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General => Segregation => Topic started by: RetroJape on September 24, 2006, 11:40:50 am

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: RetroJape on September 24, 2006, 11:40:50 am

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/RetroJape/pron-1.jpg)

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 25, 2006, 02:58:35 pm

Little boys who lie in bed with Hagrid should expect tragedy to visit them on a regular basis.

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Herb on September 25, 2006, 03:07:00 pm

...a MASSIVE tragedy at that.



...like, a FUCKING HUGE SEX MOLEST RAPE tragedy

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: berserkchip on September 25, 2006, 09:34:40 pm

"I better go tame me dragon."

"Oh. did you get a new pet, hagrid?"

"........ no."

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Superyoshi on September 25, 2006, 10:04:38 pm

Quote from: "berserkchip"

"I better go tame me penis."

"Oh. did you get a new pet, hagrid?"

"........ WELL.....WE WAITED TILL *RAPES*."

Fixed

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Herb on September 25, 2006, 10:27:35 pm

Quote from: "berserkchip"

"I better go tame me hemroids."

"Oh. did you get another new disease, hagrid?"

"........ yes, but only because of the...uh....*RAPES*."

Scenario 2

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 25, 2006, 11:26:14 pm

Clutching his broken glasses to his face, Harry stared around.

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Herb on September 26, 2006, 12:20:10 am

Quote from: "Yaminomalex"

Clutching his broken glasses to his face, Harry stared around.

His asshole has never been THIS wide before from Hagrid's enormous throbbing cock, even that time his, Ron's, and Hermione's wand and Harry's broomstick were in it.

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on September 26, 2006, 07:45:47 pm

Quote from: "Herb"

Quote from: "Yaminomalex"

Clutching his broken glasses to his face, Harry stared around.

His asshole has never been THIS wide before from Hagrid's enormous throbbing cock, even that time his, Ron's, and Hermione's wand and Harry's broomstick were in it.

Quite.

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: berserkchip on September 26, 2006, 10:15:38 pm

Eww!  and it takes a LOT to get me grossed out at something.

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Herb on September 26, 2006, 10:25:10 pm

Quote from: "berserkchip"

Eww!  and it takes a LOT to get me grossed out at something.

I could go way worse

Any of us could

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: mothman47 on September 26, 2006, 10:47:17 pm

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/joeisthedude/yamibeetus.jpg)

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 26, 2006, 10:48:12 pm

I'm not that fat.

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: mothman47 on September 26, 2006, 10:53:46 pm

freakin liar.

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 26, 2006, 11:30:59 pm

Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu .

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: berserkchip on September 27, 2006, 02:25:40 pm

dattebayo!

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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 28, 2006, 05:55:38 pm

Holy shit, someone picked up the reference.

Check out the big brain on Berserk. You're a smart motherfucker aren't you?

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: Superyoshi on September 28, 2006, 05:56:46 pm

Quote from: "Yaminomalex"

Check out the big brain on Berserk. You're a smart motherfucker aren't you?

I don't remember asking you a God damn thing.

Title: LET'S SOCK, CUCKLEARNERS!
Post by: berserkchip on October 01, 2006, 11:46:12 pm

I'd like to thank dattebayo, youtube, toshiro masuda, and jun senoue.

... and cobra.