TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: neothe0ne on January 23, 2006, 06:31:59 pm
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"I havn't seeen it.. (crowd laughs) I've heard about it! (crowd laughs louder) Wh-What I was hoping you would say was to go back to the ranch (crowd roars)....... I haven't seen it"
XD (it was something like that, they did a clip on NBC Nightly News JUST to show our President's IQ)
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Let's make this one the bushism topic. "They misunderestimated me" is a good one
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Doesn't suprise me one bit, why oh why did he get re-elected?
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C'mon post some bushisms, everyone. "More and more of U.S. imports are coming from overseas" or how about "Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person — people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person."
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Doesn't suprise me one bit, why oh why did he get re-elected?
Because Kerry was a hippie. We dun' like hippies in these parts.
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True, true. How about this "I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one."
and this " I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
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lol, here's one!
"There are people in Iraq who want to have a democatic election...and...uh we will bring them to justice"
Or how about "I don't expect Osama Bin Laden to understand the joy of Hanukkah"
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"Let me tell you my thoughts about tax relief. When your economy is kind of ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money."
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
"I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man. Nothing he [Saddam Hussein] has done has convinced me — I'm confident the Secretary of Defense — that he is the kind of fellow that is willing to forgo weapons of mass destruction, is willing to be a peaceful neighbor, that is — will honor the people — the Iraqi people of all stripes, will — values human life. He hasn't convinced me, nor has he convinced my administration."
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I only know one more off the top of my head right now
"There's a saying: Fool me once...uh..shame on you, fool me twice...uh...you see you can't fool the fool again"
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I was thinking of posting that one
"I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens that we have an advantage here in America — we can feed ourselves."
"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again."
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
"And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything."
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"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
O RLY?
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/bush.htm
Click Here (http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=bush&getit=Go&sp-a=00062d45-sp00000000&sp-advanced=1&sp-p=all&sp-w-control=1&sp-w=alike&sp-date-range=-1&sp-x=any&sp-c=100&sp-m=1&sp-s=0) for more fun "facts"
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"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."
"My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" — although she didn't put that to words."
"Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart."
"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging." —George W. Bush, at the dedication of his portrait, Austin, Texas.
I am on a roll
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"t's a myth to think I don't know what's going on. It's a myth to think that I'm not aware that there's opinions that don't agree with mine, because I'm fully aware of that."
"I mean, there was a serious international effort to say to Saddam Hussein, you're a threat. And the 9/11 attacks extenuated that threat, as far as I-concerned."
"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome."
"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
"Listen, I want to thank leaders of the — in the faith — faith-based and community-based community for being here."
"Americans should be prudent in their use of energy during the course of the next few weeks. Don't buy gas if you don't need it."
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."
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I love the way he pronounces "terrorism". It's great, really. "We must do all we can to stop terrism." Sounds almost like tourism!
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How about nuclear?
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Heh... Nukaller.
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I am startin up once more
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."
"Part of the facts is understanding we have a problem, and part of the facts is what you're going to do about it."
"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."
[I'm] occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term."
"In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible — whatever that means."
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
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"If you're a younger person, you ought to be asking members of Congress and the United States Senate and the president what you intend to do about it. If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to be saying, what are you going to do about it, Mr. Congressman, or Madam Congressman?"
There are comedic outcomes of having a president with the IQ of a lemon wedge.
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woah............
Canada hasn't ever had such a quotable leader...... Pierre Trudeau was about the most, and that's because he was awesome......
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Whoa..... hurray for the United 50 States, dude.
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Anyone seen the South Park episode concerning independent films?
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I've seen many others, but not that one.
4 :( :( :( :(
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woah............
Canada hasn't ever had such a quotable leader...... Pierre Trudeau was about the most, and that's because he was awesome......
And now we've got a new one (Steven Harper)...thank god for minority!
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I don't know who that is!
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Doesn't suprise me one bit, why oh why did he get re-elected?
Killzone, you don't live in America, stay out of our affairs.
But seriously, WRRRRRy.
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Yeah well...when the world's greatest super power has a moronic leader elected and re-elected, the rest of the world tends to pay attention.
Here's a little mini game since I mentioned it...Whoever can name who Steven Harper is, gets a cookie.
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The new leader of Canada. You mentioned it in an earlier post.
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Yeah well...when the world's greatest super power has a moronic leader elected and re-elected, the rest of the world tends to pay attention.
Here's a little mini game since I mentioned it...Whoever can name who Steven Harper is, gets a cookie.
You don't even live in America. Like Yamino said, stay out of this.
Bush > j00.
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Everyone is given 3 unaleinable rights. Life, Internet, and the ability to make fun of Bush
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We may not trust in Bush's abilities as leader but he's our president.
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Yay for bush quotes!
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yay indeed :mrgreen: also, make sure i am not the cookie given for the prize
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Yeah well...when the world's greatest super power has a moronic leader elected and re-elected, the rest of the world tends to pay attention.
Here's a little mini game since I mentioned it...Whoever can name who Steven Harper is, gets a cookie.
You don't even live in America. Like Yamino said, stay out of this.
Bush > j00.
Unless he's using a proxy or something, then he does live in America. <_<
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Yaminomalex U LYER >=(
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Killzone, you don't live in America, stay out of our affairs.
But seriously, WRRRRRy.
Yaminomalex U LYER >=(
10 x angry (At Yaminomalex) + 2 x constipated (At toilet)
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Hey, Killzone is a good AIM buddy of mine. As far as I know, he's from Nova Scotia.
At least, that's what he told me, it has to be a proxy.
UNLESS HE'S A LIES.
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Nova Scotia?
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Can-uh-duh.
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1 x black plague
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1 x horny demon thing
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Can-uh-duh.
Yep's and i'm not a "lies" as far as I know rofl.
But if it means that much to you Yami, i'll keep out
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Canada deserves no insults. My grandmother is Canadian
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Canada deserves no insults. My grandmother is Canadian
Those damn Canaggers stole my bike >=(
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Bill Cosby :o