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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on May 20, 2005, 11:39:39 am

Title: Input a word!
Post by: Swiftman on May 20, 2005, 11:39:39 am: Let's liven the forum up a bit.

Input a word into the Swiftionary, and the definition will come out as soon as I can update it. (if it's a very difficult word like Hattenschwiler, then I may need a bit of an overview for it.)

Like... I'll start with this:

Minion: (noun) min-ee-in: 1. An underling that is completely under your control. (eg: Broom is comepletely under Swiftman's control, but only to a point) 2. A mid-boss in Twisted metal 2, psx game. 3. A very effective anti-depressent not yet made. It will escalate people's happiness to a point that when they smile, it gives the impression that you'll go for their necks.

See? Just like that. The Swiftionary will answer everything you need answered.
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Trigger on May 20, 2005, 12:25:27 pm: I still have no idea where I can find said Swiftionary....

But I'll try anywyas....Heres a word: Samoflange

Now give me the deffinition!
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Swiftman on May 20, 2005, 01:11:23 pm: The Swiftionary is around somewhere her. I jsut don't have the time or internet connection to look for it. (Maybe ask Lazlo.)

Samoflange: (verb and noun) Sam-o-flange 1. To use a sumo wrestler as a projectile weapon (may require siege weapons) 2. A part of the throat that balances the vocal cords, thus providing perfect speech. 3. A new type of tank that can use heavy blunt objects as weapons

First one! Anyone else have any requests?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 20, 2005, 08:01:27 pm: Oh! I want to play too, but since I'm horrible at making up words I'll just try to beat Swiftman to making up definintions.

..After running a search of the word "Swiftionary" by author "Swiftman" I found nothing... 4 threads that only have mentions of the great work.
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Post by: Sophih on May 20, 2005, 08:15:31 pm: *imputs a word* "Sophih"
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Post by: Bladegash on May 20, 2005, 09:40:52 pm: Painsaw, what chainsaws should've been called.
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Post by: Herb on May 20, 2005, 10:17:52 pm: hows about "kreblakistan" or "jergitidation"
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Swiftman on May 21, 2005, 09:40:50 am: Ack! So many! Oh well, I'll work on them

Sophih: (noun) So-fee 1. definitions not ready yet...

Painsaw: (noun) pane-saw 1. An alternate, more favourable name for the common tree-felling tool chainsaw. 2. What a chainsaw is called when not used for it's intended purpose.

Kreblakistan: (noun) kre-black-is-taan 1. A word made up by a crazy Georgian that has no meaning whatsoever.

Jergitidation: (verb) Jerg-i-ti-dae-shun 1. (adult!) To masterbate vigourously 2. Another term used in place of "Jurisdiction", usually followed by gales of laughter.

Keep em' coming!
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Post by: Sophih on May 21, 2005, 05:56:05 pm: ROFL hmmm "DAH" and " 'ello "
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Post by: Swiftman on May 21, 2005, 06:20:00 pm: DAH: (onomodapeia) DAH: 1. another word that means the same as "DUH." 2. A Russian term for "uhh..."

'ello: (pronoun) el-lo 1. A short way to say "Hello." 2. A girl-lego like product with the most annoying theme song.
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Post by: Herb on May 21, 2005, 06:34:17 pm: haha nice kreblakistan def.

but actually its used in the second austin powers movie in the very beginning during the jerry springer scene
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Post by: Swiftman on May 21, 2005, 06:42:12 pm: I haven't ever seen any of the Austin Powers movies.

Any more definitions? Neothe0ne? Protoman?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 22, 2005, 12:03:57 am: Hey... I seem to have lost my character map... if anyone could help me to remember where it's located (not the start menu) please do. I doubt it just dissapeared from my computer...
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Swiftman on May 22, 2005, 12:08:10 am: Try control panel?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 22, 2005, 12:08:54 am: Damn, they don't call you Swiftman for nothing, do they? Anyway, let me see if it's there...
Nope...
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Post by: Swiftman on May 22, 2005, 12:10:25 am: Try control panel and fonts. I used to know where there was a character map program (on windows 3.1 >_<)
*EDIT*
I clocked Lazlo's help request in the same freakin minute he posted it. BEAT THAT, TRIGGER!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 22, 2005, 12:11:16 am: If you could remember it's probably in the same place...
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Post by: Swiftman on May 22, 2005, 12:13:11 am: Hell no. Windows 3.1 is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY different than XP/98. So different it's funny.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 22, 2005, 12:25:15 am: Then I must have remembered wrong, because things like clipboard viewer were in the same area, or so it seemed to me.
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Post by: Swiftman on May 22, 2005, 12:30:55 am: you must've remembered incorrectly, because 3.1 is a completely different interface compared to new windows. Accessing everything is infinently different. Nothing is the same.
As for your character map, wait'll someone smarter like neothe0ne answers.
to stay on topic a bit...

neothe0ne (noun) neo the one 1. A person that has skills at ripping music that is paralelled by only one person. 2. The main character of The Matrix series of movies. 3. One of the most parodied characters on the internet (next to megaman, Mario and Link)

See?
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 22, 2005, 12:36:51 am: I was going to write "An extremely cool person with too much time on his hands." but I couldn't get my character map to do the pronuciation guide...
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Swiftman on May 22, 2005, 12:52:00 am: Inputing what the Swiftionary says is MY job only. No one else must do it.
Besides, who here doesn't have lots of time on his/her hands?
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 22, 2005, 01:07:45 am: I'm not imputing words, I just wanted to suggest a definition.
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Post by: Swiftman on May 22, 2005, 01:23:03 am: Oh, ok. Sorry, misinterpretted. But, that covers a lot of people.
Let's see...
Sophih, Protoman, Bladegash, Herb, me, and more.

