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Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 06:56:10 am
Freaking second coolest song ever. (http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_worf_song.mp3)
Best song ever (http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3)

If you haven't heard these before, get out of your freaking cave.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 06:57:41 am
But I like my cave! =O It's so cozy!
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 06:59:09 am
Come on! It's the Worf song and the Picard song! Download them now and have an eargasm! Glory to the Empire! Captian, Jean-Luc Picard of the Yes Ess Ess, Ent-er-prise!
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 07:01:00 am
Already downloaded them and am listening to Picard song right now. XD

But not nearly as eargasmic as several other things I can think of.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 07:02:53 am
Yeah, maybe that was a bit much saying they're the best songs, but they're still pretty damn awesome.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:16:06 am
YOU LIED TO ME?!?!?! THEY AREN'T THE BEST?!?!

Meh, they are pretty awesome, I wonder what whoever made them used to make them.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:27:59 am
Probably a computer...
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:28:46 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Probably a computer...


...=_=....*shanks*

I meant what kinda PROGRAM he used to make them.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:29:47 am
I don't know, probably yermom.EXE. Owned.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:30:44 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
I don't know, probably yermom.EXE. Owned.


=_=

...NUTCRACKER! *nutcracks with a diamond toed boot*
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:35:28 am
However, what you don't know is that I was wearing a diamond cutter for a cup! Avast!!
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:36:51 am
However, you did not know that I had a BLOWTORCH on my other foot...NUTCRACKER! *nutcracks with blowtorch*
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:38:15 am
However, I cut off your leg, so I win.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:38:39 am
However, you missed, and cut off your own big toe.

I win.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:39:38 am
But then my big toe transformed into a super giant crawling spleen with a poseable thumb, and it ate your soul. I win.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:41:07 am
Unfortionitly for Lazlo, my soul may be gone, but I own 1% of Rick's, so I still live.


Trigger then pulls a pelvic distruption blaster off the wall and destroys Lazlo's crotch, he then orders an Elite Bot to break his jaw and make him choke on his own teeth and blood. when the Elite Bot is done, Trigger makes The Catgirl-bot fire it's lasers at Lazlo, leaving nothing but a smoking pile of entrails.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:42:01 am
Said entrails choke Trigger to death, then back to life, then to death once more.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:43:01 am
Then a catgirl medic comes and brings Trigger back to life, then I play with her ears and tail for abit, THEN remember your entrails were still here, and I squish them with an anvil.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:46:40 am
But one toenail escaped, so it crawled into your shower, and the next time you take one (it will wait that long) you're going to step on it, and it's going to cut you and give you a pretty bad infection!
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:48:44 am
Trust me, you will wait a LOOOONG time, if your waiting for me to take a shower.

being the complete SASQUATCH that I am, I don't take showers often. Hell, it's been about 2 weeks since my last one.

And unless I need to go OUTSIDE, I won't be taking one anytime soon.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:50:00 am
If I have to I'll wait until after you're dead.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 08:50:41 am
You'll also have to wait till after I wake up again....

I'm going to sleep...Later dude....
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 08:51:41 am
I didn't think you slept...
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Trigger on July 14, 2005, 09:27:57 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
I didn't think you slept...


Even I require Sleep. ;P
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Superyoshi on July 14, 2005, 10:04:35 pm
Anyone who visits YTMND knows these songs well.  I never liked Star Trek too much to be honest.  I had Captain Picard, Worf, and that dude who looked like Cyclops action figures when I was a kid, though.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Herb on July 14, 2005, 10:34:53 pm
i looooove all the DO A BARREL ROLL sites at YTMND
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Superyoshi on July 14, 2005, 10:35:46 pm
Yeah, they're the best XD.  It's funny, cause in 97 when I first got it.  I thought I was the only one who found the line funny.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 14, 2005, 11:31:06 pm
I used to not pay attention to it until I realized that Peppy said that to get you out of nearly every single situation int he game :)
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Superyoshi on July 15, 2005, 01:35:42 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
I used to not pay attention to it until I realized that Peppy said that to get you out of nearly every single situation int he game :)

Actually he only says it once or twice throughout the whole game, depending what path you go to.  Even though I find it funny that he doesn't say "To barrel roll press Z or R twice!" until in the later levels XD.
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 15, 2005, 05:04:04 am
Heh, you haven't played Assult, have you?
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: NeoCalculus on July 17, 2005, 01:42:37 am
All I gotta say is....

freaking sweet song clip (http://kirksong2.ytmnd.com/)
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 17, 2005, 01:44:29 am
Hyeah, that one's awesome!
Title: Worf, son of Mohg
Post by: Herb on July 18, 2005, 02:02:12 pm
haha it has that 4 Strings song in the background