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General => General => Topic started by: Ryacraig on January 08, 2006, 03:06:37 am
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God-moding required
The war has just started, noone has yet chosen sides. There are the Mumm-ra's forces and Autobots, choose your side and play.
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I call dibs on Mumm-Ra's Forces
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I choose the forces of good. I am an Autobot. I am... LAZ 3000!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/laz9000.jpg)
Also, Rya, aquaint yourself with the edit button.
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I walk to the Battlefeilds with my head held high and i decide, I have a sword
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I walk into the other side, and a lazer sword... no wait, a laser gun, that shoots swords appears in my hand. I scan the field, and see nothing worth killing.
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i automatically decide to morph my weapon into a laser pointer that turns into anything i would ever need
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NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE KIND SIR BUT I DO NOT FEAR YOU.
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so that means...YOU WANT ME?
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I DO NOT GO FOR CAREBEARS.
And I don't go for guys. @_@
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OHNOES! A new player has entered the arena! *SHOT*
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Swiftman stood on the dge of the battlefield.
Hmm... A godmoding fight. Interesting. He thought to himself. I shall leave myself out of this. I prefer to fight fairly.
He was on the top of a nearby high rock, several hundred feet above the rest. His black, blue and white plaid jackshirt waved in the air, his pilot's goggles resting on his forehead, his Predator plasma pistol resting in it's holster.
He turned his back on the battle and jumped from his perch.
He fell a few dozen feet down before his personal all-purpose spaceship, the Pyro-GX came and swopped by with a fly-by pickup in midair. Within seconds he was long gone.
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*unbeknownst to Swiftman, CJ and Yami had noticed the Pyro-GX flying by, and used their built-in teleporters to stow away in the ship*
Swiftman: WTF?! What the hell are YOU two doing in here?
Yami CJMErl: Eeh, we got bored, so we decided to hitch a ride.
CJMErl: I *told* him it was a bad idea, but he never listens...
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^YOU CONTROLLED SWIFTS SAYINGS!
*Robot comes in and takes Emerl away*
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"You two do realize...... THAT THIS SHIP CAN HARDLY SEAT ONE PERSON, LET ALONE THREE!? AND THOSE FINS! DAMMIT THOSE FINS ARE SCRATCHING THE INTERIOR! OUT OUT OUT!"
Swiftman yelled that and flipped the Pyro-GX upside down, opened the cockpit window and sent the two falling. Since Swiftman was buckled in, he was safe, but he wasn't about to let a couple friends fall, even if Yami would survive and Cj could use him as a landing device.
Swiftman jumped out of his Pyro-GX and called forth the 20-story megamech, the Skiver. He used remote control as he ran from the shoulder of the Skiver and into the interior, then took the helm, manuevering towards Yami and Cj.
They both plunked on the shoulder of the Skiver, and with Swift having left the door there open, they clambored inside.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Mechs%20and%20Descent/skiverstand2xcopy.gif) "Welcome, you two, to the Skiver. To your right is the lounge, at about 3 o'clock degree's is the bedrooms, and straight in front of you are seats for relaxing and watching the ride." Swiftman said, turning his seat towards the visitors as the Skiver hovered in the air, thousands of meters above the ground. "Take your pick, there's room to spare."
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*Calvat runs past and stops*
Yo.
*Runs off*
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Thanks, duder. *uses a portable teleporter disc to summon his GameCube / DVD / VCR / all-in-one machine* Your lounge has a TV, right?
You got any room with a view? I wanna see the godmoders get their asses kicked.
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*The world than explodes*
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Calvat, shut it, you're not contributing nothing.
"Sure thing there's a TV in the lounge, Cj. Expandable for 19, 24, 48, 64 and 80 inches. Have fun, dude! And Yami..." Swift pointed to the chair directly behind him, only to the left a little. "That's about the second best view in the house. Have fun, and if you feel the need, there's a computer in the lounge with full-on internet access, if you so feel the need."
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I'm contributing fun!