*UPDATE!*

'Kreblakistan' has found a new definition!

Kreblakistan: (noun+pronoun) kre-black-is-tan 1. A word made up by a crazy Georgian. 2. A term used in Austin Powers (author was not proficient in this series) 3. The ultimate term to express exasperation. (eg: "I hate you." "Kreblakistan!")
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Herb on May 22, 2005, 11:28:13 am: HAHAHAHA

now THATS a definition
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Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 06:35:13 am: Quote
I clocked Lazlo's help request in the same freakin minute he posted it. BEAT THAT, TRIGGER!

Oh I have.

Have you ever made a post, and KNEW what someone was gonna say, so went ahead and made another post before hand, then hit oreview and thought you saw their post there and posted again?

Yeah I have........Then got called a spammer for double posting. And once someone posted something in reguards to a post I had just made, then when I posted in reguards to his post, he had deleted his post, then reposted it after my post. So I have posted a response BEFORE that person posted his response to my first statment.

Then got called a "Fucking n00b". XD

its funny how easily people get pissed off. And how many retarded words they can come up with.

N00b: (noun) new-uub; 1 A word used by retards. 2 The next 'asshole'

Uses for the word 'n00b':

"Fuck you, you stupid n00b! "

"STFU NOOB!"

" Mr.n00bgotownedbyMike!!"

I'm no good at making deffinitions.
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Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 09:37:08 am: No, I didn't know Lazlo was on the site even, and I just saw that there was a new post, so I read it and responded to it, all under 50 seconds.

And as said before, inputting words is MY job. Believe me, I'll do n00b later.
Is your PMM forum name Trigger or something else?
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 09:39:26 am: Quote from: "Swiftman"
No, I didn't know Lazlo was on the site even, and I just saw that there was a new post, so I read it and responded to it, all under 50 seconds.

And as said before, inputting words is MY job. Believe me, I'll do n00b later.
Is your PMM forum name Trigger or something else?

Its DrifterX.

Though as you know, recently I took a few weeks away from the forums, so my PpD are probably less now.....But I am in the top 10 posters.
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Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 09:43:35 am: Gee. I always use one name for everything. That way people know it's me regardless of where they see it.
I'm number 2 poster here on TPH! Maybe I'm just submit happy.
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Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 10:04:36 am: I always use an alias.

I have my reasons to do so. But that is irelevant.

I think were both submit happy, I had garnered over 600 posts in less then a month. On a forum with 19 members. XD
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 10:06:41 am: Yeah, we're both submit happy. At least I like my new avatar way more than my old one. Wheeee!
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 10:08:35 am: XD

If only the Avatar limit wasn't less then 25, then I could use my Trigger stuff.

Wow, we kinda got off track soooo...

Tedyerchezoz is the word.
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 10:13:10 am: I had to do quite a bit of resizing to make this avatar fit. It's my favorite game ever.

You know Trigger, you still haven't requested a word.... (The word 'Swift' is exempt.)
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 10:13:58 am: I requested the word Tedyerchezoz !!!!!!

Maybe you just didn't see it or whatever but I did. =P
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Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 10:22:11 am: Tedyerchezoz: (noun) Ted-yer-chez-oz 1. A Latin name for "Trigger" 2. A largly unknown town in Russia 3. A new model of tank developed by Nazi Germany that would have turned the tide on their favour, had they not been defeated before the prototype was built.

Was that satisfactory?
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Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 10:25:07 am: Yes....yes it was. =) A largely unknown town in Russia LMOA XDDD

Ooooooo I'm make you slave to find out new deffinitions.

Splangleberry

Cacklemier

And Sniffldorf

Hop to it. >=)
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Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 10:38:14 am: Splangleberry: (noun) spang-gel-berry 1. A new make of fruit found only in USA, so it was named after it's flag. 2. Tastier than a Schnozberry.

Cacklemier: (noun) cak-l-meyer 1. The last name of a guy I know. (serious!) 2. A new type of ship used in the Privateer universe; has heavy firepower and shields, but not much manueverability (in experimental stages; not completed)

Sniffldorf: (pronoun) sniffle-dorf 1. What Ganondorf was called when he was a small child, since his name was funny and people made fun of him because of it.

There we go. It's hard to top me, Trigger. Keep em' coming!
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 10:53:46 am: XDDD ROFL Sniffledorf XD

ok ok ok letsa see here....

Cabalatle

Laleluleloo

Cominageha!

