TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 01:51:52 pm
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Sanity:
Sanity does not exist. OH NOES LOLZORIt is a hopeless illusion of your mind. DFHGDGFThe opposite of sanity is insanity, which does exist, because what else would you be if you weren't sane? If you think you are sane, I suggest you seek professional help. You will be told that you are insane, as the only other option is that you are a water buffalo. DFGDF The vast mSHGFHGFDajority of water buffalo don't exist, either. And neither do potatoes. You're either sane, insane, or DSFGVa water buffalo / a potato / lost in the land of Zork / a banana / DSGBDGeorge DGHGFHW. BushDGDF / Jesus / a toothbrush / your article here. And you're quite definitely not sane, and the last option is much tooDV long to type ovBDFGer again (and my copy and paste buttons have died), FJHJFDGso you must be insane. Much like whoever wrote this Uncyclopedia article, who doesn't live in Alabama and hasn't killed anything recently.
Sanity, insanity, and water buffalo are not to be confused with randomness, which is DFBDa blue furry koala wiFDGHGFBth tuberculosis. (Or a blue furry koala with tuberculosis, in case you wanted it in oDFGFDne piece for some reason.)
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Spiffy.
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But doesn't that mean that if you think you're sane, you're therefore insane, and therefore normal?
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Ask the submitter of that article, I am not going to bother with the mechanics of time travel.
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Sorry, I was just asking in general.
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(http://uncyclopedia.org/images/9/93/1127663471151.jpg)
this image makes the site awsome.
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I disagree.
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I disagree with your disagreement!
That picture is delicious looking...
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I disagree with youur disagreeing with my disagreement!
...Just on principal.
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Pft, someday you will learn its batchin tasty.
*takes a bite of BBQ pickachu*
plus it rhyms!
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i'm sorry, i just had to say that that site rules.
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O_O it posted!
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Protoman used to post a lot, he even used to have a quote of me in his signature..
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Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?
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No, I think he found the real world.
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Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?
Impossbile, the insanity can only corrupt...absorb....and then when the victim is fully unaware, darkness consumes them, as they a re plunged into the eternal insanity, without any reprieve in sight...
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Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?
Impossbile, the insanity can only corrupt...absorb....and then when the victim is fully unaware, darkness consumes them, as they a re plunged into the eternal insanity, without any reprieve in sight...
This is not true, some people can see it comming and cut off their infected limbs and then run away. I've seen it happen before.
No, I think he found the real world.
IMPOSIBLE! The real world is a guarded secret! WHO TOLD HIM!
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Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?
Impossbile, the insanity can only corrupt...absorb....and then when the victim is fully unaware, darkness consumes them, as they a re plunged into the eternal insanity, without any reprieve in sight...
This is not true, some people can see it comming and cut off their infected limbs and then run away. I've seen it happen before.
No, I think he found the real world.
IMPOSIBLE! The real world is a guarded secret! WHO TOLD HIM!
CORTEZ! CORTEZ DID IT!!! DAMN YOU CORTEZ!!!!!
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DAMN IT! When will cortez stop medling in our lives and stop giving us problems!
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When everything but your eye implodes, for the propechy does not lie young grasshopper.
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Dudes, calm down. It's fun to yell out "DAMN YOU CORTEZ!" but that's a little much, don't you think? It seems like you really are angry at him.
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I'm not angry at cortez. I'm never angry at anyone over the internet.
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It's been forever since i blamed Cortez, I was mislead into thinking it was Sanchez, but after some careful consideration, I realized who the real culprit was, so armed with my rubber chicken I slay the almighty parrot, who had plagued our nation for generations of the past.
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Completely pointless thread bump.
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=O
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*EXLODES*
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