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General => General => Topic started by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 01:51:52 pm

Title: Uncyclopedia, with 100% less facts.
Post by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 01:51:52 pm
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Sanity:

Sanity does not exist. OH NOES LOLZORIt is a hopeless illusion of your mind. DFHGDGFThe opposite of sanity is insanity, which does exist, because what else would you be if you weren't sane? If you think you are sane, I suggest you seek professional help. You will be told that you are insane, as the only other option is that you are a water buffalo. DFGDF The vast mSHGFHGFDajority of water buffalo don't exist, either. And neither do potatoes. You're either sane, insane, or DSFGVa water buffalo / a potato / lost in the land of Zork / a banana / DSGBDGeorge DGHGFHW. BushDGDF / Jesus / a toothbrush / your article here. And you're quite definitely not sane, and the last option is much tooDV long to type ovBDFGer again (and my copy and paste buttons have died), FJHJFDGso you must be insane. Much like whoever wrote this Uncyclopedia article, who doesn't live in Alabama and hasn't killed anything recently.

Sanity, insanity, and water buffalo are not to be confused with randomness, which is DFBDa blue furry koala wiFDGHGFBth tuberculosis. (Or a blue furry koala with tuberculosis, in case you wanted it in oDFGFDne piece for some reason.)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 15, 2005, 01:53:29 pm
Spiffy.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 15, 2005, 02:09:13 pm
But doesn't that mean that if you think you're sane, you're therefore insane, and therefore normal?
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Post by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 02:10:05 pm
Ask the submitter of that article, I am not going to bother with the mechanics of time travel.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 15, 2005, 02:15:55 pm
Sorry, I was just asking in general.
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Post by: jv2k on November 15, 2005, 03:14:04 pm
(http://uncyclopedia.org/images/9/93/1127663471151.jpg)
this image makes the site awsome.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 15, 2005, 03:31:50 pm
I disagree.
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Post by: jv2k on November 15, 2005, 03:34:50 pm
I disagree with your disagreement!
That picture is delicious looking...
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 15, 2005, 03:38:19 pm
I disagree with youur disagreeing with my disagreement!

...Just on principal.
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Post by: jv2k on November 15, 2005, 03:54:04 pm
Pft, someday you will learn its batchin tasty.
*takes a bite of BBQ pickachu*
plus it rhyms!
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Post by: protoman on November 20, 2005, 08:43:01 am
i'm sorry, i just had to say that that site rules.
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Post by: jv2k on November 20, 2005, 08:45:24 am
O_O it posted!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 20, 2005, 10:43:00 am
Protoman used to post a lot, he even used to have a quote of me in his signature..
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Post by: jv2k on November 20, 2005, 12:16:32 pm
Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 20, 2005, 12:30:02 pm
No, I think he found the real world.
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Post by: KingSpider on November 20, 2005, 12:33:11 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?


Impossbile, the insanity can only corrupt...absorb....and then when the victim is fully unaware, darkness consumes them, as they a re plunged into the eternal insanity, without any reprieve in sight...
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Post by: jv2k on November 20, 2005, 12:37:40 pm
Quote from: "KingSpider"
Quote from: "jv2k"
Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?


Impossbile, the insanity can only corrupt...absorb....and then when the victim is fully unaware, darkness consumes them, as they a re plunged into the eternal insanity, without any reprieve in sight...

This is not true, some people can see it comming and cut off their infected limbs and then run away. I've seen it happen before.

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
No, I think he found the real world.

IMPOSIBLE! The real world is a guarded secret! WHO TOLD HIM!
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Post by: KingSpider on November 20, 2005, 12:39:15 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
Quote from: "KingSpider"
Quote from: "jv2k"
Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?


Impossbile, the insanity can only corrupt...absorb....and then when the victim is fully unaware, darkness consumes them, as they a re plunged into the eternal insanity, without any reprieve in sight...

This is not true, some people can see it comming and cut off their infected limbs and then run away. I've seen it happen before.

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
No, I think he found the real world.

IMPOSIBLE! The real world is a guarded secret! WHO TOLD HIM!


CORTEZ! CORTEZ DID IT!!! DAMN YOU CORTEZ!!!!!
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Post by: jv2k on November 20, 2005, 12:45:11 pm
DAMN IT! When will cortez stop medling in our lives and stop giving us problems!
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Post by: KingSpider on November 20, 2005, 12:45:49 pm
When everything but your eye implodes, for the propechy does not lie young grasshopper.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 20, 2005, 12:46:51 pm
Dudes, calm down. It's fun to yell out "DAMN YOU CORTEZ!" but that's a little much, don't you think? It seems like you really are angry at him.
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Post by: jv2k on November 20, 2005, 12:49:23 pm
I'm not angry at cortez.  I'm never angry at anyone over the internet.
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Post by: KingSpider on November 20, 2005, 12:50:37 pm
It's been forever since i blamed Cortez, I was mislead into thinking it was Sanchez, but after some careful consideration, I realized who the real culprit was, so armed with my rubber chicken I slay the almighty parrot, who had plagued our nation for generations of the past.
Title: Uncyclopedia, with 100% less facts.
Post by: Nightmare X on November 26, 2005, 11:55:45 am
Completely pointless thread bump.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 26, 2005, 12:40:46 pm
=O
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Post by: Sophih on November 26, 2005, 01:37:13 pm
*EXLODES*
Kitten huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank. Despite a long-established tradition of kitten huffing in western nations, the daily practice remains subject to a widely-recognized taboo. It is believed that experiencing kittens can result in undesirable side effects and kitten-related human fatalities, and even unapologeticly frequent huffers caution against using more than two or three kittens per day. Also causes mild ear aches as well as violent diarrhea, and rare cases of fleas and heart worms. If any/all occur consult a veternarian.

The huffing technique dominant amongst casual users is the 'cupped hands approach', developed by the Marquess of Queensbury as a remedy for the pain of head injuries sustained while boxing.

One should refrain from the use of rolled up dollar bills, as the kittens tend to clog.