:D
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 11:49:17 am: Cabalatle: (pronoun) Ca-bal-atle 1. "Cow battle" in hick language.

Laleluleloo: (noun) La-le-lu-le-loo 1. What hicks call indoor plumbing. "Sounds mur profezinal thn "Super-loo!"

Cominageha!: (verb) Co-min-a-he-ha! 1. The next dumb move created for either Ken, Ryu, or Goku. (copyright Capcom)

That all you got?
Title: Input a word!
Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 11:51:03 am: This isn't gonna turn into another RP battle is it? Cuase this time I'll have nucklear missle disabler drones. >=)

Ok then how about

Cabotle

Hankerage

Tenquanfuz
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Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 12:13:00 pm: Cabotle: (onomotapeia) Ka-bottle 1. A cartoonish sound that comes from hitting someone witha bottle. (eg: "You look funny! *cabotle!*)

Hankerage: (verb) hank-er-age 1. A new dance, famous among hicks. (eg: "I'm hankering fer some hankerage!") 2. Some new style of hanky use. 3. A new name for Hank's Tool Shop that is much more interesting.

Tenquanfuz: Ten-quan-fuz 1. I have no freaking clue...

No, this isn't gonna be another RP battle. That's what the other topic is for.
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Post by: Herb on May 23, 2005, 01:04:47 pm: jeez, you all are REALLY post-happy

Laleluleloo is a secret organization in the Metal Gear Solid Series
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Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 03:33:21 pm: Quote from: "Herb"
jeez, you all are REALLY post-happy

Laleluleloo is a secret organization in the Metal Gear Solid Series

SHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You weren't supposed to tell him.
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Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 06:22:47 pm: Tell me what? >_> <_<
What?
C'mon, tell me!
I wanna know!
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Post by: Herb on May 23, 2005, 06:42:13 pm: what?

we have no clue what you're talking about (p.s. im being held hostage by liquid so i cant say anything else)
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Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 07:21:48 pm: I'll bust you free, Herb!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/skivertrans.png) I'm coming to your aid! We need every Georgian we can get!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lacushead.jpg) All takeoff procedures are ready to go!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/skivertrans.png) Thanks you, Lacus! Set coordinates for the last transmission from Herb!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lacushead.jpg) That transmission was coded. It's untraceable.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/skivertrans.png) Blast! We'll need to assemble our crack hacker team!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png) Trigger aka DrifterX!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/lazlo.gif) Lazlo Falconi!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/neothe0ne.gif) Neothe0ne!

You three! Start working on Herb's location! Where can Herb be?
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Post by: Trigger on May 23, 2005, 07:25:14 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/trigger.png)"He's at.....

THE PIZZA PLACE!!!

No wait...that can't be right....Ummm....RIGHT NEXT TO THE PIZZA PLACE!!! Wait...thats the stripper place..."
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Post by: Herb on May 23, 2005, 07:59:25 pm: This is not "Herb", this is his captor, just to show you how serious I am about killing him, take a look at this:

(http://members.iinet.net.au/~twisted/art/hostage.jpg)
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Post by: Swiftman on May 23, 2005, 10:14:10 pm: Why would they take aa Georgian hostage? Oh well.
*pops out the Skiver's sniper rifle add-on*
annnnnnnnnnndd....
*snipe*
captor is dead. You're free to go, Herb. And how come you're bald?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 23, 2005, 10:55:31 pm: Noo! Why do you post when I'm not here?
Anyway, no knocking the word "n00b," everyone uses it, from super awesomeness like me, to n00bs like Slokunshialgo.
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Post by: the_broom on May 24, 2005, 07:47:27 am: I learned that there's difference between n00b and newb. Isn't a newb someone that's new and is willing to learn, and a n00b doesn't want to learn, and remains to use that infernal language they use.
Is that true?
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Post by: Herb on May 24, 2005, 01:05:33 pm: thanks for everything guys now i am free!!!!

and yes, i agree with you about the difference between newb and n00b
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on May 24, 2005, 06:29:27 pm: Exactly, n00b is derogetory, newb is just a lable, because lables are a good thing.
(http://www.kpl.gov/teen/images/BuzzworthyBooks/thumbsup_lg.gif)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 17, 2005, 11:26:38 pm: Exacatical. adv. Used to indicate agreement. Derived from the slang "Exacaticaly"
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Post by: Swiftman on November 18, 2005, 08:06:30 am: That picture is from Michigan.

ew.

*shot*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 18, 2005, 12:36:37 pm: Hey, that picture predates me using the Rawkon chick.
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Post by: Swifto on November 18, 2005, 01:56:25 pm: We haven't used the rawkon chick for a long time.....
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Post by: jv2k on November 18, 2005, 02:01:22 pm: Why?
Damn it lazlo this topic was dead! It decomposed and as you did the bump with it, the noise of the two of you made my ears throw up.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 18, 2005, 02:02:08 pm: Zombies.
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Post by: Swifto on November 18, 2005, 02:04:32 pm: Lucky
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 18, 2005, 02:05:24 pm: GRRZT. LOG IN!
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Post by: Swifto on November 18, 2005, 02:08:39 pm: *see explanation in other thread*