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WOOHOO! *rushes to the lounge and sets the TV to maximum size* Plug-In! CJMErl.EXE, Transmission! *plugs uber-game machine into TV*
Sweet. *goes over to the chair and whips out a foot-long* Mmmmmmmmmmm...foot-long...*Homer Simpson drool*
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CJ and Yami walk into the lounge to find... Lazlo, waist deep in pudding. "Um... Hey guys. I can explain... everything."
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>_< DAMMIT, LAZ! How are we supposed to sit down?!
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*pops torso in the lounge and hands Yami a shovel* Elbow grease, and lots of it! *leaves and tosses a bucket into the room*
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T_T Not again...
Oh well, at least there are a few odds in my favor.
Such as?
First of all, this is CHOCOLATE pudding. Second, and most importantly...
*retracts hand into Yami Buster, and a spoon pops out*
...I have my spoon. :twisted:
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Don't worry guys, I got this. *Wiggles nose and everything dissapears, save for a cup that appears in Yami's hand*
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HOW'D MY DAD GET ON THIS SITE??? NDFKLF
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I kidnapped him.
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I kidnapped him.
Well tell him he left his bananas on the table.
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*pops torso in again* Well, looks like the pudding mishaps have been cleaned!
Oh by the way, Retro has a room in the Skiver, he doesn't come out of it much though.
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Do not pass go.
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*Passes Go*
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WHUT EM EYE FIGHTING FOUR????????????
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*A human-dragon hybrid swoops out of the sky, and perches on a nearby tree.*
Hmph, these amatuers are bound to kill each other.
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WHUT EM EYE FIGHTING FOUR????????????
FIGHT, YAMINOMAN! FOR EVERLASTING BOOBIES!!!!!!11!!1!oneoneshift *NUKED*
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WHUT EM EYE FIGHTING FOUR????????????
FIGHT, YAMINOMAN! FOR EVERLASTING BOOBIES!!!!!!11!!1!oneoneshift *NUKED*
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DAMMIT! >_<###
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Well, I'll be damned.
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*Byte Man teleports into the lounge area of the Skiver and hurries to the window.*
Am I too late for the show?
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Not to my knowledge.
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SWEET! *activates shield teleporter, and 5 kegs appear, 2 root beer kegs, 1 Dr. Pepper keg, and 2 Budweiser kegs filled with Bud Ice Light.*
No sense watching god modders die without refreshments, right?
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For whatever reason, I don't think anyone is fighting anymore...
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*summons the mighty Elminster outside to stir up the fight*
Fight on, Elminster! For your choice beer!<Bud Ice Light>
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*kills no one in particular*
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DAMMIT! >_<###
Forum layout code...?
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Bablefish.
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Yeah, "babble" is right...
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walks into the mech
ooh, rooms
runs uns from room to room
ooh, videogames
kicks cjmerl in the face and starts playing videogames
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Oh... No you didn't!
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im pretty sure i did
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Then we shall do battle, on the ancient fields where the romans sacrificed the Egyptians to thier archaic Christian beliefs. It was on this day that Yoshi learned the truth about where his eggs came from.
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im pretty sure i did
I disagree.
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no, i swear i did, i can say i did
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I say you eat men.
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Then I say you eat babies.
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Then I say you eat babies.
yeah, you mean with like chocolate and stuff?
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i say i just play vigi games
What are these "vigi" games of which you speak?
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dude reread it, thats not what it sais
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What sorcery is this?!
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dude reread it, thats not what it sais
Yeah, you edited your post. *smack*
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What sorcery is this
sexy sorcery thats who
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no i didn't
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no i didn't
I am thinking you did, seeing is how I quoted the original post, you can stop acting stupid now.
*sips tea* YES INDEED.
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no, your stupid
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no, your stupid
No, MY stupid? Lol learn to type plz.
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No, MY stupid? Lol learn to type plz.
stop being a dumby stupidhead
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No, MY stupid? Lol learn to type plz.
stop being a dumby stupidhead
O...k you aren't worth my time, goodbye.
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hey, im lazlo's friend in real life mister head
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stop being a dumby stupidhead
LEAVE.
