlo. He knows where to get them.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 21, 2005, 06:34:24 pm: Yeah, they rawk hardcore, when I first found them, I linked the page on every forum I ever went to. Anyway, Swift, you can't headbang, you have curly hair. You need long straight hair to effectivly headbang.
*Has owned you through science.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 21, 2005, 07:32:07 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/swiftfacefullcopy.gif)

Picture me as that instead of my real face. I like that better, really. (and he has straight hair! HA! BIZOWNED)
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Post by: Superyoshi on August 21, 2005, 08:00:03 pm: My neck and back hurt a lot. That's scoliosis for ya :P
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Post by: Peaches on August 22, 2005, 01:34:23 am: Oh, Swift. Your many injuries are hilarious.

F-Zero is a pretty sweet racing game; if I were to playa racing game, that would probably be it.
Title: Ow..... My neck....
Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 01:38:44 am: Lazlo says a good many things about F-Zero GX. Frankly, I cna't wait til the TPH Campout when we have a big screen, four players, surround sound, and sub woofers, all for maximum enjoyment...
And so what if my injuries are humurous? Something wrong with taking these sort of things with a grain of salt? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/bob05.gif)

And SY, what's scoliosis? I'm too busy to get google going on it.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 01:39:26 am: Yeah, I know how ya feel, Swift. I was playing F-Zero on my SNES the other day and I got a concussion because I played too hard.
Title: Ow..... My neck....
Post by: Peaches on August 22, 2005, 01:42:33 am: What is this TPH campout you speak of? I'm interested to death. Is it actually going to happen? Because I'd love to come.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 01:43:49 am: It's pretty self-explanatory. Members of TPH go and camp-out. Of course, I don't plan on going. Sorry.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 01:49:43 am: WHAT!? Jehuty, You HAVE to go! What if it was all expenses paid? Flight there and back, food, fun, everything for free. We jsut... We gotta have you there, Jehuty! You're an awesome guy! We can't aford to NOT have you there!

And Peaches, it's just a thing we're bouncing the idea around about everyone that's in TPH and gathering them all at one location for extreme gaming. 3 TV's, GC's, PS2's, MAYBE X-box (though I doubt it) Revolution (it'll be out by then) And of course, 4 comps hooked up in a LAN with Starcraft, Unreal Tournament, and Descent (Naturally! ^_^)

It'll be great. Jehuty, you WILL be going. No questions asked.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 01:52:26 am: This whole forum thing I do isn't very known by my parents. You see. It's kinda of a semi-secret. My folks know that I visit forums and talk with other people, but they don't want me so involved in it.
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Post by: Peaches on August 22, 2005, 01:54:18 am: Yes, then with the passing of the Great Campout you will have transcended simple forum contacts. We will be one, COME. . . JOIN US.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 01:55:38 am: Jehuty, my parents don't even know I talk to people I met only online in any way, shape or form. Does that mean that it's going to stop me from going? No! It's probably not going to happen for a number of years! We'll all have our own places by then!
Title: Ow..... My neck....
Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 02:03:05 am: If it's going to happen years from now, I'd probably have my own place by then, meaning I could probably go.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 02:04:52 am: Good to hear, good to hear! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/swiftthumbs.gif) Glad to have you aboard, Jehuty!
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Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 02:05:51 am: But how far from now?
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 02:08:40 am: Nothing is for sure yet. We jsut know that it's going to happen,a nd what's going on at the place. We don't know where it's going to be, when it's being held, nothing so far. There's still lots to be thought about. Hopefully we can hold the funds for the place, etc etc. It's all up in the air so far.
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Post by: Sophih on August 22, 2005, 03:05:37 am: awww /comfort
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Post by: Superyoshi on August 22, 2005, 11:12:51 am: Quote from: "Swiftman"

And SY, what's scoliosis? I'm too busy to get google going on it.

Some thing where my spine isn't straight. It's not serious, really, only problem is my back and neck hurt once in a while and I can't stretch too good (for example, it's impossible for me to be able to touch my toes).
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Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 12:40:43 pm: I know how ya feel, SY. My doctor said I had Scoliosis too =C. It really sucks and my parents won't let me carry a regular back pack to school, since it'll hurt my back. So, I am forced to carry around a luggage/rolling backpack.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 01:24:40 pm: Oh man, if I had scoliosis..... You could call me "Scrapman" instead. I love to be able to move around so freely.... Thus is what the Swiftman is......

HOLY CRAP Johnny Bravo is on! I better go! *runs very quickly*
Title: Ow..... My neck....
Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 01:26:38 pm: Wait. Johnny Bravo is still on the air? I thought it was taken off like 2 years ago?
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 01:30:25 pm: Not in Canada! WHEEEEEEEE! I LOVE that show!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 22, 2005, 06:00:06 pm: Even my dad loves that show. Johnny Bravo was the alst good cartoon after Dexter's Laboratory.

Anyway, TPHcon 2006 will happen. It may not be a campout, but it will happen next year. Somewhere. Maybe an alternate dimension, i hear they're nice that time of year.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 06:36:42 pm: Nah. Altenate dimensions always end up in weird anime RPG adventures.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 22, 2005, 06:38:50 pm: But those are fun! Maybe we'll meet our evil counterparts in those dimensions, Gabricornious Lazlo and Bizzaro Jehuty
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Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 06:40:11 pm: o_O Yeah, I'd like to see that happen. Then, we would travel on a world map and buy an airship and save princesses.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 22, 2005, 06:43:08 pm: Peh, we'd steal our airship from those pansy heros.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 07:15:39 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/negascowlcopy.gif) Nega Swiftman will have his revenge for his defeat by my hand.... (FYI: nega Swiftman is my evil conscience and my evil alternate too. Skull summoned him up one time)

And I'll try to bring my Pyro-GX or Skiver to that alternate dimension. Skiver can seat 24, if you squeeze them in a little.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 22, 2005, 07:22:55 pm: I remember when I "squeezed in" with Lacus and Kary. By the way, I still have to get that mess out of the lounge, sorry.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 07:38:17 pm: Nah, don't worry Laz. What's Minion for? Don't worry about cleaning the Skiver when you give it back. To be truthful, I've been using th Napalm mech a lot.... In fact, just keep the Skiver until I need it. The Pyro-GX is enough for me.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 22, 2005, 08:33:45 pm: Cool. Skiver is a total pimpmobile.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 09:37:15 pm: Why do you think I know so many girls? They all love my huge mech. The size of my mech drives them wild. They can't help but ride on my huge mech.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 22, 2005, 09:38:56 pm: That sounded weird................... "They can't help but ride on my huge mech"???
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Post by: Swiftman on August 22, 2005, 09:45:12 pm: Innuendo abound there, Jehuty.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 23, 2005, 02:27:33 pm: Ya'know, Swift, with all your huge mechs, one would think you might be trying to compensate for something.. Is witto Swiffy insecure?
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Post by: NeoCalculus on August 23, 2005, 03:52:54 pm: You know what? I just found out how totally sweet a band Daft Punk is. Rock rock on.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 23, 2005, 05:37:29 pm: It's true, they're badass aswell!
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Post by: Herb on August 23, 2005, 07:07:20 pm: Yea i like Daft Punk aswell