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stop being a dumby stupidhead
LEAVE.
You really should listen to your own advice.
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stop being a dumby stupidhead
LEAVE.
You really should listen to your own advice.
But that would require too much effort from me.
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why everyone be so jealous of my super good looks
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why everyone be so jealous of my super good looks
Is that supposed to be a statement or a question?
Either way, it's still incorrect.
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you jealous fool, i can see into your eyes
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/Kagomenekkedlolorly.png)
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I like where this is going.
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me too, and yes i see all of your eyes, im hacked into government sattalites right now
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/040405/my-solemn-duty.gif)
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/Kagomenekkedlolorly.png)
Eh, I need to make more ORLY pictures, this one is getting old.
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no its not, i have no hacking skills yes, but its not like it was hard, its only the US government
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Liar.
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oh yeah, proove it
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At least his flaming pants of doom look awesome.
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At least his flaming pants of doom look awesome.
yeah they do
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Wow.....I do think Raycraig has taken the cake after Endtype for most idiotic member yet.
Hell, even TPHPlease was smarter than this guy. This is just..... abysmal.
Ryacraig, just go, and don't return. It's for your own good.
Actually, wait until Draconis comes by, then pop on over to ToE. Then you'll have some fun...
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He can't using my computer.
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woah wait, is this, like, Stupidhead or something? Um....
*casts Warp on self before he causes himself trouble*
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Yeah, the nard forgot his password. I told him to just ask for Nate to change it, but noo.... can't do that. He's also ignored every bit of advice I've given him, like use the proper grammar that I know you are capable of.
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oh, I see said the blind man to his deaf wife- *PVC PIPE'd!*
:arrow: It was for his own good. And you gotta love that BOONG noise. [found that out from someone awesome]
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EAT YOUR BABIES.
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You've never beaten someone with PVC pipe? You poor, deprived child.
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:arrow: No, I haven't ever.
And no wonder, too. Your spindly little arms couldn't lift it!
:arrow: My arms are waybigger than yours were when you were 12.
........... FECK! *casts silence on Min*
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Wow.....I do think Raycraig has taken the cake after Endtype for most idiotic member yet.
Hell, even TPHPlease was smarter than this guy. This is just..... abysmal.
Ryacraig, just go, and don't return. It's for your own good.
Actually, wait until Draconis comes by, then pop on over to ToE. Then you'll have some fun...
yeah, im good at acting like an idiot huh?
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*METEOR STRIKE*
*Everyone (But me) In the vicinity loses 80% of their total HP*
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My total HP is infinaty+1 so I can only use .08(INF)
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oh yeah i powerbomb faggy two shoes and give him instant death
this means you Nightmare X
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I don't know what just happened, but I can't seem to find 80% of my total HP.
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I'm immune to any kind of harm, cheap? Yes, sue me.
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no, god-modding i required in here
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no, god-modding i required in here
What the hell does this mean?
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I'm immune to any kind of harm, cheap? Yes, sue me.
*Mutates flu to break through immunities, giving you HP Decrease, and taking an automatic 48%*
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Bladegash Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:49 pm Post subject:
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Ryacraig wrote:
no, god-modding i required in here
What the hell does this mean?
sorry, meant to type i required god-modding in here
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You're dumb!
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You're dumb!
And Lazlo has single handedly won the war.
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your just too jealous to see past my visage and realize that i am a bright, intelegent person who chooses to act dumb
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Usually that's the case, I know this because I hang around you. But... on the internet, you are just dumb.
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Lazlo Falconi Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:57 pm Post subject:
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Usually that's the case, I know this because I hang around you. But... on the internet, you are just dumb.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/nou6jv.png)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/img0024.jpg)
You can't use my Photobucket!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/img0025.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/zot.png)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/maddox1.jpg)
now your in pain
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Oh, stealing from Maddox, you're cool now!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/netfull.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/snap.jpg)
but no
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ololololol pictuer wra
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I could end it pretty quick if I so chose to. I think.
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Can we just lock this before whats his face makes a bigger ass out of himself?
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k.